The Senatorial Office: Open for Business!!

[Senator Phillips]

Apr 5, 2020 2:35:44 GMT TigerStripePro said:

From the desk of Hanshin Tiger,

Felix Santana Sr., you have been formally challenged to a match against Bill Flippo and a surprise partner at a show TBA later this month. You may bring anyone of your choosing as a partner. Should you win, Felix Santana Sr., you will be granted a title match for the Montgomery Half Stripe Title.

Kind Regards,
Hanshin Tiger

-dictated but not read-

A response from Santana Family Wrestling:

Felix Santana Sr: The challenge is accepted.  Since I've been dragging my son around too much lately, I'm picking someone else to come along with me.  Someone who's been nothing but loyal to my company and my family and the people of the Dominican Republic.  I'm picking the man who calls himself the Notorious EFM, El Froggy Mask.  I know I can trust El Froggy as well as anyone named Santana, and people know that is not something I say easily.  El Froggy and I will be more than happy to see Bill and his friend up north when the time comes.  And if we do win, I am going to take full advantage of the offered title shot, you can be sure of that.

[Senator Phillips]

Two more title challenges this Friday as Wacker Drive and L-Pro unite for a night in the Capitol!


Golden Bookends: Lightning Pro x Wacker Drive Revival
8:00 PM (CT) on Friday, April 10th at the Beltway Hippodrome in Washington DC

Main Event: The Loop Championship Bout
Blue Destiny(Jin Matsuda and Maki Yoshida)(ZIP Japan) vs. The Blue Notes(Big Robert Montgomery and Eiji "Jay Sato)
Blue Destiny have done their best to bring a degree of ZIP flavored dominance to Wacker Drive Revival since they arrived in Chicago, and did not take long to capture and secure The Loop. Now, Matsuda and Yoshida will take on the original founders of the Blue Notes, with the Bebop Tiger, Eiji "Jay" Sato crossing over from his current home in Lightning Pro to return to the Notes, teaming with his old friend, Big Robert Montgomery in a challenge match. Montgomery has shown as of late that he is yet to be a force to be reckoned with his demolition of both Textbook Tim Dwight and later, Della Dwight. Blue Destiny should be the clear favorites here, but the Notes should provide a valid challenge.

Victorious Medal #1 Contender Match
Nishimura Endo vs. Tarkhan the Mangler
Two thirds of the Worldwide Conquest stable will contend for the rights for a future shot at the Victorious Medal, with either a chance to avenge ALEXANDER, or to challenge their fellow teammate. Endo and Tarkhan may not enter into this match with any serious animosity, but do not be surprised if the two do their very best to shave years off each other's careers in a battle for the ages.

The Destructive Duo(Crusher Honda and Wrecker Yamamoto) vs. The D-Train(Daunte Thomas and Freight Train McMichaelson)
Two pairs of heavy bruisers will do battle in this match, with the former Victorious Tag Medal holders, the Destructive Duo matched up against the D-Team's veteran tag pairing, the D-Train. D-Man Daunte Thomas and Freight Train Frank McMichaelson are no strangers to a good old fashioned slugfest, but against the might of Crusher Honda and Wrecker Yamamoto, the D-Train might well be facing an abrupt derailment.

Mr. Moonsault vs. Astro Traveler
Straight off an outstanding team performance in A.X.E., the cosmic nomad, Astro Traveler will seek to pit his agile attack and interstellar Jazz up against the face of Wacker Drive Revival, Marcus Xavier, aka, Mr. Moonsault. The seven foot backflip machine may not have held The Loop in some time, but Moonsault is still by far the most popular member of the WDR roster, and a win over him could propel the Traveler into a higher orbit.

Rumika Hashi and Dean Bardo vs. NBNF(The X-Treme Kid and Emerald Santiago)
The first crossover match of the night should be intriguing, with a friendly meeting turning into a heated confrontation between the Soaring Sparrow and the NBNF stable. Hashi will have one of L-Pro's steadiest presences, the Professional, Dean Bardo at her side to take on Emerald Santiago and the XTK. While Hashi and Bardo should on paper be clear cut favorites, one shouldn't forget that NBNF did hold The Loop in a dominant run fairly recently, and for all his blood and bluster, the X-Treme Kid is more skilled than he lets on.

Yumi Yamaguchi(ZIP Japan) vs. Miss Bauhaus
Before Blue Destiny defends The Loop, their third member, Yumi Yamaguchi will face the sensational pop star of the Blue Notes stable, Miss Bauhaus. For all of Bauhaus's fame, Yamaguchi will be a stern test for her in the ring, bringing her high level ZIP experience and well rounded skill up against Bauhaus's unorthodox approach and charisma.

Naoka Takemura and Kaede Kinoshita vs. White Hot(Keiko Maeda(Phoenix Rising) and Rei Hasegawa)
The Blackwood Academy has brought out the best in Maeda and Hasegawa, with the two fledgling stars now able to go up against two of L-Pro's top prospects without being outmatched. The "Star of the Show," Naoka Takemura has reportedly been jealous of Hasegawa's burgeoning social media presence and the Stardust Angel, Kaede Kinoshita has been looking for a chance to finally begin her predicted climb to the upper ranks of the organization.

Preliminary Main Event: Victorious Medal Bout
G.P. Christopher(C) vs. ALEXANDER
A title match long in the making, with one half of the Victorious Tag Medal champions finally getting his shot at GP Christopher's title in the Preliminary Main Event. A win for ALEXANDER here will skyrocket the Greek-Japanese Conqueror to newfound heights, while a win for Christopher will go a long way towards cleaning out the division for the King of the Openers. For ALEXANDER, the strategy will be simple: spike Christopher on his head as many times as possible before going for the Gordian Drop. GPC, however, can rely upon a much more varied approach to fit the situation, adept at striking, high flying, grappling, and even perhaps reverting to his Philly Strong Style days to rough things up.

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As Rumika Hashi pummeled a heavy bag at the Beltway Full Contact Martial Arts Center, a "fan" enthusiastically interrupted her workout.

Emerald Santiago: Rumika Hashi! I have to say, you're a real inspiration, I can't wait to face you this Friday.

Rumika Hashi: Thank you. I speak little English. But you wrestle good. Will be good.

At that moment, the X-Treme Kid and DUDE Smith walked over, and the other two members of NBNF were in their usual obnoxious state of mind, laughing and slapping each other on the back.

The X-Treme Kid: Hey, what do we have here?

DUDE Smith: Um, isn't that the babe you're wrestling? Yo, Emerald, why you talkin' to her?

Emerald: You blockhead, if I want to wish Rumika well for our match, I will!

DUDE: That's like, what, frater-ni-zating with the enemy. Not cool, not cool at all.

Emerald: Stop being such an ignorant dumbass, DUDE!

XTK: Woah, woah, woah, let's cut the hostility here, we're all friends here, we're all teammates, we're all family! We're all part of the green and black attack! And that means we only have two words for bitches like her!

Emerald: Are you serious?

XTK: Hey, Sparrow Girl, I don't care what Emerald said, we got two words for you!

Rumika Hashi wiped a drop of sweat from her brow as she quizzically frowned at the X-Treme Kid. Emerald Santiago clasped her palm to her face, and DUDE Smith jumped forward, chopping his arms downward.

