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Post by OrochiGeese on Mar 27, 2019 21:02:43 GMT
Battle of the Lariats RYOMA(Og-FPD) vs. Lil’ Lariato(TIPWF)A battle between one of the most respected veterans in the business and a rapidly rising star in Lariato. Lil’ Lariato is no stranger to competing in Japan, having competed in ZIP Japan’s Super Z Cup, while RYOMA may have an even further trip back after competing in SUPER NOVA. The Senatorial Office has issued this match with a warning that it will not be held responsible if any enthusiasts use this match as the basis for a drinking game based off the number of lariats that are thrown in this bout. The "Lagavulin Lariat" game 🥃 This should be an awesome match!! I love the comment about RYOMA having a long trip back from Super NOVA too, LOL. I think he has to cross time and space to get to this event! The more contentious negotiations, however, came with the RYOMA vs. Lariato bout, which was going to receive the prestigious opening “preliminary main event” spot, showcasing a top Office star and a legendary outsider as a courtesy. However, it is alleged that G.P. Christopher was enraged, threatening to sit out the show, and the next entire tour if he was taken off his preferred position on the card. As such, GPC and Simba Mufasa remain in the opening spot while RYOMA and Lariato will be bumped further up the card. Christopher, once noted for his willingness to go along with any booking or conditions, has become increasingly tricky to work with, with his contentious departure from the PEWA as prime evidence. Kazuo: "Imma let you finish Christopher but RYOMA deserves that spot. I guess the G.P. stands for Grand Pus-" RYOMA: "Enough." Kazuo: "I was gonna say Pus-bag." RYOMA: "You most certainly were not." Kazuo: "...Imma let you finish RYOMA but-" *LARIAT* |
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Post by Senator Phillips on Mar 29, 2019 15:19:19 GMT
A reminder that Lightning Pro runs tonight at 8:00 PM CT, a proper tour concluding event featuring talent provided by Firehawk, JJB, Geese and Xemyr, a veritable smorgasbord of professional wrestling!
Two big time title bouts, with Nishimura Endo defending against the rampaging Mongolian menace(and frequent Japanese game show participant), Tarkhan the Mangler, the Destructive Duo looking to destroy the Apocalyptic Warriors, and perhaps also take their tag titles, and much, much more!
Updated card is posted below.
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Lightning Strike in Kyoto! (3-29-2019)
Friday, March 29 at 8:00 PM (CT) at the Kyoto Central Gymnasium in Kyoto, Japan
Main Event: Victorious Medal Championship Bout
Nishimura Endo(c) vs. Tarkhan the Mangler
Victorious Team Medal Championship Bout
Apocalyptic Warriors(Masa Tokugawa and Ai Tanaka)(C) vs. The Destructive Duo(Crusher Honda and Wrecker Yamamoto)
ALEXANDER vs. Kyle Anderson(Phoenix Rising)
Battle of the Lariats
RYOMA(Og-FPD) vs. Lil’ Lariato(TIPWF)
”Stardust Angel” Kaede Kinoshita vs. “Soaring Sparrow” Rumika Hashi
”The Outlaw” Sam Hall vs. "The Brainbuster Kid" Stephen Keene(Independent)
Muscle Machines(Gary Gear and Adonis Avery Alexander) vs. Kosuke “Choppu” Arai and Yuriko Masamune
Preliminary Main Event
G.P. Christopher vs. Simba Mufasa(AAW)
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Post by Senator Phillips on Mar 30, 2019 15:21:43 GMT
RESULTS Lightning Strike in Kyoto! (3-29-2019) Friday, March 29 at 8:00 PM (CT) at the Kyoto Central Gymnasium in Kyoto, Japan Main Event: Victorious Medal Championship Bout Nishimura Endo(c) vs. Tarkhan the Mangler  Nishimura Endo is clearly the most underrated member of the entire Senatorial Office network. While Tarkhan the Mangler brought his best in this match, landing Mongolian Busters, Fisherman brainbusters, diving knees, kicks and splashes, and some thunderous strikes, Endo endured them all, staying in the match against a younger, larger opponent, and took the win off a determined running kick that could be felt all the way back in Mongolia. Tremendous win, and match. Victorious Team Medal Championship Bout Apocalyptic Warriors(Masa Tokugawa and Ai Tanaka)(C) vs. The Destructive Duo(Crusher Honda and Wrecker Yamamoto)  A marathon bout, in part due to both teams seeming to have no sense of ring positioning, and partly due to the utter tenacity of both sides. Wrecker Yamamoto particuarly seemed intent on smashing the neck of Masa Tokugawa, even hitting Masa with his own signature kick combination, forcing Ai Tanaka to pick up the slack for long periods of time. As the match went on, a feeling of dread lingered over the match, with it becoming obvious that someone was not going to walk away on their own power. While the threat of Crusher Honda loomed perpetually through the match, so did the danger of the Apocaylpse Knee, and a toss-up setup for the Knee led to the absolute obliteration of Honda to gain a stunning victory. ALEXANDER vs. Kyle Anderson(Phoenix Rising)  The first Match of the Night candidate, with Anderson showing an incredible degree of resiliancy, surviving multiple Gordian Drops and even a breathtaking avalanche tombstone before opening up his own arsenal and sending ALEXANDER out of the ring with a big German suplex. In the end, the Conquering Ace managed to hit a big spinning tombstone to close out an incredibly competitive and undeniably entertaining bout. Battle of the Lariats RYOMA(Og-FPD) vs. Lil’ Lariato(TIPWF)  We all expected lariats. We all got them. Or at least, RYOMA and Lariato