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Post by faulknasty on Jul 21, 2020 23:08:56 GMT
Every SWA show I lose a fighter in UCW for a month thankfully I can work around Miller's injury this time.
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Post by Senator Phillips on Jul 22, 2020 17:40:05 GMT
Three title matches, a #1 contender match and fan favorites up and down the card...this is how you celebrate the end of Young Blood's title reign. ---   PEWA x Highway Outlaw Wrestling - Bloodstained No More 8:00 PM (CT) on Friday, July 24th at the Beltway Hippodrome in Washington, DC Main Event: PEWA Extreme Title Bout Kevin Royce(C)(Evergreen Wrestling) vs. Juliette ErvingHaving earned her shot previously by defeating Tomas, Juliette Erving was fully prepared to take on Young Blood. However, as the former PEWA champ dropped his title to Kevin Royce on Evergreen Wrestling, Erving finds herself with a new challenge in front of herself as the legendary hardcore warrior will present a different look. Royce has promised to serve as a fighting champion for the PEWA, and will likely be in position to defend the Extreme title on a regular basis, should he defend here. Highway Outlaw Wrestling Ruler of the Road Title Bout Texas Rose(C) vs. Annie ChangHaving impressed on a prior meeting, Annie Chang has earned another shot at the Ruler of the Road, following Texas Rose's hardfought rematch victory over Scarlett Rose. Chang has been on a surprising roll as of late, and has reportedly been training hard for this match, looking to win her first title. This will be an uphill battle for the third generation upstart, however, as Texas Rose has been nothing if dominant in her defense of the Ruler of the Road, bringing an added layer of technicality on top of her toughnosed approach that has been near impossible for the usual denizens of Highway Outlaw Wrestling to overcome. PEWA Extreme Tag Title Bout The Bingo Hall Mutants(Rampage Rage and Skullface Killah)(C) vs. PEWA's Most Hated(Jeffery Janson and "Party Animal" Jeremy Wylde)To say these two teams hate each other is to understate the matter. The Mutants were primarily responsible for the violent expulsion of the Most Hated on Wylde and Janson's original PEWA run, and they gave them a crushingly unwelcome greeting upon their return to the PEWA. The PEWA's Most Hated have managed, since then to build up their reputation, even gaining a significant amount of support from the fans with their freshly invigorated performances, and cannot be considered nearly as hopeless in this challenge as they would have been in the past. PEWA Extreme Title #1 Contender Bout Sir Vladimir Henry with Heidi Karnstein vs. Bath Salts ZombieExpect a level of violence here above and beyond even the typical PEWA standard as the BSZ and the Dark Master of the Occult face off for a shot at the winner of the main event. Both Zombie and Henry have been close to unbeatable over the last year in singles action, and neither is afraid to rip flesh and spill blood. The only question is if Henry's calculated power game or Zombie's mindless barbarism will win the day. With Heidi Karnstein at ringside as usual, she may well be the deciding factor at a critical point. Mina Fitsharris vs. Fat BurnerFat Burner should have known better. Encountering Mina Fitsharris at the Beltway Full Contact Martial Arts Center and offering her a fitness program to "shave off those extra flabby pounds" was practically asking for a heaping helping of CTE. As such, Fitsharris and Burner will meet in the ring...let the workout begin. The Railjumpers(Jayne Payne and Jumpin' Jim Malone) and Hobo Harry vs. The Ritual of the Flame(The Cremator, Zanca and Beatriz)The Ritual of the Flame seems to make more enemies by the week. Their previous encounter with the Railjumpers did not go well for the fire obsessed stable, and their issues with Hobo Harry are noted, as the Cremator once burned one of Hobo's favorite cardboard boxes. The Ritual will have to unify like never before if they hope to fend off their determed foes and to keep the flame burning. Downtown Lucy Brown vs. Sylvain "Pay Day" Mint vs. Tomas the Tiny GiantA big time triple threat opens up the show, with two former champs and a PEWA Original facing off. With the speed and agility of Downtown Brown, the skill and experience of Pay Day Mint and the demented strength of the Tiny Giant, expect some fireworks to set off the festivities here. --- Biff Taylor: Alright, dudes and dudettes! This is what the Biffmeister calls a real deal PEWA program! If you can't tell I'm stoked as all get out, you don't know jack! First off, all the thanks I got, all the thanks that the locker room's got, we want to send them Evergreen's way! They did what, honestly, we couldn't do, damnit! They gave that bastard, Young Blood a run for his money against Elly Blackwood, who 'bout wrecked his arm, an' then after that jackass somehow escaped that defense, they let Kevin F'n Royce seal the deal! Finally, I got a champ I don't hate! Even if he's not one of ours, he's one of ours, if that makes any sense... But yeah, we got a hellova show here! All the titles we got are on the line, we got the Extreme title up for grabs, the Extreme tag titles up for grabs, the Highway Outlaw belt up for grabs, a #1 Contender match, and big time bouts for the rest of the card! This is like premium pay per view quality sort of stuff, but we're just givin' it to the Senatorial Streamin' Service like every other regular show, out of my appreciation for these badass hardcore warriors and for celebratin' the end of the dark days! So, you better be there, or be square, 'cause this ain't one you'll wanna miss! --- Juliette Erving: So, how you all feel...this gonna be a big time show for us all! Mina Fitsharris: I just want to kick that asshole's ass. Anyone who knows anything doesn't tell a mother of two that she needs to lose "flabby pounds!" I want to make him feel real pain! Real pain like he hasn't ever known! Annie Chang: Yeah, that was a total d-bag move. Juliette: Mina's perfect for me, and I love her just how she is, screw that headband wearing bald headed bum! You're just the right shape for me to take my hands and... Mina: Juliette...no. Annie: Go on! Juliette: But yeah, we got some big matches here, Mina's got a dumbass to stomp, I got Kevin Royce, and that's gonna be a match! I'm thrilled! Gonna be the toughest match I ever had, but that's alright, 'cause it's for the big one! And maybe then I get to take my shot at Young Blood for the Number One! Then you got a chance at steppin' up and becomin' the Ruler of the Road, Annie! Annie: Damn straight I do! They all think I'm the underdog, but I do my best when I'm looked past! But then if I win the belt, I'm not the underdog anymore, so my wins aren't upsets anymore, then I have to change the name of my finisher...shit. Juliette: Nah, keep it in a, like, ironic way. "And She Got the Upset!" but it's not an upset, so it's cool like that! Annie: Yeah, sure. Texas Rose is real good, though. Juliette: But is her worst better than your best? Cause if your best is better than her worst, you'll kick her ass if she's not ready! Annie: Um, sure. Juliette: We're Wild Women, we're asskickers and we're not taking no for an answer! By the way, where's CiCi? Mina: Picking up lunch...like we told her to do half an hour ago... Annie: Stupid traffic... --- Masked Maniac III: And I'm here with both of the #1 Contenders, the Bath Salts Zombie and Sir Vladimir Henry, with the lovely but deadly Heidi Karnstein here too! So, how do you each feel about your match? Sir Vladimir Henry: The time draws nigh for the dark destiny to be fulfilled, as the fresh blood recedes, the old ways return in a new form. I assure you, this match is but a formality, a preliminary to what is to come. Bath Salts Zombie: idontgiveashitaboutbeltsjustwannaeatthefaceandimgonnaeatyourfaceandeatyourface Heidi Karnstein: What is this utter nonsense? Vladimir, this cretin is beneath us in every way, why must you deal with it? Vladimir: I assure you, our victory is guaranteed by the Fates. It matters