DUDE: SUCK IT!

Hashi merely shook her head, and went back to throwing roundhouse combinations at the bag, while the males of NBNF chortled as they strutted off, with an irate Santiago in tow.

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G.P. Christopher: So, Shima Ito couldn't take this belt off me, himself, now things get real interesting around here. ALEXANDER's straight up legit, probably the best challenger I got now. He's relentless, tough, driven. I'm gonna have to pull out all the stops if I want to beat him. And from there, I don't care who they throw at me, I'm going to keep doing what I do, in the Preliminary Main Event where, I belong, where the Victorious Medal belongs. So, Tarkhan, Nishimura, whoever wins there, I'll be ready for you. Honda wants some, she can get it, Hashi, Masa, Wrecker, Rei, whoever, I don't care! By the way, if you're seeing this right now, Rei Hasegawa, just know that the invitation's always open for a you to join the GP Club, anytime, anywhere, so long as it's not during my match...that'd just be a little awkward.

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Naoka Takemura and Rei Hasegawa have been all too ready to take their battle to the ultimate stage: Social Media. <Translated from Japanese>

TheStarNaoka99 - <I've had enough of everyone worshipping @whitehotrei like she's some sort of goddess. She's nothing compared to a real star like me. She just buys all her attention when I have to earn my rightful place.>

WhiteHotRei - <Naoka, don't be jealous>

TheStarNaoka99 - <Why would I be jealous of you when you're just the snobby rich girl antagonist? I'm the feature attraction because all the people want to follow my story.>

WhiteHotRei - <Not to be crass, but I have many more followers than you, do check the numbers, Naoka.>

TheStarNaoka99 - <It's as fake as your hair color! You look like a granny with that white hair anyway! Like a granny witch!!!!!1>

WhiteHotRei - <How utterly uncouth. And am I wrong, or is your hair not naturally pink? And please, do not "@" me again in the future.>

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Big Robert Montgomery: Good to have you back on the Notes, Jay.

Eiji "Jay" Sato: And it is good to be back in the band again, Big Monty.

Montgomery: How many times I gotta tell you to call me something else? Anything else.

Jay: Hah! Too many! But seriously. These combined shows are good. Even if we are here in DC, not Chicago, not Kyoto. It is good to bring Wacker Drive and L-Pro together.

Montgomery: Not gonna argue. But happy reunion aside, we got a big time challenge. Blue Destiny are on another level. It's why I signed them up as soon as I saw the chance to do so. Yoshida and Matsuda don't play.

Jay: But we do, trumpet and guitar, am I right? But yeah, I hear you. We will be tested, and tested well. I know them, they're two of the best in the world. They're tough and they're skilled. You're old and I'm not as accomplished.

Montgomery: So?

Jay: Yeah.

Montgomery: I still pack a punch, you dusted Skullface Killah before, they ain't getting a free win here. Let's make this one work, for old time's sake.

Jay: For old time's sake.[/b][/b]

[Senator Phillips]

Chicago meets Kyoto in Washington DC tonight in the Office with Wacker Drive Revival and Lightning Pro joining together for a night bookended by two title matches, with GPC defending the Victorious Medal in the Preliminary Main Event and Blue Destiny putting The Loop on the line in the final match of the night! Catch it all on the Senatorial Streaming Service at 8:00 PM (CT)!

www.twitch.tv/senatorphillips

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Digital Dave Doolittle had all three members of Worldwide Conquest on his venerable Ring Beholder podcast, with the translators in full effect:

Digital Dave Doolittle: Worldwide Conquest, for those who are not in the know, are a team of three men in Lightning Pro. ALEXANDER is one half of the Victorious Tag Medal holders and is challenging for the Victorious Medal this Friday. Tarkhan the Mangler is the other half of the Tag Medal holders and will be facing the third member, Nishimura Endo in a #1 contender match. Let me start with a question for ALEXANDER. Are you the leader?

ALEXANDER: <I think you are mistaken, Dave! We are a team of leaders! I already earned this title shot before we formed our team. But that does not make me the leader of Tarkhan and Nishimura. We are not leaders of each other, but we will be the leaders of professional wrestling!>

Digital Dave: I want to know what you plan to do to beat George Paul Christopher.

ALEXANDER: <That is an easy answer! I will drop him on his head, over and over, until he has no choice but to stay down and acknowledge defeat!>

Digital Dave: This is a question for either you or Tarkhan. Why bring Nishimura Endo on board?

ALEXANDER: <Nishimura Endo is a man who saw the world as we do, he adds years of experience and a portion of the fighting spirit that Tarkhan and I possess. We saw the opportunity to strengthen our alliance by making it a true triumvirate and we could not turn that down.>

Tarkhan the Mangler: <It is simple! He is strong like we are strong!>

Nishimura Endo: <For me, it was the means to continue along the path which I had chosen in these last few years. I have walked the solitary way with great success. But there was also failure. I know that my ability to fight with the best on their terms is limited. But by joining these two, it is no longer a singular pursuit. Now the burden is shared, and the victories are mutual. At my age, and at this point in my career, this is something that appealed to me.>

Digital Dave: Do you think you can beat Tarkhan? And if you do, will that drive a wedge between the team?

Endo: <A foolish sentiment. We would not fight if we feared the result. And I would not fight if I did not believe in my chances.>

Tarkhan: <Well said! Worldwide Conquest believes that iron sharpens iron! If we can withstand the worst we can throw at each other, nobody else stands a chance!>

Digital Dave: In any case, I would not be surprised if your match earned one of my coveted %100 ratings. Now, if ALEXANDER wins his match, there will be another match between your members. Is there a problem with that, ALEXANDER?

ALEXANDER: <What my allies have said speaks for me as well. Enough trying to turn us against each other with these antagonistic questions! Worldwide Conquest is unified, Worldwide Conquest is united and Worldwide Conquest is inevitable!>

[Senator Phillips]

A surprisingly long show, perhaps due to the plethora of tag matches on the card, with some surprising results.

RESULTS

Golden Bookends: Lightning Pro x Wacker Drive Revival
8:00 PM (CT) on Friday, April 10th at the Beltway Hippodrome in Washington DC

Bonus Match: Dwight Gym Debut Match
Humberto Ortega with Sarita Jean Watkins vs. Della Dwight with "Textbook" Tim Dwight and Daniel Ness

In a surprising showing, Della Dwight appeared with "Textbook" Tim Dwight and current Dwight Gym head trainer, Daniel Ness at ringside, taking on the Internationale's Humberto Ortega. Della and Ortega fought a back and forth match, with the Cuban national exhibiting his usual tranquilo philosophy and deceptively relaxed agility. Even with Sarita Jean Watkins jumping onto the apron to loudly lecture referee Junior Ellis on the evils of the patriarchy following a Dwight 450 splash, Della would not be deterred, and stuck to the basics, catching Ortega with a basic, but effective backslide to earn the win.

