The Senatorial Office: Open for Business!!

[Senator Phillips]

Anthony Kalb: Hello, this is your fearless, still injured Senatorial Office Chairman, Anthony Kalb, and I have some mixed news to announce. Let's get the bad news over with. As we deal with the current public health crisis, we're pulling back on all Senatorial Office connected events and returning to a place near and dear to my heart: the building that hosts the front office of the Office, the Beltway Full Contact Martial Arts Center. Just as we started here, we're returning to our home for the indefinite future. So, for tonight, Golden Touch Promotions will be broadcast, with the Big Boy Bash featuring four, um, big boys bashing each other, with El Froggy Mask up against Frog Buster, with the Milwaukee Bucks going up against two former PEWA champs, and some squash matches involving the ENHANCE roster. And the best news of all here, is that I will not deal with Stanford Bradley running his damn mouth around here, so that part's fully canceled! Catch it all on the Senatorial Streaming Service tonight.

***Tonight's Schedule on the Senatorial Streaming Service***
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*8:00 PM (CT) - All Time Boxing #13 [Sugar Ray Leonard vs. Harry Greb in an ATB MW title bout, Est. 30 minutes]
*8:45 PM (CT) - Golden Touch Promotions #4 [The Big Boy Bash, El Froggy Mask vs. Frog Buster, Est. One hour]

[Senator Phillips]

Golden Touch returned to the ring once again to deliver marquee matchups and showcase wrestlers from across the Critical Alliance.

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RESULTS

Golden Touch Promotions #4: Big Boy Bash

Main Event: The Big Boy Bash
Concrete Pete(Phoenix Rising) vs. Skidmark(Wrestle Parade) vs. Big Bubba Bob(TIPWF) vs. Mega Meat(Wrestle Parade)

The Big Boy Bash lived up to expectations, all four rotund rampagers holding their own in a fast paced(and not just for their size and body types) battle that didn't let up until the end. Big Bubba Bob scored the first elimination with a reverse figure four on Mega Meat, but soon ended up knocked out by Concrete Pete's Cement Mixer turbo drop slam, and Pete managed directly afterwards to catch Skidmark in a camel clutch to take the win, also having scored blood earlier in the contest against his Evergreen teammate/rival.

Frog vs. Buster
Frog Buster(SWA) vs. El Froggy Mask(Santana Family Wrestling)

Frog Buster did what he could to squash the legendary El Froggy Mask. German suplexes, many over the top rope, Concrete Crusher (Olympic) Slams and Karelin Lifts all continually kept the luchador on the mat. And yet, the Notorious EFM continued to survive each attempt from the Frog Buster, countering more and more as the match continued, until two Frog Fifty splashes off the top rope managed to score a breathtaking comeback victory. A well earned win for El Froggy, but has he seen the last of Frog Buster?

Superkick Party
The Milwaukee Bucks(Gianni Jackson and Mark Jackson)(Desert Pro) vs. PEWA's Most Hated(Jeffery Janson and Jeremy Wylde)(PEWA)

A standout match on the card, with the Milwaukee Bucks showing up in top form, landing their unique offence throughout the match. Janson and Wylde were far from pushovers, with the two excelling when the match went outside, and while the former PEWA champs did well to keep pace, in the end, it was Gianni Jackson with a Phoenix Splash on Jeremy Wylde to score the victory.

-Oleg Makos(UCSS) vs. Stanford Bradley

A surprise match for Stanford Bradley, who was banned from his usual pre-show standup set by Anthony Kalb. Instead, Bradley managed to enrage the UCSS's newest signing, Oleg Makos, and the fans, with his usual antics keeping Makos from imposing his own game, and eventually, getting him disqualified with the classic chair illusion.

-The New Humanity(Santana Family Wrestling) vs. Neil

Once again, Experto was at ringside for another Rudo EX member, with the New Humanity taking entirely too long to show off his otherworldly athleticism against Neil, finally finishing with his gravity defying Izuna Drop, the Ultimate Hold, after too many dives to count.

-Colossus Rhodes vs. Robbie Roberts

El Experto accompinied the Colossus to the ring, and despite Robbie Roberts earning some cheers from the crowd and even countering an early powerbomb attempt with a spectacular back body drop out of the ring, Rhodes was able to keep him down with a simple stomping pin.

-Olga Oschtreicher(Typhoon Pro) vs. Leslie B.

Olga never seemed to drop out of cruise control in a one sided victory, almost taking it easy as she refrained from either throwing Leslie out as frequently as usual or going for her destructive Musou finisher, instead resorting to a comfortable Axe Bomber win.

-Nature Strange(W5) vs. Jeff

Nature Strange pretty much did what he pleased in this match, eventually landing a running knee strike to close out.

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Match of the Night: El Froggy Mask vs. Frog Buster
A tough call, with the Bucks/PEWA's Most Hated and the Big Boy Bash both delivering, but the dramatic comeback and impressive offence in this match were enough to earn the award.

Performer of the Night: El Froggy Mask
-Were the award open to non-Office members, Concrete Pete would be the recipient, but as it is, EFM's win gets him a double award, overcoming the odds to slay a giant.

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Injury Report

Big Bubba Bob: Strained Back (One Month Medical Suspension)
-Concrete Pete's Cement Mixer put Bob down for the count, but it fortunately looks like the Blue Collar Brawler will be back sooner than later, as he merely suffered a temporarily debilitating back strain from the twisting, violent impact.

[Senator Phillips]

A combined roster show with Santana Family Wrestling and the TIPWF will be held at the Beltway Hippodrome in Washington DC, with a show nearly approaching Lariats and Legislators proportions, including some notable guests from Lucha POWER and MWWC.


Domini-Tex Explosion: TIPWF x Santana Family Wrestling
8:00 PM (CT) on Friday, March 20 at the Beltway Hippodrome in Washington DC

Felix Santana Jr. vs. Doctor Dorado(Lucha POWER)
A match made in the fallout of the fateful Felix Senior vs. El Macho Lucha de Apuestas match from Lucha POWER's Lucha Fantastico event. With Felix Junior interfering in the match, the Santana standard bearer has looked to make amends for his uncharacteristic actions, and as such, will take on one of El Macho's closest confidants, in Doctor Dorado.