not who or what attempts to stand in our path, for utter annihilation will befall all that impedes our progress. Heidi: I still abhor having to endure this foul being's presence. BSZ: likeyoureanybettervampirewhorebitch Heidi: I don't know what it said, but I feel it insulted my dignity. Vladimir: This being belongs to the Ritual of the Flame, a lesser attempt at drawing upon the unearthly powers for their benefit in the arena. For that reason, I will offer the Bath Salts Zombie the dignity of a match and of a...somewhat...clean finish. But let it be known that should the Cremator or any of his lesser minions interfere, they will know the full extent of my dark knowledge. Maniac III: And that's all we have here from these two exceptional individuals! We'll see you all in the ring on Friday! --- Rampage Rage: We got those two chumps again! Skullface Killah: We don't like them. At all! Rampage: But you know what? I almost kinda respect these knuckleheads! They keep comin' back for more, an' more, an' more! They're stuboorn and stupid, but that's closer to the PEWA way than anythin' they did the first time around! Skullface: Like Biff at a BBQ! Rampage: They're still a pair of flashy little bastards! And we're still gonna crush 'em like two empty beer cans! And I dunno, we gonna let them show up at the parking lot afterwards? Skullface: Hell no! Rampage: Yeah, some wounds ain't ever gonna heal! And we're gonna make sure they don't even think of tryin' to take our belts again! No matter how stubborn they are! |
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Post by Senator Phillips on Jul 24, 2020 17:25:31 GMT
Three title matches, a #1 contender's match, and some heated grudges will be settled(well, probably not) tonight at 8:00 PM (CT) on the Senatorial Streaming Service! www.twitch.tv/senatorphillips |
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Post by Senator Phillips on Jul 28, 2020 19:02:01 GMT
RESULTS --- PEWA x Highway Outlaw Wrestling - Bloodstained No More 8:00 PM (CT) on Friday, July 24th at the Beltway Hippodrome in Washington, DC Bonus Match Victor Van Banning vs. Stu the Blue  A good enough bonus match, with Stu the Blue showing full motivation while Van Banning seemed somewhat distracted, with Stu's victory via. diving Rooney Stomp coming about as a result. Main Event: PEWA Extreme Title Bout Kevin Royce(C)(Evergreen Wrestling) vs. Juliette Erving  Juliette Erving took her best shot. It wasn't enough against the Evergreen legend and PEWA Extreme Champion, Kevin Royce. Erving and Royce traded chair shots, and while Erving certainly put up a fight, hitting some big moves down the stretch, including the Conclusion lifting snap neckbreaker, it would be Royce's Chokebomb that would put her down and out by knockout. Highway Outlaw Wrestling Ruler of the Road Title Bout Texas Rose(C) vs. Annie Chang  An amazing performance by Annie Chang, who thwarted Texas Rose's potent pinning combinations and retaliated with spirited counter attacks at every opportunity. Finding none of her own attacks sufficient, Rose finally resorted to utilizing one of Annie's own, a Gedo Clutch, to finally pull off the win in defense of her Ruler of the Road title. Despite losing, Annie's stock is at an all time high, and the future is looking bright for the third generation wrestler. PEWA Extreme Tag Title Bout The Bingo Hall Mutants(Rampage Rage and Skullface Killah)(C) vs. PEWA's Most Hated(Jeffery Janson and "Party Animal" Jeremy Wylde)  The Bingo Hall Mutants were in no mood for a wrestling match, and arrived ready to brawl things out, even more than they usually would. And yet, every time they came close to finishing the match, their opponents found a way to hold on. Janson and Wylde started taking over as the match went along, using their speed and agility to their advantage, with Wylde's Wylde Thing standing SSP coming close, but it would be Jeffery Janson who locked in the Full Janson full nelson camel clutch on Skullface Killah and managed to win the day, and the belts for the PEWA's Most Hated. PEWA Extreme Title #1 Contender Bout Sir Vladimir Henry with Heidi Karnstein vs. Bath Salts Zombie  The BSZ busted Henry open early on, but as Heidi Karnstein jumped in the ring, forcing a reset, the Dark Master of the Occult somehow managed to repair the damage as the match restarted. From there, it seemed as if Sir Vlad was going to walk away with the victory, utterly demolishing the Zombie with his powerful attacks, but the BSZ is nothing if single minded, somehow surviving everything he endured, found a bizarre counter to Henry's chokeslam, landed a sliding elbow to score the pin, and gain a #1 Contender's opportunity. Regardless of some strange moments, this one was an utter bloodbath worthy of the PEWA ring. Mina Fitsharris vs. Fat Burner  Is this one of the most shocking upsets in Office history? Mina Fitsharris showed up ready to inflict pain, but Fat Burner seemed intent on seeking the pin, and despite being bloodied and battered early on, put Mina away with a Full Power Body Buster to take an incredibly unlikely win. The Railjumpers(Jayne Payne and Jumpin' Jim Malone) and Hobo Harry vs. The Ritual of the Flame(The Cremator, Zanca and Beatriz)  The Railjumpers and Hobo Harry were flat out on a mission, all three dominating the match from the opening bell, from Jayne Payne's rough brawling tactics, to Jumpin' Jim's chops and knee drops(and even a stolen Burn Cycle from Beatriz) and Hobo Harry's trademark Hobosault all were on full display as Harry used the latter to pin Beatriz. Downtown Lucy Brown vs. Sylvain "Pay Day" Mint vs. Tomas the Tiny Giant  A frantic battle, but it was Sylvain Mint who claimed a big pay day by pinning Tomas with a backslide, and Downtown Brown seconds afterwards with a quick rollup. Could the renewed PEWA Original actually be lining himself up for a title shot in the near future? Wins like this would indicate a definitive "yes." Masked Maniac IV vs. Tracy Finn  A surprisingly competitive match between the two lower carders, but Maniac's recent improvement, not just in attire, but also in his skillset was obvious, and led to him taking the win by a diving huracanrana. --- Match of the Night: Texas Rose vs. Annie Chang -A fairly easy choice as Chang and Rose put on one of the better matches in Highway Outlaw history, in a technical showcase that didn't lack for drama or intensity. Performer of the Night: Sylvain "Pay Day" Mint -With back to back pins over Tomas and Downtown Lucy Brown, Mint may well have had the single best night of his career. The twenty plus year veteran has never looked so motivated or dangerous. --- Injury Report Juliette Erving: Concussion (Two Month Medical Suspension) -Following Kevin Royce's Chokebomb, Erving will miss two solid months of action, ample time to regroup from the crushing defeat. --- Cruiser Conrad: We're absolutely making it official, Fat Burner kicked ass and took names, so he's getting the next shot at the Ruler of the Road. Cruiser Jacobs: Gotta give Annie some kudos, too. Conrad: You better believe Annie deserves those, and I want her back again in the future, hell, if we ever tour again, she's invited on the tour. Biff Taylor: And you're certainly welcome to bring her on the ride. Now let the ol' Biffmeister lay a few things down here. First off, Kevin Royce, you're one bad dude, and you know it. Talked to Juliette, an' when she had a few moments of coherence, she told me she ain't even mad at Royce, just pissed at herself. But yeah, next time, we got two defenses in a row set up. Bath Salts Zombie, you crazy ass junkie, you got the next shot! And the show after that, Sylvain Mint, if you're still looking for the biggest pay day of your career, stay healthy and step on up, 'cause we're callin' your number! ???: Get outta the way! Got some shit to tell Biff! Biff: Oh no. Conrad: You knew this was coming... And sure enough, the door to the press room bursts open as two ticked off Bingo Hall Mutants charge in. Rampage Rage: There you are! Biff, we want our rematch, and we want it now! Skullface Killah: Wanna kill those two! Biff: Now, the show's over, and we're not looking to get ourselves arrested for homicide... Rampage: Now! Give us those two ass clown pansies right now! Skullface: Ain't even grillin! Just lookin' for killin! Conrad: You know, maybe you should be more mad at yourselves for losing to a pair of "ass clown panisies" than looking to start something here, make sense? Rampage: Hell no! You wanna be next, Cruiser? Let's grab the barbed wire and do this! Skullface: Right here! Right now! Biff: Um, let's not do that? Skullface: Stay out of this! Conrad: Hey, I'm not the sort of guy to turn down a fight, but if you want the Cruisers, we're going to need a little time... Skullface: Right now! Jacobs: Let's all calm down now. What I see here is...misdirected hostilites. You're both flying off the handle. Let's not fly off the handle. Tends to get people hurt, and not in the way you like. Rampage: Screw that, we want blood and carnage tonight! And we're gonna get... Jacobs: You're going to sit down and shut your face right now! It's been said that Cruiser Jacobs has only truly raised his voice a few times in a decade, and that when he does, nobody dares to ignores it. As such, the Mutants both sat down in the seats in front of the press table. Jacobs: Alright. Conrad, take over. Conrad: Hey, you guys want a fight, we want a fight, let's do this for old times sake, next time around, if Biff doesn't have a problem for it, for a shot at those "ass clown pansies." We don't like Jeffries and Wylde any more than you, alright? We don't get a lot of chances for this, so you guys, the Cruisers, let's settle this beef before it gets outta hand, make sense? Rampage: Yeah, I guess. Still want to break something. Skullface: And I'm getting hungry! Conrad: There's a pile of old pallets out back, let's bust 'em up and you guys grill, and we're all good! Rampage: Sure. But don't think we're not gonna smash you up next time! Jacobs: Never take it easy in the ring, never... |
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Post by Senator Phillips on Jul 30, 2020 1:27:14 GMT
  Santana Family Wrestling x TIPWF: The Honor and the Gold8:00 PM (CT) on Friday, July 31st at the Beltway Hippodrome in Washington, DC Main Event: TIPWF Lone Star Heavyweight Title Bout Cowboy Johnston(C) vs. Valentina VerdaArguably the biggest active star in the Office against an individual with the reputation of being the best pure technician in pro wrestling makes for the formula of a big time main event. Valentina Verda has earned this shot the hard way, winning match after match in impressive fashion, often pinning top opponents with startling quickness. Verda's flashy exotico exterior only seems to help distract foes all the more for such flash pins. On the other hand, Cowboy Johnston has been lighting up the ring in Sakura Pro's Grand Prix tournament, and has looked like an unbeatable champion...against anyone but Verda. Can lightning strike twice? Co-Main Event: Interim Dominican Golden Championship Bout El Froggy Mask vs. Felix Santana Sr.With Salvador Sosa injured in a failed attempt at divesting Young Blood of the Office #1 Ranking, Felix Santana Sr. has promised the current champion that his status as beltholder will not change during his recovery period. Instead, the SFW boss will take on the company's top stalwart, El Froggy Mask in an interim title match. Felix Sr. has had an outstanding year, taking the mask of El Macho and pulling off big wins around the wrestling world, while Froggy once again seeks his shot at returning to the top of SFW, with the fans always supporting the amphibious luchador through thick and thin. TIPWF Lone Star Trios Championship Bout The High Plains Drifters(Marcos Angulo(UCSS), Walt Callahan and Johnny Sixname)(C) vs. Neon Knights(Supernaut, Holy Diver, Hija de Holy Diver)The Drifters have had success both in winning the trios belts and in competing outside in CWC, but they may face their stiffest challenge here against the consensus top team in Office history in the Neon Knights. While the Knights have slipped overall in 2020, a huge win over the Cogburn Ranch set them up for a shot at the Drifters and the Lone Star Trios belts. TIPWF Old Guard Championship Bout Newfie George(ZIP Japan)(C) vs. Gunny Lee HartThe Old Guard championship has not been defended as frequently in recent months, but Newfie George will again travel to DC now to answer the challenge of the Gunny. Lee Hart, a brutal submission expert, will not be seen as the favorite here, but few can deny that Hart still has the ability to submit nearly any foe who dares lose their focus in his presence. Red Masterson(Warrior Pro) vs. The EverymanThe dominant Warrior Pro Intercontinental champion will again head to the Office, this time going up against the no-nonsense Everyman in what could well be an all out slugfest for the ages. Masterson has shown few weaknesses through the entire G2 tournament in his home promotion, and may well even have usurped Doc Wyatt's role as the top member of the Jackson Hole Outlaws. The Everyman, for his part, is making his return from a injury suffered at the hands of Hijo de Macchiato, and no matter how much rust he might carry, nobody will question that the Everyman will put in a full shift. Martina Martinez with Vice Versa vs. Roland Chang III with Roland Chang Sr.Call this one "The Fallout of Roland Junior's Big Mouth." As usual, even while suspended from the Office following his out of control brawl with Sam Hall through the Beltway Full Contact Martial Arts Center and into Chairman Anthony Kalb's office, Chang Junior's big mouth has started another conflict. As has often been the case in the past, the Exotico World Order was the target of his mouth, and will now bring the Mixed Martial Exotico, Martina Martinez and the Modern Day Wrangler, Roland III into the ring. Martinez's mind games and legit grappling skills will have to be fully utilized for any hope against the overwhelming power and athleticism of the third Roland Chang. Lil' Lariato vs. Duke Cogubrn"When you fall off your horse, you dust yourself off and get back in the saddle again." Thus were the words of Duke Cogburn when asked about Lil' Lariato's return to the ring. "He's either going to beat me, or I'll knock him into fighting shape. Lariato's family, but if you think that means either of us hold back, think again." Home Team vs. Rudo EX Felix Santana Jr, El Hijo de Macchiato, Moonman and Lila Gila vs. Itzcoatl Hernandez, The New Humanity, Senora Conquistadora and Poison Froggy MaskThe endless battle between Rudo EX and the Santana Home Team continues here, with members of the Rudo Army and the Animal Farm joining the battle on the side of Felix Junior against a stacked team of Rudo EX members. The only thing that will keep this one getting entirely out of hand will likely be the showcase rules in place. Calista Vargas(Phoenix Rising) vs. Rodeo AngelA prelminary contest that could well steal the show from the opening bell, Vargas and the Angel have comparable styles and abilities, with Vargas bringing her Stormbreaker up against the Rodeo Stretch of Angel. Expect blistering speed and excellent technique here. |
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Post by Senator Phillips on Jul 31, 2020 17:05:41 GMT
A night of all out action, lucha spectacle, western brawling and high stakes matches is promised for 8:00 PM CT tonight on the Senatorial Streaming Service! Watch Cowboy Johnston put his TIPWF Lone Star title up for grabs against the technical skills and mind games of Valentina Verda! Witness two SFW legends battling for the Interim Dominican Golden Championship with El Jefe, Felix Santana Sr. continuing his late career renaissance against the Notorious EFM, El Froggy Mask! The High Plains Drifters will wager their TIPWF Lone Star Trios belts against the most decorated team in Office history, the Neon Knights! Newfie George will return to action to defend the TIPWF Old Guard Championship against the ruthless Gunny Lee Hart! All this, and the return of Lil' Lariato, the continuation of the endless Roland Chang Trio-Exotico World Order feud, guest appearances from Red Masterson and Calista Vargas and much more! www.twitch.tv/senatorphillips |