Main Event: The Loop Championship Bout
Blue Destiny(Jin Matsuda and Maki Yoshida)(ZIP Japan) vs. The Blue Notes(Big Robert Montgomery and Eiji "Jay Sato)

The reunited founders of the Blue Notes and WDR avoided defeat time and time again through the duration of this match, with Blue Destiny showing no mercy to their challengers, exhibiting the strength of the ZIP style. And yet, the Notes did not falter under the pressure, even managing to fight their way back into the match, in large part with a rough extended exchange on the outside, and just when it seemed that they could yet grasp victory out of the jaws of defeat, Jin Matsuda caught Robert Montgomery with a Codebreaker, too far away from the Notes's corner for Sato to make one last miracle save. Blue Destiny have once again strengthened their hold on The Loop, and at this point, it appears that no team can stop them from monopolizing the top spot in Wacker Drive.

Victorious Medal #1 Contender Match
Nishimura Endo vs. Tarkhan the Mangler

Whatever the expectations were for this match, Endo and Tarkhan entirely exceeded them in what has to be considered a match of the year contender. In a match that started out with Tarkhan slowly but surely dominating the brawling sequences, the two Worldwide Conquest members shifted from zero to a hundred in no time, trading their signature powerbombs, Endo sending Tarkhan to the outside after stealing the Mongol Buster, the Mongolian answering with harsh overhands and knee drops, busting Endo open in the clinch, but in the end, it would be one final powerbomb from Endo that would leave the Mangler mangled on the mat, out for the count. Nishimura Endo claimed his #1 Contendership, but at what cost for Worldwide Conquest?

The Destructive Duo(Crusher Honda and Wrecker Yamamoto) vs. The D-Train(Daunte Thomas and Freight Train McMichaelson)

A match that more than delivered on its promise, with the Destructive Duo doing what they do best, inflicting pain and harm upon their foes for over thirty minutes. But, while the D-Train often looked on the verge of defeat, even with Freight Train's infrequent, if impressive bursts of offence, it would be the D-Man, Daunte Thomas who would land a running superman punch on Wrecker Yamamoto to score an enormous win for the D-Team against the most feared team in L-Pro.

Mr. Moonsault vs. Astro Traveler

Could it be that Mr. Moonsault has lost a step? It didn't look so for much of this match, with the seven footer even pulling off a backflip on the top rope before leaping off with his signature attack at one point. But Astro Traveler had much to gain here, and a spectacular Astro Fly would catch Moonsault(making him do a front flip rather than his preferred backflip) and put him away for an astounding upset.

Rumika Hashi and Dean Bardo vs. NBNF(The X-Treme Kid and Emerald Santiago)

An excellent encounter that flowed smoothly for much of its length, NBNF demonstrating their solid teamwork, and both XTK and Santiago hitting many of their best moves, but Bardo and Hashi were more than up to the challenge, with the Professional's matwork and suplexes and Hashi's stiff kicks making the difference, with the latter landing a running corkscrew roundhouse on Santiago to score the win.

Yumi Yamaguchi(ZIP Japan) vs. Miss Bauhaus

While Miss Bauhaus showed some fighting spirit and tenacity, she was entirely out of her league against Blue Destiny's Yumi Yamaguchi, receiving multiple suplexes before taking the Angelic Driver electric chair driver on her way out.

Naoka Takemura and Kaede Kinoshita vs. White Hot(Keiko Maeda(Phoenix Rising) and Rei Hasegawa)

It seemed that the team of Takemura and Kinoshita was a team on paper only, with the two frequently demonstrating laughably awful dynamics throughout the match, with Takemura entering the ring to watch Kinoshita kick out of a pin, and breaking up dive attempts. And even so, the two consistently kept White Hot on their back foot, and in the end, it was the Kinoshita, the Stardust Angel who delivered a Stardust Press on Keiko Maeda for a solid win following a dysfunctional performance.

Preliminary Main Event: Victorious Medal Bout
G.P. Christopher(C) vs. ALEXANDER

ALEXANDER started out firing away from the opening bell, and while he had his moments, GPC demonstrated that he was simply on another level, taking everything his Greek-Japanese opponent had, and finishing him with the Destiny Driver, his trusty double underhook piledriver.

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Match of the Night: Endo vs. Tarkhan
-Unquestionably(other than for Digital Dave and his inexplicable rating) the best match of the night, and one of the best of the year thus far, with the two teammates unleashing terrible power and frightful violence in their competition for a title shot.

Performer of the Night: Astro Traveler
-A massive win over the towering Mr. Moonsault was the single most impressive result of the Cosmic Jazzman's career, and was the one bright spot in the night for the Blue Notes.

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Injury Report

Tarkhan the Mangler: Lumbar Spine Herniation (Two Month Minimum Medical Suspension)
-A horrendous powerbomb from Nishimura Endo resulted in a herniated disc for the Mongolian, and while two months could be sufficient to heal, there is the risk that surgery may yet be in Tarkhan's future if his back doesn't settle in on its own.

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ALEXANDER: <We have suffered several setbacks tonight. But the fight is not over! I was unable to take the Victorious Medal. One of our own has fallen in righteous combat. But the world was not conquered in a day!>

Tarkhan the Mangler: <My back is hurting very much! But my feelings are not hurt! It is what happens in battle. So, right here from the medical room, I pass my belt onto you, Nishimura! Carry it with pride!>

Nishimura Endo: <It is a great honor to do so.>

ALEXANDER: <And now you must also succeed where I merely laid the groundwork! Defeat GP Christopher!>

Endo: <He has our Medal. I did not inflict injury on a trusted ally to falter at this point.>

ALEXANDER: <Where we were three, we are temporarily down to two, but when those two are of the strength we possess, none can stand against us! We may lose the battle here and there, but we will win the war!>

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Daunte Thomas: Damn, if that wasn't a tough one!

Freight Train McMichaelson: Didn't think we had a chance!

Daunte: But we did it, we showed those two that the D-Train is still rolling!

Freight Train: Yeah, uh, now let's roll on, you know, back to the top! Let's get Blue Destiny! If we can, you know, beat Crusher and Wrecker, we can beat them!

Daunte: Verily, we shalt layeth a terrible thrashing upon their sorry asses!

Freight Train: We're Midway Monsters!

Daunte: We're Brooklyn's baddest!

Freight Train: And we're coming for you, Blue Destiny!

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Della Dwight: Whew. That was harder than I expected. Mainly because you two didn't do anything about Sarita running her mouth over there. And tossing chairs in the ring.

"Textbook" Tim Dwight: And yet, you were able to fend for yourself, and realized the fast pin would be the best pin. I think that lesson made it more than worthwhile.

Della: Really, dad. Tell him he's wrong, Daniel.

Daniel Ness: Nah. I don't have time for this. Bad enough I have to listen to my students running their mouths all the time. I'm not getting involved in your family squabbles. Screw that. You two fix your own problems.

Textbook: Anyway, since the camera's on over there, let's clear some things up. Della?

Della: Yeah, ok. So, I think there's a little confusion here? Some people think we signed with Wacker Drive. Not really. I'm making my decision between Wacker Drive and Santana Family Wrestling though, narrowing it down to those two. If I sign here, Daniel Ness and my Dad will be on my team, representing the Dwight Gym. And I'm going to wrestle one more match with SFW before I make my final call on this. I've put a lot of thought and effort into this choice, and I want to make sure I make the right decision. But one thing's for sure, if I sign here, I want a match with Sarita, right away.