High Plains Drifters(Marcos Angulo(UCSS), Walt Callahan and Johnny Sixname) vs. Team MWWC(Jedidiah Faulkner, The Mallard and Megastar)(MWWC)
With the series between Commissioner Callahan and Jedidiah Faulkner now evened out at 1-1, the two veterans continue to seek the deciding rubber match in their rivalry. In the meantime, Faulkner will bring in an all star team of his MWWC colleagues to take on Callahan's High Plains Drifters.

Salvador Sosa vs. Cowboy Johnston
One of the biggest matches of the year will take place here, with Sosa riding high off his win over Gorilla Power, and Johnston still seeking his earned shot at the TIPWF Lone Star Heavyweight title. Arguably the top competitors for their respective organizations, and two men who rarely have anything less than a spectacular match.

Family Fight
Felix Santana Sr, Felix Santana III and Felice Santana vs. The Roland Chang Trio(Roland Chang Sr, Roland Chang Jr. and Roland Chang III)
Fresh off one of the biggest wins of his storied career, El Padrino, Felix Santana Sr. will bring his grandchildren along to take on the TIPWF Lone Star Trios champs, the tri-generational team, the Roland Chang Trio. The pace of this match will likely dictate the outcome, with the Santanas seeking to maintain a rapid sprint from bell to bell, while the Chang family will prefer a more grounded, methodical approach.

Misterio Guerrero vs. El Hijo de Macchiato
A battle between two powerful luchadors, Guerrero representing the TIPWF and Macchiato faithfully standing for the Rudo Army by way of Santana Family Wrestling. Both are multifaceted threats in the ring, will Macchiato make Guerrero wake up and smell the coffee, or will Macchiato feel the almighty mysterious reincarnated power of the Ultimate Warrior?

Rudo EX(Itzcoatl Hernandez, Poison Froggy Mask and Diego Santana with El Experto) vs. The EWO(Valentina Verda, Martina Martinez and Vice Versa)
The fan favorite Exotico World Order will have a rough challenge up against three of Rudo EX's toughest, the Lucha Extrema master, Itzcoatl Hernandez, the perpetually aggrived Poison Froggy Mask and the boyfriend of Senora Conquistadora, Diego Santana. With Rudo EX trying to find another opportunity for the Dominican Golden Championship and the EWO always seeking another chance at the Lone Star Trios belts, this could be a more significant match than it appears on the surface.

Luchador Sorpresa vs. Lutadora Festiva
The BJJ/Lucha hybrid fighter, Festiva will take on a fighter to be determined later...or not, as we all know Luchador Sorpresa is an actual member of the Santana roster.

Rodeo Angel vs. Princesa Torbellina
A established rivalry between the Tex-Mex Sensation, Rodeo Angel and Torbellina, one of the top prospects in Santana Family Wrestling will continue with this opening match, and if these two steal the show, few will be surprised.

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Felix Santana Senior: (Translated from Spanish)<I want to thank El Macho for having the guts to take me on recently, and to fight to back up his claims. Perhaps I was a little...over reactive when it came to his words, but then again, I do not think that was really the case. Because when it comes to the honor and prestige of my family's company, I will do whatever is necessary. If that means I put my own personal honor on the line, then so be it. El Macho is the same way. He comes from my generation, when people still understood words have meaning. We had no choice but to make that match, and I do not feel any guilt that I took his mask. That is the way of Lucha Libre. And El Macho would have had no guilt for taking the hair off my head and the beard off my face. That is the tradition. But do allow me to say one more thing. My problem was El Macho calling Lucha POWER the "True king of Lucha Libre." But maybe where my thinking has...adjusted is in that there can be more than one king in the world. Lucha POWER is a true king. They are well managed. Their fans are passionate. They carry on Lucha Libre in the right way. But they are not Santana Family Wrestling, and I will not accept anybody saying that we do not also wear a crown!>

Felix Santana Junior: <Excuse me, if I just cut in for a moment here. My father is right on everything he said, and I agree with all of it. But allow me to take the first step here to address a problem. For, during my father's match with El Macho, I was overcome with the overwhelming desire to maintain my father's pride and to stand up for my family and to take action for my own inheritance. I did something I should not have done, and I jumped into the ring and interfered in that match. I laid hands on El Macho and I may have possibly changed the outcome of the match, which led the most significant loss of his career. That was wrong. You see, I hold myself up to a higher standard than most. I know I am in the public eye. Some say that athletes are just competitors, but I know that whether we like it or not, we are also role models. There are children across the Dominican Republic, across the wrestling world who look up to me, and admire that I try to do what is right. And I fell short of my own lofty standards. For this, I apologize to the people. And I hope in the coming weeks and months to find a way also to apologize to El Macho. I know that words are not enough. They alone will not make up for what I did. But for now, they are all I have to offer. El Macho, I am sorry I jumped in that ring and did what I did. Please understand that I know that this is far from enough, but if there is some way I can make up for my actions, do know I am willing to go the extra mile to do so.>

[Senator Phillips]

A quick reminder that you not only get the TIPWF, but Santana Family Wrestling tonight in a gigantic Domini-Tex Explosion! Witness it all at 8:00 PM (CT) on the Senatorial Streaming Service!

www.twitch.tv/senatorphillips

[Senator Phillips]

RESULTS

Domini-Tex Explosion: TIPWF x Santana Family Wrestling
8:00 PM (CT) on Friday, March 20 at the Beltway Hippodrome in Washington DC

Felix Santana Jr. vs. Doctor Dorado(Lucha POWER)

Undoubtedly the best match of the show, with Santana taking an early lead and nearly settling into cruise control only for Dorado to fire back, going for a barrage of flash pin attempts to fight his way back in, and landed bigger moves once he gained the upper hand, but Felix Junior yet held on, catching the Lucha POWER veteran with the Santana Surfboard for a closely contested victory.