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Post by Senator Phillips on Aug 2, 2020 5:41:06 GMT
With one of the best matches of the year in the main event, the Interim Dominican Golden Champion crowned, and some solid action and surprising results up and down the card, this was a standout event for the TIPWF and Santana Family Wrestling. RESULTS --- Santana Family Wrestling x TIPWF: The Honor and the Gold 8:00 PM (CT) on Friday, July 31st at the Beltway Hippodrome in Washington, DC Bonus Match Vice Versa vs. Killer King Jones  A bit of a dropoff from the exhilarating main event, but no less of a style clash, with the EWO's Vice Versa up against the Rudo Army's Killer King Jones in a somewhat disjointed bout that concluded with a back to back Eritrean Head Cannon toss up headbutt to the solar plexus from the deathmatch legend. Main Event: TIPWF Lone Star Heavyweight Title Bout Cowboy Johnston(C) vs. Valentina Verda  What do you get when you put in a classical rawboned western brawler and a virtuoso technician with a flare for exotico antics? One of the best matches of the year, that's what. For twenty eight seconds short of a half hour, Johnston and Verda traded near falls, brawled in and out of the ring, demonstrated technical excellence and landed big strikes. Several times in a row, Valentina Verda sent Johnston to the outside with a leapfrog run counter hip attack, taunting the champ and raising his ire after each instance. Cowboy Johnston, for his part, hit the Amarillo Sunset several times, including once on the outside following a sheer drop backdrop suplex and landed an early Western Double lariat combo. With both hitting some of their best moves late in the match, it almost seemed as if both competitors had assumed an aura of invincibility. And yet, when it all came down to the end, Valentina Verda went well outside the box to take advantage of Johnston's flagging stamina, by pulling off the most unlikely Liplock submission to perform an act of reverse CPR and claim the TIPWF Lone Star Heavyweight championship. An incredible showing for both competitors, and by far one of the best matches the Office has seen this year. Valentina Verda may well be considered a high profile challenger for the Office #1 with this win. Co-Main Event: Interim Dominican Golden Championship Bout El Froggy Mask vs. Felix Santana Sr.  El Froggy Mask was on a mission to leap back up to the apex of Santana Family Wrestling, and despite the excellent form that Felix Senior has showcased over the last year, Froggy was more than prepared for the occasion, hitting several El Froggy Splashes and a Frog Fifty splash to become the new Interim Dominican Golden Champion. TIPWF Lone Star Trios Championship Bout The High Plains Drifters(Marcos Angulo(UCSS), Walt Callahan and Johnny Sixname)(C) vs. Neon Knights(Supernaut, Holy Diver, Hija de Holy Diver)  In this contest for the TIPWF Lone Star Trios belts, the Neon Knights showcased some superb teamwork, including a doomsday flying senton attack from Hija de Holy Diver, but when it truly mattered, the High Plains Drifters were simply more savvy and opportunistic, with Johnny Sixname hitting the elder Holy Diver with a headbutt near the Drifters corner for a quick three count, and a successful title defense. The High Plains Drifters have been seen as persistent underdogs in the division, but their continued reign cannot be seen as a fluke for much longer. TIPWF Old Guard Championship Bout Newfie George(ZIP Japan)(C) vs. Gunny Lee Hart  Try as he did, Gunny Lee Hart's vaunted technical skills were simply not enough to overcome the freak of nature known as Newfie George. The Newfoundland vagrant fisherman hasn't missed a step since his last showing, and defended the Old Guard championship with ease, finishing Hart off with a head hold lariat in the end. Red Masterson(Warrior Pro) vs. The Everyman  Just about every prognosticator predicted a heated fight in this one, and the conventional wisdom was entirely correct. Red Masterson and the Everyman arrived bereft of their usual stablemates, and engaged in a bloody street fight of a battle, with the union stalwart painting the mat crimson from his wounds, but still managed to go blow for blow with the Warrior Pro Intercontinental champ for over twenty minutes of nonstop warfare, until Masterson put him down hard with a jackhammer knockout for the ages. An outstanding match. Martina Martinez with Vice Versa vs. Roland Chang III with Roland Chang Sr.  There are times that a single match can mark the point where a prospect ascended to a sure fire star. Roland Chang III has been heralded as the future of the TIPWF for several years at this point, but has never quite shown the extent of his undeniable ability. Until now. Despite Martina Martinez showing a new look and new skills, Chang entirely demolished the Mixed Martial Exotico, to the point where he made it look easy, showing outstanding athleticism and overwhelming power, finishing Martinez with the Wrangler Bomb tossing high angle cross bomb to end the match in a shockingly fast, one sided manner. Lil' Lariato vs. Duke Cogubrn  Duke Cogburn wanted to test Lil' Lariato's fortitude upon his return. The latter passed with flying colors. While Cogburn got in some good shots, Lariato demonstrated his dominance, and finished his mentor off with a wickedly sharp Final Lariat for a knockout win, putting the TIPWF on notice once again. Home Team vs. Rudo EX Felix Santana Jr, El Hijo de Macchiato, Moonman and Lila Gila vs. Itzcoatl Hernandez, The New Humanity, Senora Conquistadora and Poison Froggy Mask  Rudo EX conducted themselves with an almost psychopathic disdain for their Home Team foes, controlling the pace, with Poison Froggy's diving stomps and Itzcoatl Hernandez drawing blood. Senora Conquistadora would bring the match to a conclusion, spiking El Hijo de Macchiato with a thunderous half nelson bomb near the Santana corner for the three count. Calista Vargas(Phoenix Rising) vs. Rodeo Angel  A quality match to begin the show, with Calista Vargas throwing a wide variety of moves at Rodeo Angel, including the dreaded Stormbreaker. Somehow, the masked luchadora survived the deadly finisher, and retalizated with a twisting senton into a 450 splash for the win. --- Match of the Night: Johnston vs. Verda -This would have been an easy call for Everyman-Masterson, but for the fact that Cowboy Johnston and Valentina Verda put on an absolute classic in just under thirty minutes in the main event. With the Lone Star belt on the line, both competitors took their best shot, in one of the most unlikely great matches you'll ever see. Performer of the Night: Valentina Verda -An amazing showing for the person believed by many to be the best pure technician in the Office, winning the top title in the TIPWF for the Exotico World Order and now stepping into the upper echelon of the elite in the Senatorial Office. --- Injury Report Duke Cogburn: Pinched Nerve in the Neck (One Month Medical Suspension) -Cogburn's stoppage loss via Lariato lariat resulted in a neck stinger, and fortunately, the Cogburn Ranch patriarch will only take a single month off from action as a precaution. The Everyman: Bruised Tailbone (Three Month Medical Suspension) A huge jackhammer from Red Masterson ended the Everyman's night, and as such, he will be out for three months to recover from an especially painful bruised tailbone...but perhaps the worst injury will be to his pride once Masterson hears of the result. |
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Post by Senator Phillips on Aug 2, 2020 5:41:46 GMT
Valentina Verda: Oh yes, I always dreamed of this day! I'm on top of the world! Or at least, the Texan wrestling scene! The Exotico World Order is here and we're taking over! We're painting this world in our bright vivid colors and nobody's ever going to be the same! I know everyone wants a piece of this hot body, but I have some big plans to take care of first, so get that line started...speaking of...