[Senator Phillips]

Senatorial Office Rankings for April '20



1. Jean-Pierre Mutombo [Last Month: 14]
A triumphant return to form for JPM, who defeated Senator Steve Phillips and King Bemba to claim both the #1 and the Pan African Championship at once, and has been active and successful since returning to the top of the Office.

2. Senator Steve Phillips [Last Month: N/A]
An unprecedented retirement tour led the Office to give the fighting politician one more placement on the standings, even against the Senator's own advice.

3. Young Blood [Last Month: 13]
With crushing victories in defense of his PEWA Extreme title, Young Blood has looked nearly unstoppable as he ran rampant through the top end of the PEWA roster as of late, with Jack Fury, Tomas and Luke Powers all falling to the champ.

4. Salvador Sosa[Last Month: 7]
A spectacular win over Gorilla Power at Lariats #10 raised Sosa's profile a great deal, with the Rudo Army Commander demonstrating unearthly heart and fortitude on top of his formidable set of skills.

5. King Bemba [Last Month: 1]
The Destroyer may have lost most of his glory in the Office when Senator Steve Phillips eliminated him in a high stakes match, but Bemba remains a force to be reckoned with, especially in Pro Wrestling Revival, where he has grasped the Internet Championship with an iron hand.

6. Crusher Honda [Last Month: 10]
While Honda has mainly focused on tag action in Lightning Pro over the past months, her run of terror in CAWF was notable enough to score this placement, holding wins over most of the organization's women's division.

7. Felix Santana Jr. [Last Month: N/A]
Felix Santana Jr. has been a commanding presence around the Critical Alliance, scoring important wins over the likes of G.P. Christopher and Lucha POWER's Doctor Dorado, as he remains in high demand.

8. G.P. Christopher [Last Month: 2]
GPC's standing may be surprising to some, having fallen from the second spot, but he has still been a proud champion in L-Pro with wins over the Super Grey Machine and ALEXANDER.

9. Dangerous Nicholas Alger [Last Month: N/A]
DNA has won several big time matches during the time frame, defeating Rory Banner in a match with his Commisionership on the line, and winning the UCSS Openweight title from Thiago Gracie. Add to this a number of brutal knockout victories and Alger has had the best run of his entire career.

10. Gorilla Power [Last Month: N/A]
Demonstrating utter dominance and unreal athleticism as he set his sights on the Dominican Golden Championship, Gorilla Power obliterated the ultra-hyped New Humanity and came within moments of capturing his prize in a classic match with Salvador Sosa.

11: Felix Santana Sr. [Last Month: N/A]
The legendary patriarch of the Santana family earns this spot directly off his Lucha de Apuestas victory over fellow great, El Macho in Lucha POWER. Felix Senior has quickly found himself in a late career renaissance, putting on some of the best performances in his entire four decade run.

12. Thiago Gracie [Last Month: 6]
While the former two time UCSS Openweight champ lost his belt to Dangerous Nicholas Alger, Gracie's body of work since last November was still solid enough to keep him afloat.

13. Texas Rose [Last Month: N/A]
The Highway Outlaw Wrestling champion has looked impressive in the ring, with a solid title defense over Wrestle Parade's Scarlett Rose, and should feature strongly in the Highway Outlaw's future showings.

14. Tomas the Tiny Giant [Last Month: 9]
Tomas nearly missed this set of rankings, were it not for a fast, violent comeback win against Concrete Pete in Evergreen. His loss to Young Blood otherwise has diminished his standing by a good deal.

15. Nishimura Endo [Last Month: N/A]
With some strong showings as of late, Endo has risen up in L-Pro, with a crushing powerbomb on Tarkhan the Mangler setting him on a path towards title contention.



Bumped Off

#3. Lil' Lariato
#4. Colossus Rhodes
#5. Mina Fitsharris
#8. Downtown Lucy Brown
#11. Sir Vladimir Henry
#15. Wesley Rakoto

A list of names that have been bumped down, in many cases, by small margins. Lariato's losses to Doc Wyatt, Rhodes's general lack of consistency accounting for their departure, with Fitsharris almost certainly regaining her spot on the next list, and Rakoto never far due to his PWR showings.

Not Ever Happening
Stanford Bradley
'Nuff said.


Team Rankings

1. The Bingo Hall Mutants [Rampage Rage and Skullface Killah] [Last Month: 2]
Can't deny the current PEWA champs their spot, or their status as one of the most feared hardcore duos in the sport's history.

2. Black Star Cyclones [Esi Dogboe and Layla Al-Amin(Phoenix Rising)] [Last Month: N/A]
A new policy allows for teams including outsiders to stand on the rankings, so long as the team is at least 50% or more made up of Office members. As such, the Black Star Cyclones are a no-brainer entry upon the team rankings with their tournament victory that made them the first ever Pan African Tag champions.

3. D-Train [Daunte Thomas and Freight Train McMichaelson] [Last Month: N/A]
Thomas and McMichaelson have been solid as a rock as of late, and could well challenge for The Loop against Blue Destiny, a team which would currently dominate these rankings were they eligible.

4. The Roland Chang Trio [Roland Chang Senior, Roland Chang Junior and Roland Chang III] [Last Month: N/A]
The Roland Chang Trio have held onto the TIPWF Lone Star Trios belts with tenacity as of late, fending off multiple challenges from their arch-rivals, the EWO.

5. The Cruisers [Cruiser Conrad, Cruiser Jacobs and Cruiser Khan] [Last Month: N/A]
The Cruisers have quietly compiled a strong record since last November, winning a big match at PEWA 20 and demolishing fellow teams in Highway Outlaw Wrestling.


Bumped Off


#3. The Internationale [Joseph Harpo, Stakhonovite Warrior, Humberto Ortega and Sarita Jean Watkins]
#4. The Neon Knights [Supernaut, Holy Diver and Hija de Holy Diver]
#5. The Destructive Duo [Crusher Honda and Wrecker Yamamoto]

For the first time ever, the Neon Knights will not grace the team rankings in the Office, having slipped in quantity of bookings and quality of showings. The Internationale missed the spot off their losses, but remain popular, and the Destructive Duo remain fearsome, but have shown signs of weakness.

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Injury Report

*Tarkhan the Mangler - Injured his back from a Nishimura Endo powerbomb, will be out for at least two months.
*Yetunde Oya - Should have been on the injury list, but has a strange way of walking away from stuff that would sideline others for months
*Thiago Gracie - A cracked sternum from an Alger knee strike will keep Gracie out for several months.
*Jumpin' Jim Malone - A Roadhouse Massacre death valley bomb from Cruiser Jacobs shelved Malone for three months.
*Big Bubba Bob - Returned from a month's suspension following a Concrete Pete Cement Mixer at the Big Boy Bash.
*Tomas the Tiny Giant - Technically still suspended in the Office following a concussion and sprained neck thanks to Young Blood, but has been receiving outside bookings as of late and has shown no signs of injury.
*Anthony Kalb - Still serving a three month suspension thanks to Jean-Pierre Mutombo's Unifier brainbuster side slam breaking a rib.
*Rory Banner - Nearly done with a suspension given due to suffering a concussion from Dangerous Nicholas Alger's Dangerous Kick.(One might start believing that Alger truly does live up to his name based off this list.)
*"Textbook" Tim Dwight - Healed from his concussion and fractured collarbone suffered against Big Robert Montgomery.