High Plains Drifters(Marcos Angulo(UCSS), Walt Callahan and Johnny Sixname) vs. Team MWWC(Jedidiah Faulkner, The Mallard and Megastar)(MWWC)

The feud between Callahan and Faulkner continued here, with team MWWC putting on a solid performance, Mallard and Megastar outpacing all three Drifters with ease. However, Marcos Angulo did manage to lock in an arm triangle choke on Megastar late in the match, forcing a tapout.

Two on Four Handicap Elimination Match
Colossus Rhodes and the Jackson Hole Outlaws(Red Masterson, Roy Carter and Byron Worthy)(Warrior Pro) vs. Cowboy Johnston and Salvador Sosa

One might ask here what happened to the Cowboy-Sosa match. As that match was about to begin, the Jackson Hole Outlaws hit the ring, with their hired cannon, Colossus Rhodes in tow. Before they could inflict a rule-less beatdown, Lily-Anne Cogburn marched down to the ring, and ensured that if there was to be a beatdown, there would at least be some basic rules applied. It almost seemed at times that the two great competitors could work together and fend off their threat, with both Salvador Sosa and Cowboy Johnston holding out, even after Sosa's elimination via Colossal Crush powerbomb, Johnston remained dangerous, hitting an Amarillo Sunset on Colossus, but Rhodes was the true difference maker, and a backbreaker would take Cowboy down as well.

Family Fight
Felix Santana Sr, Felix Santana III and Felice Santana vs. The Roland Chang Trio(Roland Chang Sr, Roland Chang Jr. and Roland Chang III)

A steadily even match with the Changs and the Santanas going toe to toe without a break in the action, but it would be Felice Santana who took charge and landed the Santana Sky step up moonsault press on Roland Chang III to stake the Santana's claim as the top family in the Office.

Misterio Guerrero vs. El Hijo de Macchiato

A solid match all together with both Macchiato and Guerrero throwing heavy
bombs and dives from the start, but it was the Warrior Splash of Misterio Guerrero that would put Macchiato down for the count.

Rudo EX(Itzcoatl Hernandez, Poison Froggy Mask and Diego Santana with Senora Conquistadora) vs. The EWO(Valentina Verda, Martina Martinez and Vice Versa)

An early cradle from Valentina Verda took Diego Santana out of the match, ostensibly with a strained quad. From there, it was a relentless two on three battle with Itzcoatl Hernandez constantly thwarted from trying to hit his brainbusters, and Poison Froggy Mask unleashing his venom on the EWO. It would be Froggy who managed to tie Martina Martinez up with the Tropical Paradise Lock for a surprising upset win for Rudo EX.

Luchador Sorpresa vs. Lutadora Festiva

Festiva came to dance, while Sorpresa came to hit many diving somersault sentons. In the end, it was a rollup that netted a victory for Luchador Sorpresa.

Rodeo Angel vs. Princesa Torbellina

A back and forth battle not unlike many of their usual encounters, but just when Torbellina seemed to be gaining momentum, Rodeo Angel caught her with the El Es Culero for the early flash pin.


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Match of the Night: Santana Jr. vs. Dorado
-Zero questions on this one, the two venerable lucha stars earned their main event pay with this match in a bout that confirmed their mutual skill and experience.

Performer of the Night: Poison Froggy Mask
-Despite his team going down two versus three, and Itzcoatl Hernandez failing to land his big moves, Poison Froggy willed Rudo EX to victory, earning the performer of the night award in the process.

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Injury Report

Diego Santana: Pulled Quad (No Medical Suspension)
-A rollup from Valentina Verda took Santana out of his match, but it appears he will miss no time going forward

El Hijo de Macchiato: Wind Knocked Out (No Medical Suspension)
-Another non-injury as Misterio Guerrero's Warrior Splash merely knocked the wind out of the overly-caffeinated luchador.

[LankyLefty17]

After Domini-Tex Explosion the local press interviewed a freshly unmasked El Macho who was in the building to support Doctor Dorado.  He gave his thoughts on the match...

Bravo Senor Felix!  You have done your family proud by beating Doctor Dorado, and I applaud you for that.  You are a true hero and an inspiration to us all.  (claps sarcastically).  But mira... El Macho does not buy this hero act.  You say want to be a role model, to do the right thing. And yet you interfere at your fathers behest- in a match that determined mi mascara?? Where is the honor in that? Who will look up to you now? How will you look at yourself in the mirror and claim righteousness?  You talk of not everything being black and white.  That sometime, the true answer lies in shades of grey.  Shades of grey are for men that cannot see white.

The entire Jackson Hole Outlaw crew celebrated in the back in front of camera's as Red Masterson addressed the media...

Cowboy Johnston ladies an gentlemen.  That performance here ain't gonna get it done if you want a real shot at Doc's belt.  Yer a has been Cowboy.  A has been that ain't worth Doc gettin out of bed to beat yer sorry ass.  Never saw us comin either.  You want Doc?  You want a crack at that title?  Tough shit.  Not before I get mine.  You put me outta action for 2 months, broke 2 ribs.  That injury cost me ma match with Brick Casey.  I want whats mine old man, and I want a match.  You an me.  You name the time and the place, don't make no difference to me. 

But you gonna give me ma match.  Otherwise what happened tonight is gonna keep on happenin.  Maybe next time I saddle up next to that wife a yours.  See how she likes a ride from a real cowboy.  Yer choice.

[Senator Phillips]

PEWA and Highway Outlaw Wrestling join together in a meeting of hardcore's finest, with a plethora of special guests and two big title matches that should resonate for some time!


Detour of Danger: PEWA x Highway Outlaw Wrestling
8:00 PM (CT) on Friday, March 27th at the Beltway Hippodrome in Washington, DC

Main Event: PEWA Extreme Title Bout: Insanitarium
Young Blood(C) vs. Luke Powers
A battle between the PEWA's most decorated competitor in history against the seemingly unstoppable current champion will take place inside the Insanitarium cage with Luke Powers looking to regain the PEWA Extreme title and end the reign of terror of Young Blood. For his part, once regaining the Extreme title since returning from injury, Young Blood has sought to eradicate the past, one wrestler at a time, and with his win over Powers's mentor, Jack Fury at PEWA 20, has already found some success in his goal. The stakes are sky high and the mutual hatred cannot be understated in this match.