Roland Chang III: Hey, congratulations.
Valentina: Why, hello, Roland the Third! Congratulations on your win, too! Poor Martina didn't catch the license plate of that truck that ran through the ring there!
Roland III: Um, thanks.
Valentina: So, you didn't come here over to my interview just to say congrats, did you? I know what it is, though, you don't have to be ashamed, you just saw what happened out there, and you want to get some of what that big handsome Cowboy got, don't you?
Roland III: Yeah, no. Cut the crap. I'm not here to mess around. I came here to tell you I want that belt.
Valentina: My, my, have we grown a pair of balls here?
Roland III: You saw what I did. Think I can't do that again?
Roland Chang Senior: Aw damn, kid, there you are, I was afraid you'd do this. Don't be your father here and start anything stupid.
Valentina: Hush, pops, we're having a talk here.
Roland III: So, let's be clear. I'm getting my shot.
Valentina: Don't get me wrong, I don't have a problem with that, if only because I'd really, really like to avenge Martina...but like I was saying, you'll have to wait. Because I'm announcing here that I want to take my shot at Young Blood for the Number One! I'm sick of seeing that nasty, horrid brute walking around like he's something special. After I take that away from him...it's a date.
Roland III: Works for me.
RCII and Valentina both shake hands as Chang Senior watches on, and the Chang duo walk off while Verda holds up the TIPWF Lone Star Heavyweight belt and gazes at it, lovingly.
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On Saturday morning, Cowboy Johnston was a tired, tired man, having gone thirty grueling minutes with Valentina Verda in a heartbreaking title loss, and then putting on an action packed bout with the formidable Satsujin in Sakura Pro directly afterwards. As such, some were not expecting Johnston to make his scheduled appearance on Digital Dave Doolittle's Ring Beholder live podcast, but the stubborn Texan has never been one to break a promise.
"Digital" Dave Doolittle: And here, we have a man who had one hell of a bad night yesterday, the former TIPWF champion, Cowboy Johnston. I'm guessing you're a little tired after that double header.
Cowboy Johnston: Ah'm not jist tired, ah'm shot.
Digital Dave: Your match with Valentina may not have turned out the way you hoped, but for me, that was a clear one hundred percent bout, and one of the best of the year. I do want to thank you for putting on such a great match, even in defeat.
Cowboy: Really, ah went out there to win, but that dang blasted Valentina's jist too good! Hit Valentina wit' everthing ah got, an' it wasn't near enough! No hard feelin's, even if ah wasn't much happy with how ah lost there, 'Tina's gonna be a great champ, an' you can bet big on that!
Digital Dave: And the match with Satsujin...right afterwards. I know you were a bit, um, breathless there.
Cowboy: That ain't funny, Dave!
Digital Dave: Sorry, that was out of line...but yes, you had a startlingly fast turnaround, and then you had to face one of the most dangerous men in wrestling, Satsujin.
Cowboy: An' he kicked mah ass. Plain an' simple, no excuses, don't matter how tired ah' was, he's that damn good, an' any opportunity he gets, he takes! Ah'll be glad to fight him again some day, though, no doubt about it!
Digital Dave: And Valentina, you want a rematch there?
Cowboy: Down the road, why not? Fer now, nah. Other folks got ta' get their shots in first, an' I gotta figure sum stuff out goin' forward.
Digital Dave: Perhaps a shot at the Trios belts? I know you wanted a chance at Young Blood and the Number One, but I'm guessing you're probably down the list for that at this point.
Cowboy: We here in the Cogburn Ranch ain't got a problem goin' up against those Drifters again, not at all, but...hey, what are you sayin, Hailey? What's that? Ah, damnit! Sorry, Dave, ah gotta go, Hailey's gonna have herself my baby here! Yer early a week or two! Nah, I believe yah! Hold up, baby! Ah'm gettin' the truck goin' now!
Digital Dave: And right there is why the Ring Beholder is unquestionably your most essential name in the wrestling podcast business, you never know what you're going to witness here, and with the top name in wrestling journalism holding things down, you can be assured you'll not just be the on the cutting edge of what's going down, but you'll also get it put into proper context by a true professional. This is Digital Dave Doolittle, this is the Ring Beholder, and we'll be right back after these messages.
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Lil' Lariato: Duke, Duke, you good? I'm sorry, man, I didn't mean...
Duke Cogburn: Aw damn, don't apologize, it's a sign of weakness. Besides, just pinched a nerve, I've had worse.
Lariato: Good. Because I know your wife would kick my ass if I really hurt you. She didn't seem all that worried out there in the ring, though...now that I think about it, she was less worked up about it than I was...
Duke: I mean it, though. You and me, we didn't hold back. And that's good.
Lariato: True. You hit me with those big canned hands you call fists, and I felt like my body went numb.
Duke: And mine did go numb when you clocked me with that lariat of yours!
Lariato: Hey, I should have figured you're too stubborn to die.
Duke: And you need to remember how you did you there tonight. Keep that in your head, and bring that back the next time you get out there. The Generalissimo and I want to see you climb back up that ladder, and we're damn well going to see that happen. You got everything it takes. So make it work.
Lariato: Sure thing, Duke. But hey, you know, I'm thinkin' maybe we set our sights a little lower and a bit broader. I don't know about you, but I'm thinking we have a beef to quash with the Drifters. Let's go get their belts, how's that sound?
Duke: I got a month off, thanks to our wonderful medical staff that thinks I'm made of eggshells and bailing wire. Generalissimo's good to go again, and Cowboy's not going to be busy...I think that could work.
Lariato: Let's make that happen, you better not use this as an excuse to skip out from your managerial duties, though...
Duke: You keep that up, and I'll track down that horse's ass, Stanford Bradley to manage you...
Lariato: Um, let's not do that.
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Felix Santana Senior: So, El Froggy Mask has defeated me. Can't say I am happy. But I am proud to have him as our Interim Champion. Next time around, we will do a tournament to determine his first challenger. Four of our top people will battle for the opportunity. Wrestlers from our Home Team, the Rudo Army, the Animal Farm, and much as I hate it, Rudo EX will all enter. The winner will fight Froggy in the main event for the Interim Golden Championship. Do keep in mind, when our true champion, Salvador Sosa makes his grand return, he will face whoever holds the Interim belt, and they will have a unification match. Until then, the Interim champion will defend the belt on every show going forward. I don't care if it's a hot potato, or if Froggy holds on the whole time! Santana Family Wrestling will make this work!