[Senator Phillips]

The SWA returns once again to the Senatorial Streaming Service with a card headlined by a #1 contenders shot, the debut of Cherry Blossom Ikki on SWA programming, and a guest spot from none other than the Canadian Grizzly!


SWA: Anticipation
Friday, April 17th following the broadcast of All Time Boxing on our timeline, at the Doors of Perception in Los Angeles, CA

SWA Prestige Title #1 Contender Match
Cherry Blossom Ikki with Mikazuki vs. Takaya Hinomiya
The first appearance of the heralded Vale Tudo legend, Cherry Blossom Ikki, bringing Cider Gaming assistant spokeswoman, Mikazuki along to further his sponsorship presence, as he takes on the Quicksilver hybrid fighter, Takaya Hinomiya with the two looking to fight for a shot at Jose Santos and his SWA Prestige division title.

Bobby Bobby vs. "London Fog" Edward Joseph
The ragin' madman from the bayou will pit his reckless backwater swamp style against the refined English technical approach of Edward Joseph. Bobby Bobby is extremely popular with the SWA fanbase, although Joseph is well appreciated by many diehard fans, some of whom enjoy his mat based approach, and others who have sympathized with his backstory, looking for the former promoter to regain some degree of momentum in his professional life.

Allen Hawkins and Canadian Grizzly(Santana Family Wrestling) vs. Kizoku no Hanran(Fuji Akatsuki and Dai Fugo)
A battle between Canada and Japan will be fought in the middle of the card, as Allen Hawkins calls up on Santana Family Wrestling's avatar of the spirit of the Great North, Canadian Grizzly, to take on the Aristocratic Rebellion of Dai Fugo and Fuji Akatsuki. After a crushing loss to the Thunder Devils on a recent card, Kizoku no Hanran will be motivated to turn things around, while Hawkins and Grizzly have national pride on the line.

Blood Angel vs. Leonardo Pascual
The second match of the night for the members of the team of Renacimiento, with Leonardo Pascual seeking to outpace the Blood Angel, Roy Bennett. Pascual has already spoken out, calling Bennett a "pale shadow of the real renaissance." For his part, Blood Angel promised "to give the fans the match they deserve to see, and Leo the beating he deserves to receive."

John "Newface" Smith vs. Oliver Espadas
An opening match that should please the fans, with one half of Renacimiento, Oliver Espadas seeking to dominate the Newface, John Smith, using his high speed Lucharesu approach to overwhelm Smith's basic all around style.

[Senator Phillips]

A double dash of combat sports action will be presented on the Senatorial Streaming Service tonight, starting at 8:00 PM (CT)!

Starting off, All Time Boxing presents four bareknuckle battles pitting pugilists from the era of the London Prize Rules up against their gloved descendants, culminating in a battle between John L. Sullivan and Iron Mike Tyson! Following these bouts, Sandy Saddler will defend his ATB Lightweight title against the Old Master, Joe Gans in what should promise to be a true test of skill and grit!

The night's not over once the boxing's done, as the Spike Wrestling Association follows directly after with SWA: Anticipation, with both members of the Renaissance seeking to shine in singles competition, a high powered tag confrontation forging the Canadian Dream Team of Allen Hawkins and Santana Family Wrestling's Canadian Grizzly, a superb matchup putting the Bayou style of Bobby Bobby against the classical English style of Edward Joseph, and a main event bringing in the Vale Tudo Legend, Cherry Blossom Ikki to seek a SWA Prestige title shot, that is, if he can get past the Quicksilver attack of Takaya Hinomiya!

Catch it all on the Senatorial Streaming Service! www.twitch.tv/senatorphillips

[Senator Phillips]

A quick show for the SWA, with a number of one sided results and a surprising upset in the main event. Many thanks to everyone who showed up for the doubleheader on Friday!

RESULTS

SWA: Anticipation
Friday, April 17th following the broadcast of All Time Boxing on our timeline, at the Doors of Perception in Los Angeles, CA

Bonus Match: SWA Prestige Rules
"The Hentai" Baron Charles vs. Sam Blocks

The SWA crowd demanded The Hentai, and they got The Hentai. Unfortunately for Baron Charles, his choice of SWA Prestige rules was questionable at best, and his opponent, Sam Blocks was a nightmare for the MPW head honcho, with the Genocider only becoming more and more enraged following a stolen Genocide Smasher gutwrench pancake and multiple groin claw attempts, leading him to hit the Genocide Roller fireman carry roll into an elbow drop off the top for the finish.

SWA Prestige Title #1 Contender Match
Cherry Blossom Ikki with Mikazuki vs. Takaya Hinomiya

Ikki arrived with much fanfare and the coveted Cider Gaming sponsorship, but Takaya Hinomiya decided to give the Vale Tudo Legend a harsh welcoming to the SWA, beating him to the punch and catching him with a counter triangle choke to secure a #1 contender's chance.

Bobby Bobby vs. "London Fog" Edward Joseph

A quality match that showcased the methodical cruelty of Edward Joseph, with the Englishman frequently trying to break down Bobby Bobby's limbs, but the Madman from the Bayou is not one of the most popular members of the SWA roster for nothing, and the Louisiana native fired back with leg drops off the top rope and several Bayou Cutters to take the win.

Allen Hawkins and Canadian Grizzly(Santana Family Wrestling) vs. Kizoku no Hanran(Fuji Akatsuki and Dai Fugo)

The Canadian Dream Team gave it their all, but the power of Fuji Akatsuki was just too much, surviving multiple snap neckbreakers from Hawkins only to finish him off with an iron claw.

Blood Angel vs. Leonardo Pascual

Blood Angel was out to shut Leonardo Pascual's mouth, and he accomplished this task with a Shock Driver Crash that put the cocky Pascual down for the count and then some. Utterly brutal finish to a decidedly one sided bout.

John Smith vs. Oliver Espadas

Newface Smith completely nullified Espadas's speed and agility here, not just outpowering, but even landing more off the top rope, before a Newface Powerbomb finished the match.

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Match of the Night: Bobby Bobby vs Edward Joseph
-No questions here, as this was by far the most competitive match of the night, with Bobby and Joseph both bringing the fight here.

Performer of the Night: Takaya Hinomiya
-A remarkable showing for an individual who perhaps rightfully considers himself the overlooked man in the Prestige division. Defeating a high profile opponent in Cherry Blossom Ikki and earning a title shot should serve as a remedy for his status in any case.

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Injury Report

Leonardo Pascual: Concussion (Three Month Medical Suspension)
Blood Angel showed no mercy with his Shock Driver Crash, his Pole Shift Flowsion version, as he drove Pascual's head into the mat, inflicting a concussion on the impact. Expect Oliver Espadas to have to fend for himself over the next three months as Pascual recovers now.

[Senator Phillips]

PEWA x Highway Outlaw Wrestling: Reign of Blood
8:00 PM (CT) on Friday, April 24th at the Beltway Hippodrome in Washington, DC

Main Event: PEWA Extreme Title Bout
Young Blood(C) vs. Mina Fitsharris
This may well be the last, best hope for the PEWA to wrest the Extreme title from Young Blood's reign of terror. Fed up with the champion's brash, disrespectful ways, Mina Fitsharris has challenged for the belt, with the full support of the locker room her fellow Wild Women. Should she pull off the victory, this would serve as the biggest win of Fitsharris's already-accomplished career. However, many might believe that Fitsharris should focus more on survival than victory, with Young Blood having shown the capability and the will to inflict injury upon high level opposition.