Ruler of the Road Title Bout
Texas Rose(C) vs. Scarlett Rose(Wrestle Parade)
A match that has reportedly taken place multiple times on the independent circuit will serve as the co-main event, with Texas Rose defending her Highway Outlaw Wrestling Ruler of the Road title against the Hell's Angel of Wrestle Parade's Hounds of Abbadon stable, with the two Roses sharing a mutual focus on technical skill amid the chaos of their bar brawler comrades.

Hellfire Explosion Match
The Sheridan Brothers(Vincent Sheridan and Zach Sheridan)(Phoenix Rising) vs. PEWA's Most Hated(Jeremy Wylde and Jeffery Janson)
Let's just be blunt about the truth of this match: Biff Taylor booked this one out of a mutual disdain for both sides. The Sheridan Brothers could warm the Pacific Northwest region with the heat they receive on Evergreen shows, and the duo of Wylde and Janson nearly killed the PEWA when they feuded for the Extreme title in the past. Don't be surprised if the ring crew packs extra explosives and keeps the barbed wire extra tight in this one.

Sons of Abdullah
Shreiking Sheik(AAW) vs. Killer King Jones(Santana Family Wrestling)
Two outright legends of the deathmatch will meet here, with AAW's Shreiking Sheik and PEWA Original, Killer King Jones looking to do battle. There will undoubtedly be blood and guts in this one.

Deathmetal Stunts
Russian Deathmetal(Blackrose) vs. Zanca
Zanca is known for always getting himself, and the PEWA into trouble, and this match might be another example of this phenomenon, with the crazed stuntman having called out Blackrose's deathmatch standout, Russian Deathmetal with gems such as "russin dethmeatl, more lke rusian elevatr muisc" and "im the reel thing, rdm is fake af" and "rdm aint tough he nevr fougt in jpn". While individually, the messages were borderline incoherent and inconsequential, the accumulation of dozens of them over the last few days finally led Russian Deathmetal and Blackrose Wrestling to respond, answering Zanca's challenge. Has Zanca yet again bitten off more than he can chew?

The Enforcer's Enforcers
Big Clay Hurst(Wrestle Parade) vs. The Equalizer
Two of the baddest men in a subculture saturated with bad men will go head to head, with Big Clay Hurst and the Equalizer facing off. Hurst is no stranger to the Office, and the Equalizer will need everything in his bag of tricks to stand a chance against the big man of the Hounds.

Jayne Payne and Jumpin' Jim Malone vs. The Cruisers(Cruiser Conrad and Cruiser Jacobs with Cruiser Khan)
Jim Malone will return to tag action along with the rough and wild Jayne Payne to go up against the Cruisers in this Highway Outlaw Wrestling focused opening match. Don't expect intricate techniques here.

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Young Blood: I already put Fury in the grave! Now I'm going to put his nuthugger tagalong six feet under, just like I did to the Tiny Giant, too! The PEWA brings back all these old ass fossils, and I'm actually fuckin' thrilled, because now I don't have to go back behind the barn to find all these Old Yellers, they come to me, and I got all the ammo to finish them all off! And if that bitch, Mina wants any, she can step right up, too, I don't give a shit! I'm the champ, I'm the one who runs this whole scene, and anyone who doesn't like that can fuck off!

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Luke Powers: Yeah, I heard what Young Blood said. I don't give a damn what comes out of his mouth! This isn't about words, he can talk all day and all night and he can say whatever he wants. When it all comes down to it, he's got my title. He ended Jack Fury's career, he almost finished off Tomas, he's disrespected every one of the people who made the PEWA something special, I'm going to remember all of that when they lock us inside the Insanitarium. Not going to promise that I'm going to win, because Young Blood's shown he's as tough and dangerous as anyone out there. But I will promise this: I'll do everything I can do to make sure he doesn't walk out of this one under his own power. And if I'm the one holding that PEWA Extreme title up once again, I'm going to look down at his broken body and soul. I'm going to look down and I'm going see in his eyes that everything he thought he knew was wrong, and that just because some of us been a few more trips round the sun, that doesn't make us obsolete, just because he thinks he's inevitable doesn't make it so, and when it all comes down to it, the Philly spirit is unbreakable!

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Killer King Jones: Sheik, you and I, we know this is going down nasty here. We're hardcore royalty, we're the sons of Abdullah. Nah, we don't spred tainted blood, we don't own steakhouses, even if I wish I did...but what we do, is we carry on what that maniac started. He was forkin' people open before it was cool. When Abdullah appeared, people knew things were goin' down. Things changed when he showed up. And that's what we were. Now I don't quite scare people like I used to...but you better believe that I never retired my fork. I'm a proud Sergeant in the Rudo Army, I'm a regal Eritrean and I'm a PEWA Original! And if you bring that old Killer King back out, we're rippin' and tearin' things to shreds out there! Let's paint that ring red!

[importANT]

Sweet, looking forward to it :)

[Senator Phillips]

It's Friday again, and you all know what that means: Senatorial Office action at 8:00 PM (CT) on the Senatorial Streaming Service!

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Biff Taylor: Yeah, that's right, dudes and dudettes, it's the friendly neighborhood Biffmeister here, and I'm here to bring the good news to the real people who like their fights with an extra side of blood! We have hardcore mayham presented to you by the PEWA and we're bringing along Highway Outlaw Wrestling, with some of the top stars of the modern deathmatch scene showin' up to take part! Young Blood defends the PEWA Extreme Title against the Philadelphia Ace, the Powerhouse, Luke Powers! Texas Rose defends her Highway Outlaw Ruler of the Road title against Wrestle Parade's director of the Hounds of Abbadon, Scarlett Rose! Plus, Shrieking Shiek, RUSSIAN DEATHMETAL, the Sheridan Brothers and much more! It's all on the Senatorial Streaming Service, be there or be square!