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Post by Senator Phillips on Aug 4, 2020 2:23:17 GMT
 Kalb Takes ChargeBy Kevin "The Internet" Anderson Senatorial Office Chairman, Anthony Kalb spoke earlier today with the World Wrestling Daily Digest senior editors on a conference call. The Chairman spoke on a wide range of topics on a call that went close to an hour. For the convenience of our loyal readership, I have transcripted a series of bullet points covering the most important and interesting announcements and revelations. |
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Post by Senator Phillips on Aug 5, 2020 5:09:50 GMT
Bookending the event in two big time title matches, with the return of Worldwide Conquest, defending their Victorious Tag Medals for the first time in many months, and the likes of Mr. Moonsault, the Destructive Duo, Blue Destiny, Total MDK and more in action, Sparrow Soars, Lions Roar should feature a top to bottom card of high level action on this Friday!   Wacker Drive Revival x Lightning Pro: Sparrow Soars, Lions Roar8:00 PM (CT) on Friday, August 7th at the Beltway Hippodrome in Washington, DC Main Event: The Loop Championship Bout The Syndicate(Lucretia DeCavalcante, Mr. Cobra, Eddie the Wire and Tony the Rod)(C) vs. Three Lions(Phil Mercury, Valerie May, Stu the Blue and Fred the Red)Yes, you did read this correctly. The Three Lions are now Four(although, like the Big 10, the name stays the same), and not only have the Lions added a fourth member, but they have made the questionable choice to bring in Fred the Red's eternal cross town rival, Stu the Blue to join their ranks, making his debut in a championship bout, none the less. As Phil Mercury earned this shot with a cross-promotional victory over Victorious Medal challenger Rumika Hashi, the Superstar Showman will be taking the lead headed into this match, and a win here could finally set Mercury up as the undisputed ace of Wacker Drive. As for the champs, The Syndicate have been nothing but dominant in both WDR and SWA competition since their own addition of the fearsome, legendary Mr. Cobra. With Lucretia DeCavalcante back from injury, and the ever reliable, twenty plus year veterans, the Goodfellas, the Syndicate will be in full force to defend The Loop, and will have to be considered the marginal betting favorites here. Victorious Tag Medal Championship Bout Worldwide Conquest(Tarkhan the Mangler and Nishimura Endo) with ALEXANDER vs. White Hot(Keiko Maeda(Phoenix Rising) and Rei Hasegawa) with Saburo Aoki Jr. and Yuki OkamuraFinally back in action after dealing with Tarkhan the Mangler suffering from a serious injury and Nishimura Endo pondering the course of his career, Worldwide Conquest will defend their titles against the unlikely duo of Keiko Maeda and Rei Hasegawa. While White Hot may charitably be considered major underdogs, with their relative lack of experience and lower perceived level of ability, their teamwork has been exceptional as of late on Blackwood Academy events, and with Rei's Sparks at ringside, an upset cannot be deemed impossible. Certainly, even a routine showing can only help Maeda and Hasegawa at this phase of their careers, and anything more could be a major boost for them. Worldwide Conquest, for their part, will be hoping that a fast, easy win here will serve to position them for the major threats on the horizon from the Destructive Duo and Apocalyptic Warriors. "Total MDK" Taylor Nguyen vs. "The Star of the Show" Naoka TakemuraIrritated at the attention that Taylor Ngyuen has received as of late, with her astounding run in Sakura Pro's Grand Prix, and a win over Miss Bauhaus, Naoka Takemura challenged her short tempered foe to a match. While Takemura looks to usurp Nguyen's momentum, from her social media responses, it appears that the woman known as Total MDK is far more interested in bashing her opponent's head into the mat and making sure to tell her to "suck it!" upon victory. Blue Destiny(Jin Matsuda and Maki Yoshida) vs. The Destructive Duo(Crusher Honda and Wrecker Yamamoto)Having finally lost The Loop to the Syndicate, Blue Destiny reportedly were eager to jump right back into action, asking management for the biggest possible challenge. They received the Destructive Duo as a result. With Honda and Yamamoto on the prowl, looking for another shot at the Victorious Tag Medals and Blue Destiny carrying a chip on their shoulders, this could potentially be a blockbuster battle and then some. Mr. Moonsault vs. Humberto Ortega vs. Astro TravelerThree popular Wacker Drive warriors will meet here, with Mr. Moonsault hoping to use this match as a platform for his return to form, but a win will not come easy against the effortless ability of Ortega or the cosmic approach of the Traveler. The Blue Notes(Big Robert Montgomery, Eiji "Jay" Sato, Josie J. Jett and Miss Bauhaus) vs. The Muscle Machines(Adonis Avery Alexander, Gary Gear, Kosuke "Choppu" Arai and Dean Bardo)The Blue Notes look to take on a motley mix of the Muscle Machines and two longstanding veterans in Choppu Arai and the Professional, Dean Bardo. Josie Jett has reportedly stepped up her game, and will be looking to make a proper demonstration of her improvements in this showcase match. Preliminary Main Event: Victorious Medal Championship Bout G.P. Christopher(C) vs. Rumika HashiFinally, after months of waiting, Rumika Hashi makes her long awaited challenge for G.P. Christopher's Victorious Medal. The King of the Openers has promised a blockbuster match, having stated that "if that other promotion billed their main event at the "Greatest Wrestling Match Ever," then this is going to be the "Most Exciting Combat Sports Spectacle...Ever," and that's because the big boys can't bring what we can in the Preliminary Main Event!" Hashi, for her part, answered by saying "<I am not concerned about the critics or the percentages, I have worked too hard for too long to not do everything I can for this belt." Both may well be the two most dynamic, well rounded wrestlers on the entire Lightning Pro roster, and while GPC's hyperbole may be somewhat overstated, many pundits are expecting this to be a MOTN contender at worst. |
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Post by Senator Phillips on Aug 7, 2020 15:49:01 GMT
A quick reminder that we're running live tonight with some Chicago meets Kyoto action in Washington DC with Wacker Drive Revival x Lightning Pro: Sparrow Soars, Lions Roar headed your way at 8:00 PM (CT) on the Senatorial Streaming Service! Title matches will bookend the show, with L-Pro Victorious Medal holder, GP Christopher facing off against the Soaring Sparrow, Rumika Hashi in the Preliminary Main Event, while The Loop is on the line in the main event, as The Syndicate takes on the challenge of Three Lions to determine the champion team in Wacker Drive Revival! Not only that, but Worldwide Conquest returns to action to defend the Victorious Tag Medals against the upstart team of White Hot, and you can catch Total MDK Taylor Nguyen, the Blue Notes, the Destructive Duo and many more in action! www.twitch.tv/senatorphillips |
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Post by Senator Phillips on Aug 9, 2020 19:33:39 GMT