Ruler of the Road Title Bout
Texas Rose(C) vs. Annie Chang
With their combined show, the Highway Outlaws and the PEWA have agreed to run two crossover title matches, with Texas Rose putting her Highway Outlaw Wrestling title up against Annie Chang of the PEWA. While Chang, representing the third generation of her family in the business alongside her brother, Roland Chang III of the TIPWF, has shown spirit and courage, her record has not matched her desire. A victory over Rose would supercharge her carer, but the Pinup Roughneck of the Highway Outlaws will be a difficult challenge even for an on form opponent, as Scarlett Rose learned in her last defense.

PEWA Extreme Tag Title Bout
The Bingo Hall Mutants(Rampage Rage and Skullface Killah) vs. The Cruisers(Crusher Jacobs and Cruiser Conrad)
The first of the two crossover title matches, with the Cruisers looking to once again compete for the PEWA Extreme Tag titles against a pair of old rivals in the current champs, the Bingo Hall Mutants. Both the Mutants and the Cruisers can be considered the heart and soul of their respective organizations, both with decades of experience in the game, both with a hardbitten toughness that has carried them through many battles and rivalries. A win for the Cruisers should be considered a major upset at this point, but the Cruisers, even now, cannot be completely written off.

Fat Burner Debut Match
The Equalizer vs. Fat Burner
The Equalizer has been well known to serve as the ultimate gatekeeper for the Highway Outlaws, a role not unlike his old one as a super bouncer. The route to the Ruler of the Road generally goes through him. This time, however, his opponent, Fat Burner is a foe like none other, a former rugby player turned wrestler turned fitness fanatic, having returned to the ring.

Juliette Erving and CiCi Reno(OASIS) vs. PEWA's Most Hated(Jeremy Wylde and Jeffery Janson)
A solid return to the PEWA for the Most Hated has taken place since PEWA 20, and the two now look to take on the two members of the Wild Women not otherwise preoccupied by title challenges. Erving and Reno will undoubtedly provide a difficult night for Janson and Wylde, who might possibly earn a shot at the Extreme Tag titles with a victory here.

The Ritual of the Flame(The Cremator, Beatriz, Bath Salts Zombie and Zanca) vs. Hobo Harry, Jayne Payne, P-Dogg and Skurai
A ragtag alliance will line up behind Hobo Harry to face the Ritual of the Flame as they once again seek to set the PEWA alight. Jayne Payne could well be the wildcard for her team, having shown remarkable fortitude the last time around, facing both Cruisers on her own after Jim Malone's injury.

X-KIRA vs. Stu the Blue
This opener should bring the fireworks as X-KIRA brings his raspy shouts and light tube swinging ways against Everton's own, Stu Bakewell. Stu the Blue's ever-bitter hooligan ways could challenge X-KIRA in an unorthodox manner, with solid athleticism and speed matching his desire to inflict pain.

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Hobo Harry: I didn't wanna do it, but somethin' had to be done. Cremator, you bastard, you set a fire in my favorite dumpster! Made it burn for hours! You burnt my pallet town down, too! And my tent! And why? Some damn fool ritual worship of makin' things burn? Tryin' get me to see what you see in the fire? Guess what, I don't see what you see! All I see is someone who needs to get smashed into the mat with a Hobosault!

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The Cremator: Hobo Harry, for over twenty years, one of the most respected names in wrestling. But why is he so respected? He is nothing but a vagrant, living the life of a transient wastrel. This is the man who is treated as a legend, as a mentor? It was a correction of nature for me to bring the Ritual of the Flame to his natural environment, a demonstration on how the Ritual is a cleansing force, the fire can burn away the impurities, the flame can melt the imperfections. And Friday, the fans will see that Hobo Harry and anyone unfortunate to stand by him, will stand in the crucible and they will experience the full wrath of the Ritual of the Flame! And when it is all over, all that is left, will be all that could withstand!

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Fat Burner: They called me Nate Burrell, they called me Big Body Burrell, but now you can call me Fat Burner! I'm here to show you all that you, too can erase the waist and go from obese to outstanding! I lost over a hundred pounds when I was down and out! And now I'm going to share my techniques with the wrestling world, one opponent at a time! Step into the ring with me, and check the scale afterwards, you won't be disappointed!

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The Equalizer: Don't care who I'm facing. I do what I do, that's all. Ring, bar, ring in a bar, all the same to me, no matter what shitheads try to take me on. I got nothing else to say.

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Texas Rose: Last week, I had a hell of a challenge from another Rose of the Road, Scarlett from the Hounds of Abbadon. She gave me her best shot, and this time around, I saw my opening and I took it. Now, I have Annie Chang this week, and I'm sure she's tough and she's got that Roland Chang heritage to run from, but I'll be honest. She doesn't have what it takes...yet. Doesn't mean I'm going to take it easy on her, but I don't expect her to challenge me like Scarlett did. I won my belt the hard way, I fought the toughest men around, in the toughest bars in the country. I know they all saw me as just a pretty face and a hot body. But I showed them that you can turn their fight into a wrestling match, and if you can take their best shot and still stand up, you can take the fight out of those old men like you wouldn't believe. You haven't done that yet. And I don't think you hit like Cruiser Jacobs, you don't twist people's spines like the Equalizer, and you damn sure don't have my skill...not yet. So, little girl, go ahead, you got your shot, make the best of it.

Texas: But while you do that, I want Scarlett Rose at ringside watching this, I want her to see that I get better every time I get out there. I want her to know that just because I beat her once, doesn't mean I think it's automatic the second time. Someone like her, she learns too. And that makes me excited. Because if I can beat her again, that doesn't just elevate my career. That makes the Ruler of the Road that much more important. That makes Highway Outlaw Wrestling that much stronger. I want this, and I want this a lot. Come see just how much, when you see what I do against Annie, here.

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Juliette Erving: You better not get yourself hurt badly out there, don't let that happen, Mina. That happens, and I don't know what I'll do with myself.

Kevin Fitsharris: You know what I think about this.

Juliette: We both care, I mean, I care more...

Kevin: Hey!

Juliette: No, really, I'm just saying, you have a lot of people who're scared for you here, ain't that right, Annie, CiCi?

Annie Chang: Yeah.

CiCi Reno, for her part, just nods along.

Juliette: We've seen what that ink faced dickhead does to people. And we're all scared. We're all...

Mina Fitsharris: Enough! You know who should be scared right now? You two! Because if you get in my way when I'm heading to rip Young Blood apart, piece by piece for everything he's done to the PEWA, to my wrestling home, I promise, you'll get a piece of what he gets! And you're sleeping on the couch afterwards, Kevin!

Juliette: Um...

Mina: Don't say it!

Juliette: That means I get the bed with you, right?

Mina: Ugh.

Juliette: You didn't say no.

Mina: Now I am saying no! No! No! NO!

Kevin: Sorry...heh...can't help...hahaha!

Mina: Some husband you are. And that's not an opening, Juliette!