[Senator Phillips]

RESULTS

Detour of Danger: PEWA x Highway Outlaw Wrestling
8:00 PM (CT) on Friday, March 27th at the Beltway Hippodrome in Washington, DC

Bonus Match
Da Outsider vs. Kengo Tamura

A bonus match between two PEWA Originals, with Tamura working as a contracted freelancer and Outsider having signed with Highway Outlaw Wrestling. While both have put in over two decades in the industry, and Outsider's knees have been held together with great care, the two still put in a standout bout, with Tamura pouring it on down the stretch, landing multiple Delivery from Yokohama diving sentons, and it would be a low angle shining enzuigiri that would net the win for him.

Main Event: PEWA Extreme Title Bout: Insanitarium
Young Blood(C) vs. Luke Powers

Nobody expected this to be an easy match for either side. And Luke Powers did everything within his ability to push Young Blood to the limit, landing powerbombs, catching him out of the air with a powerslam, and even coming within a fraction of a second of a win with the Powersbomb. But this, if anything, was the definitive, final passing of the torch between the most decorated individual in PEWA history and the ascendant Young Blood, who landed two Blood Drive inside cradle bombs, the final one putting an end to Powers's attempt at regaining the belt.

Ruler of the Road Title Bout
Texas Rose(C) vs. Scarlett Rose(Wrestle Parade)

The first ever Ruler of the Road title match on an Office broadcast was a subtle, technical bout, with Scarlett Rose and Texas Rose taking few risks as they looked for an opening. Texas Rose, however, seemed to find the perfect opportunity late in the match as she landed an El Es Culero to gain the flash pin and defend her title. Following the match, the Highway Outlaw champ offered a future rematch to her foe, and it would not be unlikely if they faced off once again.

Hellfire Explosion Match
The Sheridan Brothers(Vincent Sheridan and Zach Sheridan)(Phoenix Rising) vs. PEWA's Most Hated(Jeremy Wylde and Jeffery Janson)

A minute into this match, Biff Taylor gleefully triggered the stash of explosives surrounding the ring, leaving all four competitors sprawled out. Soon afterwards, Jeffery Janson scored a rollup victory. This would not count, with Taylor overruling Masked Maniac III's decision, and restarted the match. Once again, the explosives went off a minute in, and again, all four were battered by the concussive force. This time, however, a real match broke out, with all four fighting with a renewed spirit. And while the Sheridans fared far better the second time around, it would be a Trendsetter kneeling over the back driver that would score the win over Zach while Vincent did little to save his brother...as par for the course when it comes to the Sheridans.

Sons of Abdullah
Shreiking Sheik(AAW) vs. Killer King Jones(Santana Family Wrestling)

Shrieking Shiek impressed the Washington DC crowd in this match, demonstrating why he is still one of the best deathmatch performers in the world, even decades into his career. Killer King Jones, for his part, stood his ground, managing to lay in with some of his own heavy chops, but a brutal head hold lariat dumped him headfirst onto a steel chair to net the Shiek a dominant win.

Deathmetal Stunts
Russian Deathmetal(Blackrose) vs. Zanca

Russian Deathmetal had one mission in this match: eradication. And eradicate he did, painting the ring and ringside area with Zanca's blood, and utterly thrashing him from bell to bell in retribution for the stuntman's obnoxious social media antics. While Zanca did get in a few slick kicking combinations near the end, his window had been long since shut when Deathmetal finally finished him with a piledriver.

Big Clay Hurst(Wrestle Parade) vs. The Equalizer

A blistering slugfest and one of the best contests of the night, with the Equalizer pushed to his limit by Hurst, barely able to breathe by the end of the match, but still managed to dig in deep and sink in a rear naked choke on the giant enforcer for the Hounds of Abbadon.

Jayne Payne and Jumpin' Jim Malone vs. The Cruisers(Cruiser Conrad and Cruiser Jacobs with Cruiser Khan)

A solid opening match, with the Cruisers taking full advantage of their decades together as a team, but Malone and Payne held their own, up until a Roadhouse Massacre Death Valley Bomb from Cruiser Jacobs put Jumpin' Jim down for the count. Malone, however, was not the legal man, which left Payne to fend for herself. And fend, she did, impressively, fearlessly taking on Jacobs and Conrad and nearly fighting them both off single handedly before a Samoan Drop from Jacobs finally finished the match.

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Match of the Night: Young Blood vs. Luke Powers
-The PEWA title match delivered in a big way, and will shape the PEWA landscape for the future. This was no faded shell of Luke Powers, but the former champion at the top of his game...and yet, it was not good enough to beat a determined Young Blood in an outstanding match.

Performer of the Night: Jayne Payne
-While Payne was eventually pinned, her brave performance in taking on both Cruisers following Jim Malone's injury was impressive enough to earn her this award.

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Injury Report

Jim Malone: Dislocated Shoulder (Three Month Medical Suspension)
-A Death Valley Bomb from Cruiser Jacobs finished off Jumpin' Jim, well before the end of his tag match. As it is, Malone suffered a dislocated shoulder from the impact and will be missing in action for the rest of the spring.

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Following the broadcast:

As the Insanitarium cage was dismantled, Young Blood remained in the ring with Luke Powers, holding the PEWA Extreme title in his fallen foe's face with the microphone in the other hand.

Young Blood: That's fuckin' right! You're done! You're nothing but dogshit, you were always nothing but dogshit, but nobody here had the balls to prove it! Until now!

With those words, Young Blood dropped the microphone and delivered a ferocious series of stomps to Powers, and when the barrage failed to let up on the defenseless man, Biff Taylor stood up from his ringside spot, sliding into the ring, only for Young Blood to level him with the Extreme title belt. Unceremoniously dropping the belt, Young Blood walked over to a steel chair, and lined up for a shot to Taylor as he unsteadily rose up to a knee. Just before the chair could descend, however, Mina Fitsharris ran down from the backstage area, sliding into the ring at full speed, placing herself between Young Blood and the PEWA President. No microphone in hand was needed to catch the ensuing exchange.