This was an...interesting show. Perhaps no individual broadcast in Office history has ever resulted in so many matches going as long and drawn out as the ones featured on this last Friday. --- RESULTS Wacker Drive Revival x Lightning Pro: Sparrow Soars, Lions Roar 8:00 PM (CT) on Friday, August 7th at the Beltway Hippodrome in Washington, DC Main Event: The Loop Championship Bout The Syndicate(Lucretia DeCavalcante, Mr. Cobra, Eddie the Wire and Tony the Rod)(C) vs. Three Lions(Phil Mercury, Valerie May, Stu the Blue and Fred the Red)  The Syndicate put up a legitimate fight to defend The Loop, all four members holding their own and constantly creating three on one isolation matchups on the outside. Even so, this match was truly a showcase for Three Lions, with all three original members fighting at their best, and the Stu the Blue acting as the difference maker, landing a vicious dropkick to the back of Lucretia DeCavalcante's head to get the pin and win The Loop for the new champions. Bonus Match Daunte Thomas vs. ALEXANDER  With the main event looming, a bonus match was placed on the card. The D-Man Daunte Thomas and ALEXANDER were given the time to fight it out. And they took their time. They took their good time. Perhaps the two were unprepared for the opportunity, or it could have been that both had an agenda to waste time for some unknown reason. Whatever the motivation was, or lack thereof, for nearly forty minutes, Thomas and ALEXANDER stalled out, brawled around, stuck themselves in the south corner of the ring, did anything but land an effective attempt at a win. Almost five minutes away from the time limit, though, the D-Man would finally hit his argentine brainbuster, the Blazin' Inferno, only for ALEXANDER to pop up and plant him with the Gordian Drop double leg cradle driver to finally, mercifully end the match. While Dave Doolittle may have enjoyed this, word has it that Office management was furious with both men. Victorious Tag Medal Championship Bout Worldwide Conquest(Tarkhan the Mangler and Nishimura Endo) with ALEXANDER vs. White Hot(Keiko Maeda(Phoenix Rising) and Rei Hasegawa) with Saburo Aoki Jr. and Yuki Okamura  This...was unexpected. What was not unexpected, was the utter beatdown that Worldwide Conquest was delivering for much of this match, the spirit that Keiko Maeda demonstrated in fighting back, the savvy teamwork of Rei Hasegawa and the timely interference of the Sparks in keeping their team alive. No, that was all within the realm of expected probabilities. What was not, was Maeda catching Tarkhan the Mangler with the Maeda Family Special, her Nagata style figure four leglock, twisting the giant's legs and inflicting an instant injury! Tarkhan was not the legal competitor at the time, and Nishimura Endo went from stalking the victory to fighting with his back against the wall. While the former champion put up a valiant effort, Rei Hasegawa would eventually plant him with a calf branding facebuster to earn the win, and the Victorious Tag Medals for White Hot in one of the greatest upset wins in the history of the Senatorial Office. "Total MDK" Taylor Nguyen vs. "The Star of the Show" Naoka Takemura  Naoka Takemura's tendency to spark feuds based off social media spats has become a trend, and one that resulted in an absurd, spiteful, taunt filled, out of control battle between these two standout upstarts. Taylor Nguyen wasn't just her usual spitfire self, but went out of her way to torment her foe throughout this match, kicking out of a late Kick of Fortune, persistently crotch chopping away at any spare moment, hitting the bronco buster and eventually landing an extended rapid fire combination of running somersault kicks into her cross body press. An enjoyable match, if a bit on the long and excessive side. Blue Destiny(Jin Matsuda and Maki Yoshida) vs. The Destructive Duo(Crusher Honda and Wrecker Yamamoto)  This was everything that you would have expected: an absolute slugfest from two top teams. Blue Destiny had a point to make and the Duo rose up to the occasion, making for thirty seven minutes of hard hitting action with the ZIP Japan duo even hitting a successful double running corner attack combo! For all their grit, fortitude, and teamwork, it would not be enough, though, for Matsuda and Yoshida, with the former eventually losing to a half nelson driver from Crusher Honda. Mr. Moonsault vs. Humberto Ortega vs. Astro Traveler  With Humberto Ortega's tranquilo antics and a smooth flow for twenty minutes of this match, it seemed as if these four were going to take the long route to a finish, but Mr. Moonsault was on a mission to reclaim his reputation and improve his record, and did just that, with a standing moonsault to eliminate the Traveler, and after fending off his attacks, did the same to defeat Ortega. A great return to form for Marcus Xavier, despite the multiple missed moonsaults earlier in the match. The Blue Notes(Big Robert Montgomery, Eiji "Jay" Sato, Josie J. Jett and Miss Bauhaus) vs. The Muscle Machines(Adonis Avery Alexander, Gary Gear, Kosuke "Choppu" Arai and Dean Bardo)  Both sides kept the tags brisk and the action snappy, with Big Robert Montgomery headbutting Kosuke Arai off the apron and busting him open early on and forcing the Muscle Machines to anchor their team. Miss Bauhaus, however, was the one to clinch the win for the Blue Notes, hitting her bridging fisherman neckbreaker, the Cutting Edge on Gary Gear. Preliminary Main Event: Victorious Medal Championship Bout G.P. Christopher(C) vs. Rumika Hashi  Astoundingly, one of the shortest matches of the night, a reasonably paced affair that picked up down the stretch with Hashi hitting her signature Sparrowhawk Kick, which seemed to set off GPC, who answered with superkicks and moonsaults and finished with a diving splash to retain the Victorious Medal. At this point, the King of the Openers has to be considered a lock for the upcoming top five, and has nearly cleaned out his entire division with this win. --- Match of the Night: Destructive Duo vs. Blue Destiny -While this was on the long side as were many matches on the card, this one was the few one that didn't feel like it, with both teams operating on a high level and keeping up a high level of intensity the entire time. Performer of the Night: White Hot -Keiko Maeda and Rei Hasegawa beat the odds and then some in their amazing, gutsy, well coordinated showing against Worldwide Conquest, with a Buster Douglas-esque title win to show for it. --- Injury Report Tarkhan the Mangler: Torn Hamstring (Four Month Minimum Medical Suspension) -The only good news for the Mongolian Menace is that the injury picked up on his first match back from a long layoff could have been worse. With Keiko Maeda using the Maeda Family Special leglock on Tarkhan while Endo was the legal man, Tarkhan spent the rest of the match prone on the match with what was later diagnosed to be a hamstring tear. --- Phil Mercury: Weeee arrrre the chaaaaaaaaampions! Fred the Red: The chaaaaaaaaaaaaampions! Stu the Blue: Theeeese aarrrrrre the chaaaaaampiooonnns! Aaaaaahhh Aaaaaa! Fred the Red: Shuddup, arsewipe! Stu: Fook off, wanker! Fred: Fook yourself, bitter sonova bitch! Valerie May: Both of you, do knock it off, before I knock some sense into you! We won! We got The Loop! Phil: Yeah, we're doin' alright, no reason for hostilities....Aaaaaaaaaay oooooooh! Valerie Aaaaaaaaaaaaay ooooooooooh! ---- Mr. Moonsault: That's right, I'm back. I'll admit I had a bad stretch there. I wasn't in my right head space, and things weren't working. But I proved tonight, that when I do put everything together, that nobody in Wacker Drive can take what I'm bringing to the table. I have all the respect in the world of what Phil Mercury's capable of. But when he's done with the champagne and is ready to get back to working, I want to throw out a challenge to Phil. Because I don't like hearing people saying that he's overtaken my spot here in Wacker Drive. This is my house, and I'm going to do what it takes to defend it. And that includes beating Phil to bring The Loop back to the D-Team, where it belongs. --- G.P. Christopher: I just make this look easy, don't I? Time after time, I keep defending this Victorious Medal, I keep making the Preliminary Main Event the featured attraction of the show. It's funny, back in the day, they told me I was too small and scrawny to make it in the business. They tell me a poor kid from Philly doesn't stand a chance. Then they tell me I didn't have what it took to make it in the hardcore fire of the PEWA. Proved them wrong. Then they tell me to throw away my dream of making it in Japan. Told me some gaijin isn't coming into Kyoto and making it to the top. Proved them wrong, too. Then they tell me that the opening match is for the low card, the jobbers, the workhorses who don't count. Proved them damn wrong. GPC: Now, what I'm hearing, is that I can't be the Number One. Bemba kicked my ass. Isn't a chance in Hell. Well, you know what I thrive on? Just follow the pattern. So I'm calling out the winner of Valentina Verda and Young Blood, whoever pulls that off, they better get ready to put that thing up for grabs. Because every-single-challenge that L-Pro and Super Shima Ito have thrown my way, I've walked right through it. I beat the Black Dragon, twice. I beat ALEXANDER, I beat Shima Grey Machine, I beat every single challenger who ever dared to take me on for this Medal. Crusher Honda, Wrecker Yamamoto, love you like two crazy scary sisters, far as I'm concerned, you're the last legit top level challengers left. So when you're done goin' for those Tag Medals, bring it on, I'm ready, and you deserve it! |