Kevin: But seriously, it's good we can joke, because we can't be all worked up like this. You picked this fight, and we got your back. I don't like seeing my wife go up against this guy, but if anyone can do it, you can.

Juliette: I promise if you don't kick his ass all over that ring, I'll try to do it too. And nobody wants to see what happens when I try to do that, so take care of this before I have to, alright?

Kevin: And if I have to take my shot at him...

Juliette: Nah, not gonna have to, Mina's gonna get this all wrapped up Friday, right?

Mina: Damn straight I am.

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Young Blood: I'm fucking bored. I beat everyone who was supposed to be worth a damn. I buried their asses six feet deep. Now they're gonna throw the shitty retreads and the stupid bitches at me. They tell me I'm one bad move away from being forced to quit. But none of these douchebags can do shit to me! They're all wannabees and old ass fossils! Mina? She's a joke! Only thing people remember about her is she was in two hour long matches and shit. All that says to me is that she hits like a little pansy. Her old man is a desk sitting dweeb, her stupid girlfriend she tries to hide is even more of a joke than she is, I just can't make myself care about this shit.

Blood: So, when I break little Mina in two, don't come crying to me. I'm done with this. Anyone wants a shot after her, it ain't gonna be some bitch made PEWA loser. I'm opening this up outside, to whatever's left out there! Anyone out there think they got a chance, come get your fuckin' chance! Jersey, Portland, San Fran, I don't give a shit where you come from, just give me a reason to keep fighting! Because if not, I might as well throw this belt in the trash where it belongs!

[Senator Phillips]

My Interview with Anthony Kalb
By Maxwell McNally

I cannot say how much I prefer conducting my interviews in person, but if I can only catch the Chairman of the Senatorial Office through a teleconference, then I will bite the bullet and avoid letting the perfect become the enemy of the good. And I was glad I did so, because this ended up being a worthwhile use of my time, and I hope for Mr. Kalb's time as well.

Maxwell McNally: Anthony! I thank you for having the patience with me as I figured out this newfangled technology, but the picture is clear and your voice, equally so.

Anthony Kalb: It's good to see you, Maxwell.

Maxwell: And you as well. It seems that you are sitting up a bit straighter than the last time we spoke.

Kalb: Yeah, my rib's feeling better, not gonna step in the ring just yet, though. Not that I need to, I made my point, I went in there with JPM, and I didn't back down. No regrets. Took my shot at the #1 and, well, made Jean-Pierre look great, I guess.

Maxwell: So, it's been a little while now since you took this position, tell me what the job feels like now.

Kalb: Um, there's part of me that doesn't quite believe I'm really in charge here, I think it's because things have moved so fast. Jumped into the job, got the Board to sign off on my main points, haven't had to manage any issues yet. That's a big win for me. The Office is still running, maybe even smoother than it did before, no offence to Sennie. But we've undertaken a long term consolidation project, one that I've wanted to approach for a while, and it almost surprises me how well it's worked up to this point.

Maxwell: So, I figure you want to talk about that project. Do elaborate, if you don't mind.

Kalb: Well, I have to actually give credit to a person I don't want to mention here.

Maxwell: I believe I know whom you speak of.

Kalb: Midas Matthews. He wanted to smoosh multiple Affiliates together in the past, letting a few larger feds absorb the rest. But as bad as that would have been, there was a positive element to the idea. As I saw it, the Affiliates all had to wait too long before getting their chance in the spotlight. Furthermore, some of our feds had natural affiliations with each other, but never had a chance to exercise them, being placed around the nation, around the globe. So, my idea, was that we partner several affiliates together for a show, and let them work together for a program. It reminds me of the old Office Party shows we used to hold, that I always wanted to bring back. But I knew that wouldn't work for the Affiliates, who would lose their branding if I did that. So I found the compromise. PEWA and Highway Outlaw Wrestling already had deep connections, that one made perfect sense. TIPWF and Santana Family Wrestling have some similar roots for some of their talent, and had some interaction. Wacker Drive and L-Pro seems like a bit of a stretch to say the least, but they've worked nicely. Pan Africa and UCSS have some crossover talent, but those are probably the most difficult shows to manage of the four, with the vastly different styles. All in all, it works, though.

Maxwell: So far, we've seen the whole cycle run through in a month's time. I notice that there have been more championship matches occurring reguarly on the shows as of late. I take it that has been by design.

Kalb: Yeah, I spoke with the Board and we agreed that with the current direction, we're not going to be doing too many Lariats and Legislators shows anymore, just a few times a year at the most, but in return, we're going to try to make every show count that much more, with titles regularly on the line, big matchups being set up for the next month and such. There's more continuity than before as a result, and it's gone a long way in giving each show a more important feel.

Maxwell: I can't argue with that. Now, for the off week after you go through the cycle, you have shown either Golden Touch Promotions or the SWA, how's your relationship been with those organizations?

Kalb: As Sennie would say, "splendid." The SWA has stepped up big time and given us some premium content for the shows they allow us to stream. Golden Touch, well, you know my opinion of Midas, but I'll say that their last show was excellent, the Big Boy Bash, again, credit where credit's due, Midas can book a match that people want to see. But back to the SWA, I think they've been as pleased as we've been to expand that relationship, sending us some of their talent for some shows, and I know Canadian Grizzly was on their last one. I'm hoping that continues.

Maxwell: I'd like that as well. Now, just a few more questions before we sever this digital connection. First, I want to ask a specific question about this Friday's main event. As is generally known, Mina Fitsharris is a close friend of yours, and will be facing a man whom I believe to be the single most dangerous individual on the entire Senatorial Office roster. How do you feel about that?

Kalb: Honestly, I hate it. But I put myself in Mina's place, and there's no chance in Hell I'd want someone to pull me away from that match. Fitsy would want me to do that, but I can't step in. Talked to Biff Taylor and he's got the same mixed feelings, doesn't like seeing Young Blood rip through his roster, but thinks Mina has the best chance at beating him, so he's going to run it. Then I have to start thinking about giving Young Blood a shot at the Number One, but letting him represent the Office is something I don't really like. Jean-Pierre isn't going to fear him, though, that's for sure.

Maxwell: Fair enough. Finally, I want to ask if you have spoken with Senator Phillips and I think we'd all like to hear what his thoughts are on the current direction of the Office.

Kalb: Of course, I've spoken with Sennie, but we have a rule in place, we don't bring up anything from the last week in wrestling. We talk more politics than wrestling, but he's happy with the way the Office is going.

Maxwell: Well, thank you for spending a little of your time with me, and I hope we can do this again sooner than later.

[importANT]

Not gonna lie, Young Blood vs Jean-Pierre Mutombo sounds like an awesome match up. I'm still gonna root for Mina, though.

[faulknasty]

Apr 23, 2020 11:10:54 GMT importANT said:

Not gonna lie, Young Blood vs Jean-Pierre Mutombo sounds like an awesome match up. I'm still gonna root for Mina, though.

I just want Young Blood to lose somehow. Maybe another match with Masked Maniac IV.

[importANT]

Apr 23, 2020 16:49:08 GMT faulknasty said:

Apr 23, 2020 11:10:54 GMT importANT said:

Not gonna lie, Young Blood vs Jean-Pierre Mutombo sounds like an awesome match up. I'm still gonna root for Mina, though.