Mina Fitsharris: This ends now!

Young Blood: Try me, bitch!

Mina: I've had enough!

And with that, Mina full on kicked the champ in the groin. Young Blood dropped the chair, leading Fitsharris to leap forward, snapping him down into the steel, face first with her signature Midnight Special complete shot. Before standing back up, Mina picked up the microphone.

Mina: I'm sick and tired of you running your mouth, we're all tired of you trying to bury this whole roster. You're damn good, nobody's denying this, but that doesn't give you the right to stomp people out after beating them, to hit Biff with a chair. So, you think you're such a bad man, you defend that belt against me. My husband told me not to do this, Juliette told me not to do this, even Mr. Big Shot Chairman Anthony Kalb called me up and told me to stay away from this. But I don't care. I can't stand by while you retire Fury, injure Tomas, beat down Powers, and keep this up. The PEWA's been something special to me, and you're trying your best to destroy that. So, my only option left...is to destroy you.

And with that, Mina threw the microphone at Young Blood, and backed away to check on Taylor and Powers. And yet, laying on the mat, Young Blood rolled over, clutching the microphone.

Young Blood: You...you just signed your death warrant...

[importANT]

Hell yeah, Mina! That's gonna be a great match.

[Senator Phillips]

A mini tournament for the first ever Pan African Tag Championship bout, a UCSS Openweight bout between the two founders, the Office #1 Ranked Jean-Pierre Mutombo in action, what more could you want?

Double Gold: Pan African Wrestling x UCSS
8:00 PM (CT) on Friday, April 3rd at the Beltway Hippodrome in Washington, DC

Pan African Tag Championship Title Bout
The winner of Mercenaries in Exile vs. Egyptian Dynasty vs. the winner of Bemba's Royal Court vs. Black Star Cyclones
The first ever Pan African Tag Champions will be crowned in this main event match, culminating the mini-tournament from earlier on the card.

UCSS Openweight Title Bout
Thiago Gracie(C) vs. Dangerous Nicholas Alger
The two old friends who founded Universal Combat Shoot Style will face off for the second time to determine the fate of the UCSS Openweight Championship. The first time, Gracie defeated Alger to become the first ever Openweight champ, and is now on his second reign, while the Dangerous One settled into his Commissioner's role. For his part, DNA has been on a solid run, defeating detractors in Count Savage and Rory Banner with his signature Dangerous Kick. Will his well-rounded hybrid style overcome Gracie's world class BJJ? Or will Gracie once again earn a Victory by Armbar?

Standard Rules Bout
Jean-Pierre Mutombo vs. Gang Wong
A crossover match between two of the most popular members of their respective rosters, with the Pan African Champion and Office #1 Ranked Mutombo going up against the Shaolin Superstar, Gang Wong. Wong's Shaolin Kung Fu will be pitted against the unique approach of the Man of Unity and a win for Wong could well restore him on a path to regain Openweight gold.

Aoife Daley vs. Sanem Becker with "Big Banter" Rory Banner
Sanem Becker narrowly lost her Openweight title attempt but looks to quickly refocus with a match against one of the best strikers in UCSS, the Irish Firecracker, Aoife Daley. The winner of this match will place herself in good standing for a future Openweight title challenge.

Pan African Tag Championship Tournament
Mercenaries in Exile(Renate Barlowe and the Warbringer) vs. The Egyptian Dynasty(Nefertiri and Mohammad Ramses)
The Warbringer will be looking to make a strong first impression as he teams with Renate Barlowe to take on a proven team in the Egyptian Dynasty, the husband and wife team of Nefertiri and Ramses in the second semi-final in the Pan African Tag Championship tournament.

Pan African Championship Tournament
Bemba's Royal Court(Esther Musambi and Yetunde Oya) vs. Black Star Cyclones(Layla Al-Amin(Phoenix Rising) and Esi Dogboe)
The first of two semi-final tournament matches for the inagural Pan African Tag Championship belts, this one pitting Esther Musambi and Yetunde Oya of Bemba's Royal Court against the dynamic Layla Al-Amin and Esi Dogboe of the Black Star Cyclones. Musambi's kicks and power matched with Oya's enigmatic ways and unambiguous submission mastery will be matched up against the incredible speed and scintillating agility of Dogboe and Al-Amin.

Eliza Faulkner(MWWC) with Mackenzie Bergeron vs. Jamie Tomasi
A battle between two students of top grapplers, with Faulkner being mentored by Canadian catch expert, Mackenzie Bergeron and Tomasi serving as the top student in Thiago Gracie Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, and is the Openweight champ's top Red Belt in his school.

Standard Rules Match
Oleg Makos vs. John "Newface" Smith(SWA)
With the current partnership between the Senatorial Office and the Spike Wrestling Association, the SWA has requested that a highly regarded prospect, John Smith be given an opportunity to compete in the Office. Smith will have a tough challenge against Oleg Makos, who is coming off a humiliating loss to Stanford Bradley, and will be seeking redemption.

[Senator Phillips]

Another double event airs tonight on the Senatorial Streaming Service at 8:00 PM (CT)! Double Gold features a UCSS Openweight title defense, a mini-tournament for the debut of the Pan African Tag Championships, Jean-Pierre Mutombo in action and much, much more!

www.twitch.tv/senatorphillips

[Senator Phillips]

Two of the best co-main event matches you'll see in a long while headlined this card with some results that will resonate for some time within both UCSS and Pan African Wrestling.