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Post by Senator Phillips on Aug 11, 2020 22:28:33 GMT
A Pan African Tag Championship match headlines this card, jam packed with a UCSS #1 Contender mini-tournament and a metric ton of guests looking to showcase their skills. ---   Pan African Wrestling x UCSS: Of War and Cyclones8:00 PM (CT) on Friday, August 14th at the Beltway Hippodrome in Washington, DC Pan African Tag Championship Black Star Cyclones(Layla Al-Amin(Phoenix Rising) and Esi Dogboe)(C) vs. Bringers of War(War Bringer, Demarcus Browning(Blackrose) and The Warbringer, Moustpaha Ndour) with Renate BarloweThe Bringers of War have fought each other, and reportedly walked away with enough mutual respect to want to team up for their next showing. So much so, that the two ambitious upstart powerhouses will follow their ambition by taking on the dominant Pan African Tag champions in their first match together. The Black Star Cyclones have been fighting champions, having defeated Bemba's Royal Court on the last Pan African show, and their mix of intelligence and agility have proven nearly impossible to defeat up to this point. UCSS #1 Contender Tournament Finals Winner of Jenkins vs. Gracie vs. Winner of Wong vs. DwightThe Congolese Connection(Jean-Pierre Mutombo and Professor Mark Gizenga) vs. King Bemba and Esther Musambi with Yetunde OyaThe return of both the Pan African Champion, JPM and top contender, King Bemba from their respective injuries at the hands of Young Blood will take place here, with Bemba calling upon his Royal Court to bring Esther Musambi by his side while Mutombo brings the Congolese Connection into play with his friend and Democratic Republic of Congo countryman, Professor Mark Gizenga. A win here for Bemba's team could propel the Ugandan back into a title match, while the Connection may well be aiming at double gold for JPM if they continue winning in tag matches. Ong Daengsri vs. Leona Sterling(Phoenix Rising)The fierce Scottish fighter has not had the best run as of late, with a recent loss in Phoenix Rising and having lost her Red Alert tag partner, Aoife Daley to injury in her last UCSS showing. Even so, word has it that UCSS management is still high on Sterling, and will be paying close attention to the winner of this match against Ong Daengsri. Daengsri has reportedly refined her striking by training in the traditional Muay Boran style, and will look to demonstrate the results of her hard work here. Over the Top Invitational Count Savage vs. Frank Van Sloan vs. Eliza Faulkner(MWWC) vs. Thunder Fist(ZIP Japan) vs. Ali Ahmed Mehrmohammdi vs. Byron Worthy(Warrior Pro) vs. Anaba Camacho vs. Onika SantosEight standout individuals have been invited to compete in this over the top royale, with the winner reportedly gaining a possible opportunity for the future in either UCSS or Pan African Wrestling. Count Savage has stated ahead of this match that his style "can neutralize multiple opponents at the same time," making himself a potential favorite...if anyone actually buys anything that comes out of his mouth. UCSS #1 Contender Tournament Semi Final Darryl Jenkins(Port City Pro) vs. Thiago GracieThe first round of the UCSS #1 Contender mini tournament will feature the hard hitting Port City Pro star, Darryl Jenkins and the Grandmaster of the Armbar, former two-time UCSS Openweight champion, Thiago Gracie. While it should be obvious to anyone that Gracie will zero in on the arm as always, he should take care not to let Jenkins impose his will in the guard, lest his typical offence backfire. UCSS #1 Contender Tournament Semi Final Gang Wong vs. Della DwightThe show will open up with a first round matchup in the UCSS #1 Contender tournament, as recent UCSS signee, Della Dwight will go up against the Shaolin Superstar, former UCSS Openweight champ, Gang Wong. The former Hong Kong native is a well rounded threat with exceptional striking ability, top notch agility and an underrated ground game, while Dwight's plan of attack will almost certainly be to connect with her towering suplexes and high angle slams, making the most of her six foot seven frame in doing so. |
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Post by Senator Phillips on Aug 14, 2020 14:14:23 GMT
Jean-Pierre Mutombo: Greetings and salutations, it is I, Jean-Pierre, the Pan African Champion, the African Supersensation, the Charisma King, the Man of Unity! And I am delighted to speak to you, the people, on this wonderful morning, for tonight, the Pan African Wrestling and the UCSS will meet again in a night Of War and Cyclones! Very exciting! Tonight, we have a Pan African Tag Championship match, with the super fast, super dynamic Black Star Cyclones defending against the extremely powerful Bringers of War! We have a mix of amazing talent with an Over the Top Invitational! We have the return of me! The Congolese Connection is back and we are fighting the dangerous, scary team of the Destroyer, King Bemba and Esther Musambi! It is going to be a show that everyone is going to enjoy very much! "Big Banter" Rory Banner: But anyone with any sense will understand that this card is severely lacking. Namely, the Big Banter Brand is nowhere to be seen, including the one and only Universal Combat Shoot Style Openweight champion, yours truly. Unfortunately, Alger gave me the impossible order to promote a programme in which he neglected to include me. I shall endeavor to do what I must here. So, the Thai elbow expert, Ong Daengsri is fighting Scottish all arounder, Leona Sterling. Could be a passable fight. A bunch of randoms are thrown into a mess of a royale, if that's the sort of thing you're into. I, personally, would prefer an Andronicus Turner match, to witness the apex of the style of the Marquis of Queensbury. Then you have a pitiful little tournament. A former champion, Gang Wong will go up against the most overrated individual I have come across in some time, Della Dwight. Pay no attention to her, she is only noticed for her unnatural height and because people respect her father, who is also overrated, I may add. I expect to see Wong win, and win easily. Then you have that insufferable Brazilian simpleton, Thiago Gracie up against an outsider, Darryl Jenkings. I do not understand why Alger wants to prioritize opportunity for those who are bereft of contract here, but in any case, it shall be the endlessly overhyped Jiu-Jitsu of Gracie against the physical strength of Jenkings. Since I believe that Gracie is on the downturn of his career, and was never as good as he is made out to be, I will pick Jenkings. That, then, leads to a match between Wong and Jenkings...and the winner I predict here, shall be me, because it matters not whom Alger selects to be my opponent, I shall always demonstrate my superiority when I overwhelm them with my skill and my will. JPM: And if you are still here after this man spoke so many words of negativity and pompousness, then I wish to remind you again that this is all tonight on the Senatorial Streaming Service starting at eight o' clock, in the time of the Central Zone! Banner: That is, if you wish to witness such inferior action. Demand better, demand the Big Banter Brand. www.twitch.tv/senatorphillips |
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Post by gambler on Aug 14, 2020 17:17:24 GMT
Darryl Jenkins:
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