I just want Young Blood to lose somehow. Maybe another match with Masked Maniac IV.

Man, wouldn't that be a great story? Young Blood finally losing to the one who almost ended his career.

[Senator Phillips]

www.twitch.tv/senatorphillips

A triple title challenge up tonight on the Senatorial Streaming Service with the PEWA and Highway Outlaw Wrestling rolling into action! Young Blood defends his PEWA Extreme title against the determined Mina Fitsharris! Texas Rose puts the Ruler of the Road on the line against the PEWA's Annie Chang! And the head honchos of Highway Outlaw Wrestling, Cruiser Conrad and Cruiser Jacobs take their shot at the Bingo Hall Mutants and their PEWA Extreme Tag titles! And if that wasn't enough, you get the debut of Fat Burner and all the hardcore extreme bloodletting bar brawling deathmatch action you can handle! Be there at 8:00 PM (CT)!!

[Senator Phillips]

A night of matches that was as entertaining as anything the Office has done this year, highlighted by an amazing tag match between Juliette Erving and CiCi Reno against the PEWA's Most Hated, a Ruler of the Road title defense and TWO PEWA Extreme title bouts.

RESULTS

PEWA x Highway Outlaw Wrestling: Reign of Blood
8:00 PM (CT) on Friday, April 24th at the Beltway Hippodrome in Washington, DC

Bonus Match: Cruiser Khan vs. Veronika Armstrong(Evergreen)

And yet, the night was still not quite over, as an irate Cruiser Khan was heard to grumble backstage, profanely shouting for a match "before I fucking die!"

Enter Veronika Armstrong. The visiting Evergreen performer was more than happy to enter the ring with Khan, and took the fight to her elder foe, chucking him out of the ring at one point, and engaging in multiple weapon duels. It would be back in the ring, though, where she would plant Khan into the mat with her signature Mercykiller double underhook piledriver to knock the irascible biker out for good to take the win.

Bonus Match: PEWA Extreme Title Bout
Young Blood(C) vs. Masked Maniac IV

Following the main event, the Masked Maniac IV appeared in the entrance way, and issued a challenge to Young Blood. Before he could make his way to the ring, a befuddled Tracy Finn wandered out into the ringside area and wandered back to the backstage area, for what that's worth.

As it was, Masked Maniac IV made the very most of his chance, immediately putting Young Blood on his back heel, consistently landing counter shots on the champ, and started gaining more and more cheers as he survived the Blood Drive small package driver, and several frog splashes, fighting through fatigue and damage to do so. He returned with his signature DDT and gained another near fall with an inside cradle, but Young Blood had had enough at that point, landing the Last Will and Testament dead center to once again retain the PEWA Extreme title for the second time of the night, in a match that surprisingly outdid the first title defense.

Main Event: PEWA Extreme Title Bout
Young Blood(C) vs. Mina Fitsharris

This match started out methodically, with Mina drawing blood relatively early, and neither side taking any risks. However, as the match went along, Young Blood simply took over as he often does, hitting the Last Will and Testament in the ropes and then unleashing a hailstorm of headdrops culminating in his high angle piledriver for a crushing victory. At the very least, Fitsharris and her friends and family can take solace in the fact that she was able to walk away from this one, with everything but her pride intact.

Ruler of the Road Title Bout
Texas Rose(C) with Scarlett Rose vs. Annie Chang

Wrestle Parade's Scarlett Rose was at ringside for this one, and was treated to an entertaining match, with Annie Chang taking several big brainbusters early on, but then exceeding expectations, pushing the champ to her limit, and forcing Texas Rose to settle for a rollup counter win. A moral victory for Chang, performing well in the highest profile match of her career, with a title on the line, and Raymond Allen Fleming refereeing.

PEWA Extreme Tag Title Bout
The Bingo Hall Mutants(Rampage Rage and Skullface Killah) vs. The Cruisers(Crusher Jacobs and Cruiser Conrad)

A rivalry as old as the PEWA itself, with the Cruisers taking the fight to their old opponents, dropping Skullface onto a board, head first, and keeping a brisk pace. However, the Mutants were simply too much for the Highway Outlaw leaders, with both Mutants landing chokeslams down the stretch, and a Splash of Rage off the top rope leading to Rampage pinning Cruiser Conrad.

Fat Burner Debut Match
The Equalizer vs. Fat Burner

A relatively low key match following the astounding tag match that preceded it, with the Equalizer methodically breaking down Fat Burner in his debut and putting him away with a standing arm triangle choke.

Juliette Erving and CiCi Reno(OASIS) vs. PEWA's Most Hated(Jeremy Wylde and Jeffery Janson)

This was not meant to be a featured match of the night, with the leftovers of the Wild Women up against the team the entire rest of the roster hates. And yet, this undoubtedly ended up becoming an instant classic, with both teams throwing the kitchen sink at each other. Jeffery Janson landed bursts of offence on both opponents, looking every bit the former champion that is is in doing so. CiCi Reno blasted Janson out of the ring with the most powerful kendo stick shot on record. Janson landed another burst of offence, leading to a doomsday somersault senton attack from Jeremy Wylde on Reno. And then, Reno and Erving managed to keep the Most Hated at bay as the time ran out, leading to an incredible forty five minute draw that ended in emphatic cheers from the crowd at hand, perhaps the first time ever that Janson and Wylde ever received such a reaction in a PEWA ring.

The Ritual of the Flame(The Cremator, Beatriz, Bath Salts Zombie and Zanca) vs. Hobo Harry, Jayne Payne, P-Dogg and Skurai

This match was every bit the psychotic brawl it was expected to be, but as crazy as the Bath Salts Zombie is, he might have found his match in Jayne Payne, who dispatched him emphatically with a Payne Train axe bomber, knocking the junkie out with a crushing blow.

X-KIRA vs. Stu the Blue

Stu, to his credit, took the fight to X-KIRA from the start, even landing the diving Cantona Kick, but as the match went on, the Japanese deathmatch veteran tightened up his defense against the Everton ultra, and finished him off with back to back repetitions of the Final Powerbomb.

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Match of the Night: Erving and Reno vs. PEWA's Most Hated
-An easy call, with the two teams reaching an epic 45 minute draw that was almost universally well-received, stealing the show with multiple spectacular spots and a relentless pace that never let up, even into the final minute. This must be considered in the Match of the Year considerations.

Performer of the Night: Young Blood
-Much as one hates to admit it, the PEWA Extreme champ did defend his title twice in one night, eliminating his final serious threat in the first one, and avenging the most notable loss of his career in the second.

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Injury Report

Bath Salts Zombie: Unknown (Medical staff did not check)
-The Zombie was knocked out by Jayne Payne's Payne Train axe bomber, but soon got up afterwards, and refused medical treatment. For their part, the medical staff refused medical treatment, as well, preferring not to deal with the erratic Zombie.

Cruiser Khan: Possible Concussion (Two Month Medical Suspension)
-Yet another case of an entirely untreatable individual, with Khan attacking the medics as they attempted to help him to the back, following a Mercykiller double underhook piledriver from Veronika Armstrong only stopping by a camera to utter "I'm in frackin' love." Even so, the Senatorial Office medical staff estimated a likely concussion and issued a two month suspension to the Cruiser.