RESULTS

Double Gold: Pan African Wrestling x UCSS
8:00 PM (CT) on Friday, April 3rd at the Beltway Hippodrome in Washington, DC

Pan African Tag Championship Title Bout
Black Star Cyclones vs. Mercenaries in Exile

The co-main event had much to live up to after the UCSS Openweight title match, and it did so with flying colors, as the Cyclones and Mercenaries both brought their best effort forward. Renate Barlowe was relentless from the start, using an illegal weapon to draw blood from both opponents and engaging in her typical brutal tactics. The Warbringer loomed ominously over both opponents, and came close on multiple occasions in putting Dogboe away with the Obliteration Machine. The Cyclones, though, were not to be deterred, not letting size, nor focused attacks, nor dirty tactics, nor blood loss stand between them and the Pan African Tag Championship, fighting through until Al-Amin found herself on the precipice of defeat with Barlowe setting her up for the dreaded Mercenary Lock, but the Egyptian sensation managed to retain her presence of mind at the most crucial moment of the match, countering with a rollup for the second time of the night, rolling Barlowe into a pin as Dogboe cut off the Warbringer to secure the Pan African Wrestling tag titles, becoming the first ever champions in the division!

UCSS Openweight Title Bout
Thiago Gracie(C) vs. Dangerous Nicholas Alger

One of, if not the best match in UCSS history. Most figured this match would come down to Alger's striking versus Gracie's grappling, and early on, it seemed that Alger had the clear advantage in keeping the match at his range, on the feet. As the match went on, Gracie started zeroing in on the arm, as he always does, working it over and taking charge of the pace, even as Alger managed to keep him honest by countering from guard with his signature Bermuda Triangle. As the match went into the championship rounds, Gracie managed to keep Alger down longer and longer, with exploders, wrist clutch exploders and elbow flurries. While DNA managed to fire back with a Dangerous Kick and multiple roundhouses to the body, he seemed to be drawing nearer and nearer to defeat when early in the fifth and final round, a pair of thudding knee strikes connected with Gracie's sternum. The Brazilian dropped down in a heap and Senatorial Office Senior Referee, Raymond Allen Fleming signaled for the knockout. An instant classic of a match with an incredible finish.

Jean-Pierre Mutombo vs. Gang Wong

A solid match between two fan favorites for the Office, with Gang Wong representing UCSS well with his fast, accurate striking and technical counters. However, JPM was not to be denied, landing the Unifier brainbuster jumping arm slam multiple times and eventually overcoming Wong's attack to lock in the Congolese Crab for the win.

Aoife Daley vs. Sanem Becker with "Big Banter" Rory Banner

After a solid first round, Aoife Daley may have been ready to settle in and work in her vaunted striking offence. However, Sanem Becker demonstrated exactly why she has been one of the top prospects in UCSS history as she caught the Irish Firecracker in a simple, but effective can opener submission, cranking her neck hard enough to force an instant tapout as Rory Banner gloated at ringside.

Pan African Tag Championship Tournament
Mercenaries in Exile(Renate Barlowe and the Warbringer) vs. The Egyptian Dynasty(Nefertiri and Mohammad Ramses)

A fearsome showing from the Mercenaries and Warbringer as they took the fight to their Egyptian foes, with the Warbringer eventually crushing Ramses with his Obliteration Machine pumphandle side slam, giving the Mercenaries a commanding position going into the finals.

Pan African Championship Tournament
Bemba's Royal Court(Esther Musambi and Yetunde Oya) vs. Black Star Cyclones(Layla Al-Amin(Phoenix Rising) and Esi Dogboe)

A rip roaring contest with Esther Musambi asserting her power by repeatedly dumping Esi Dogboe out of the ring with press slams, Oya pulling out a variety of tricks as the Royal Court kept pace with the Cyclones, that is, until Esi landed a tremendous Black Star Cannonball 630 Senton on Oya, knocking her out while Musambi and Al-Amin brawled outside. From there, as Esther Musambi returned to the ring as the only healthy competitor for her team, the dynamics changed, with Layla netting the win with a roll through counter pin on a powerbomb.

Eliza Faulkner(MWWC) with Mackenzie Bergeron vs. Jamie Tomasi

Impressive showing from Faulkner, as she consistently nullified Tomasi's attempts at the armbar with rolling leglocks, and pinned the Thiago Gracie BJJ Red Belt with a Mayan Bridging German.

Standard Rules Match
Oleg Makos vs. John "Newface" Smith(SWA)

While Newface Smith gave a spirited performance, Oleg Makos was on a mission to redeem himself following his upset loss to Stanford Bradley, and took the fight to his SWA opponent, landing his big deadlift slams and bombs, and finishing with the signature Fame Maker rolling clutch stomp.

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Match of the Night: Thiago Gracie vs. DNA, Black Star Cyclones vs. Mercenaries in Exile
-Both main events were exceptional encounters, with Alger's amazing comeback, and the Cyclones taking the victory off a crucial counter from Layla Al-Amin. New champs in both bouts with the crowd fully behind each result for good reason.

Performer of the Night: Dangerous Nicholas Alger
-The Dangerous One has spent over several decades in combat sports, always close to the big win, but never managing to follow through, whether his temper or inconsistency got in the way of those past opportunities. This was not the case tonight, and we arguably saw the finest version of Alger to date, as he endured Thiago Gracie's vaunted ground game and persevered through several close calls to come back with a crushing pair of knees to become the fourth UCSS Openweight Champion.

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Injury Report

Yetunde Oya - Unchecked (No Medical Suspension)
-As per usual, Yetunde Oya not only refused medical attention, but walked away after the match as if nothing ever happened, after Esi Dogboe's Black Star Cannonball left her sprawled out on the mat during her tag match.

Aoife Daley - Tweaked Neck (No Medical Suspension)
-The Irish Firecracker tapped abruptly to a vicious can opener from Sanem Becker, but thankfully, will be able to compete as soon as possible, with no serious injury sustained.

Thiago Gracie - Cracked Sternum (Two Month Medical Suspension)
-Gracie was on the verge of retaining his title when several hard knees connected with his sternum, courtesy of Dangerous Nicholas Alger. Gracie fell to the mat instantly, and it was obvious that he was injured. Further examinations revealed a cracked sternum, with Office medical staff immediately recommending that Gracie spend several months recovering before he returns to action.

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Following his win, Dangerous Nicholas Alger was found backstage, Openweight title in hand, checking in on Thiago Gracie. While Gracie was clearly in no condition to carry on a conversation, the two still shook hands with a forced smile from Gracie, following a series of words from the Commissioner. Soon, the champion's daughter, Ruthless Nicole Alger showed up, with a bottle of champagne in hand.

Ruthless Nicole Alger: The guys told me to give this to you. You know, a "little bit of the bubbly." To celebrate with.

Dangerous Nicholas Alger: Yeah, it's funny. Been through so much. People telling me I couldn't do it. Couldn't be the top guy. Before, I was too pissed off. Then I was washed up. Now I'm just old. Even a few years back, I'd be jumping up and down. But now? Now I'm more concerned about my buddy back there. The guy I blasted out of the ring. Don't get me wrong, that's the game. But the older you get, the more you think about that stuff. Especially if you've got real responsibilities on your shoulder.

RNA: You're telling me, you're feeling bad about being Dangerous?

DNA: Uh...yes.

RNA: Ok, you look like my dad. You fight like my dad. But you don't talk like him.

DNA: Look, how'd you feel if you hurt Candace and took her title?

RNA: Point taken, I guess.

DNA: Anyway, I told Thiago he better get better quick. Because next time around, I'm taking on Sanem Becker, and if I beat her, I'm giving him his rematch, if he's healthy or not. So once he gets back in the game, he can come get some. And before that, Sanem Becker, got tons of respect for her. Even if she's Big Banter Brand. And then, past that, I want to do something cool. Been watching too much old Pride FC stuff. And I'm thinking we need a UCSS Openweight Grand Prix. So, if I beat Sanem, I beat Thiago, we're doing this. One night tournament. Eight walk in. One walks out, with the belt. Champ's in, so's seven others. Can't make this easy on me just 'cause I call the shots.

RNA: You try to do that, I'll call you out.

DNA: And that's my daughter.

RNA: Damn straight I am.


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Jean-Pierre Mutombo: It is a good night to be the Man of Unity! For I, Jean-Pierre had a wonderful match with a great opponent! Mr. Gang Wong is super tough, super fast, super skillful! So it means a lot that I was able to defeat him, because that was very much not easy! It is not easy to fight a man who has trained with the Shaolin! Let it be said that I have an incredible respect for this man! But this is not all I wish to be speaking about! For what I wish to say is that I was very much impressed with the man who is called The Warbringer tonight! He was very powerful and very relentless! And if what I see in my eyes is correct, he is standing right in front of me! Hello, Mr. Warbringer, Miss Renate Barlowe!

Renate Barlowe: Jean-Pierre.

The Warbringer: Please, call me Moustapha Ndour...um...just call me Moustapha, I mean. I am the Warbringer in the ring, but outside it, I am just Moustapha, son of Senegal and big fan of the house that Mike Krzyzewski built.

JPM: Ok, Mr. Moustapha Ndour!

Warbringer: Um, just Moustapha...

JPM: Oh, very sorry, it is just the way I often speak. But yes, Moustapha, I just want to thank you for what you do out there, I am very impressed with your wrestling.

Warbringer: Thank you, thank you, that means a lot coming from the big champion.

JPM: I am not so big when I stand here looking up to speak to you! But what I wish to say to you is that while I know King Bemba wishes to once again face me, he is busy in other places right now. But I do not wish to face him again right away. What I want...is to give the opportunity to someone new who deserves it a lot!

Renate: So, you're giving Moustapha a shot at the Pan African Championship? Looking for an easy match with him before he's ready?

JPM: He looks plenty ready from the matches tonight!

Renate: Look, for me, this is money. I do this because I lived a dangerous life, and this lets me use some of my skills without looking over my shoulder every second. "Break legs, get paid." That's what I'm about. But for Moustapha, he's not like that. He has big dreams and he's foolish enough to think he wants to pursue this as much for the pleasure as for the paycheck.

Warbringer: I'm right here, you know.

Renate: I know how this world works, and I know how easily people get screwed over in this business. But I'll jump into Hell before I let this man end up like so many other victims of pro wrestling.

JPM: So, you do not want me to give him the match? Is this what you are saying?

Warbringer: Wait, wait, wait...you're telling me, Renate, that I should turn this down? Come on! Even if I lose, who cares? This is experience! This is the sort of thing I dreamed of!

Renate: You get what you want too fast, you end up falling just as quick. I've seen it in every walk of life. And if you get beaten down too badly, before you're ready, some people never recover from that in full.

Warbringer: Don't worry, Renate, I get the big title, I'm still going to step down off the mountain and win those tag belts with you. We're not done yet.

Renate: That's not my concern! I'm telling you, this is the wrong time for this. But that's just my advice. It's your decision. Just make sure you make the right one.

Warbringer: I'll think long and hard on this, ok, Renate? Alright, I thought about it, and I accept!

JPM: Wonderful! I am very much excited for a match like this, to take on the truly unknown challenge and to offer you this chance for your first match by yourself in this ring! I will be seeing you the next time around!

Jean-Pierre walked away, greeting several more people down the hallway, and entering into another boisterous discussion, while the Warbringer grabs Renate Barlowe by the shoulder and turns her around as she starts to head away.

Warbringer: Look, Renate, don't think I'm not hearing what you're saying. All the respect in the world for you, what you've done for me and my family, and I don't want you to think I'm throwing your advice away. But you have to understand, my first singles match here in the Office, and it's for the Pan African Championship? With THE Jean-Pierre Mutombo?

Renate: Don't think I don't get it. Kids can't turn their eyes away from gold. Then again, neither can older people who should know better. Just keep your eyes open, and your senses about you. Take nothing for granted, no matter what.

Warbringer: Advice taken.

Renate: And when you make yourself an opening...you strike fast and strike hard! If you do this, make it count!

Warbringer: Will do. Just like an uncontested corner three...

[TigerStripePro]

From the desk of Hanshin Tiger,

Felix Santana Sr., you have been formally challenged to a match against Bill Flippo and a surprise partner at a show TBA later this month. You may bring anyone of your choosing as a partner. Should you win, Felix Santana Sr., you will be granted a title match for the Montgomery Half Stripe Title.

Kind Regards,
Hanshin Tiger

-dictated but not read-