got plenty of them. Lil' Lariato clearly had something to prove here, showing the crowd, and Kazuo Saji at ringside that his relentless approach could make up for his lack of size, finishing the legend with a flurry of battering arms. ”Stardust Angel” Kaede Kinoshita vs. “Soaring Sparrow” Rumika Hashi  A routine showing for these two, which means that this was a fast paced non stop calvalcade of kicks and agile techniques from start to finish. Hashi was clearly superior, and several moonsault double stomps earned her the win. ”The Outlaw” Sam Hall vs. "The Brainbuster Kid" Stephen Keene(Independent)  There were high expectations for this bout. However, many of them had to be thrown out the window when Stephen Keene hit Sam Hall with an early inverted brainbuster. At that point, the Texan outcast shifted from his normal pacing into a tenacious survival mode, focusing at all costs to avoid another brainbuster. Alas, it was all for naught, as Keene endured every cheap shot in the book to focus in and land one more, twenty minutes later to take the win. An impressive showing for the independent prospect. Muscle Machines(Gary Gear and Adonis Avery Alexander) vs. Kosuke “Choppu” Arai and Yuriko Masamune  The Muscle Machines never seemed to be in trouble here, even taking the time to flex around and mess around with their veteran foes. Gary Gear's Anabolic Bomb nearly drove Kosuke Arai through the mat. Preliminary Main Event G.P. Christopher vs. Simba Mufasa(AAW)  GPC demanded it, and he got to keep his match in the "preliminary main event" slot...only to be outworked by Simba Mufasa, a man who perhaps embodies Christopher's previous approach better than his current incarnation. Simba's matwork was the deciding factor in keeping him in the game and keeping GPC off balance, but a diving rana pin snagged the win. --- Match of the Night: Nishimura Endo vs. Tarkhan the Mangler -An incredibly tough call, with ALEXANDER vs Anderson and the tag title bout both right up there in terms of quality, but the feel good ending of the Endo match notched it above the other two by the slightest margin. Performer of the Night: Masa Tokugawa -Knocking Crusher Honda into another dimension with the Apocayplse Knee tends to set one up for this award. --- Injury Report Sam Hall: Possible Concussion (One month medical suspension) - Hall was clearly not in his right mind after taking a harsh inverted brainbuster from Stephen Keene, and while he seemed uninjured on the surface, the Office medical staff recommended that he sit out a month of competition to be sure. Crusher Honda: Definite Concussion (Three month medical suspension) - Masa Tokugawa introduced Honda to her own personal Apocaylpse with his trademark knee, leaving the fearsome wrestler sprawled out on the mat. It is highly recommended that Honda not compete until she is cleared again. |
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Post by Senator Phillips on Mar 30, 2019 15:24:31 GMT
Also, because I don't do this enough, a special thanks to Firehawk, JJB, Xemyr and Geese for their edits and for everyone who showed up and supported the show. It means a ton to me that I don't have to run this stuff in a vacuum.
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Post by TheDenizen on Apr 1, 2019 3:48:30 GMT
Apologies for missing this, I was out of town Friday, but I did catch most of it on VOD.
Masa Tokugawa is TERRIFYING.
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Post by OrochiGeese on Apr 1, 2019 6:01:21 GMT
Also, because I don't do this enough, a special thanks to Firehawk, JJB, Xemyr and Geese for their edits and for everyone who showed up and supported the show. You are very welcome! Thank you and the other streamers around here for doing more to keep my characters relevant than I have done recently. I very much appreciate RYOMA being booked on this event! It means a ton to me that I don't have to run this stuff in a vacuum. Saji: "Yeah, running things in a vacuum really sucks." *Facepalm*Apologies for missing this, I was out of town Friday, but I did catch most of it on VOD. Masa Tokugawa is TERRIFYING. Same here. I'm really sorry that I missed the show. I'm butt this year on being able to attend streams. I get all hyped up for the shows and am usually pretty good being able to get on the boards like once every two days but my stream attendance would be legitimate grounds for Fire Promoter scolding me 😀 |
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Post by LankyLefty17 on Apr 1, 2019 17:24:24 GMT
The Monitor has obtained a prepared statement from Virgil Wyatt, that was expected to be released later today...
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Post by Senator Phillips on Apr 2, 2019 16:47:03 GMT
Rumors have flared surrounding the PEWA's spending following the departure of Mexican Lucha Extrema superstar Itzcoatl Hernandez. As such, multiple mystery debuts will occur on PEWA: Infusion, along with two #1 Contender bouts and an insane Crew Carnage match in the main event featuring Tomas and some Pan African talent. ---  PEWA: InfusionFriday, April 5th at the Halcyon Ballroom, Philadelphia, PA, following ZIP Japan Main Event: Crew Carnage Match Tomas the Tiny Giant, Yetunde Oya(Pan African Wrestling) and Victor Van Banning vs. Sir Vladimir Henry, Heidi Karnstein and King Bemba(Pan African Wrestling)A Crew Carnage match consists of a three on three or four on four elimination tornado match. Everyone is legal at all times. In this match, the eternal feud between Van Banning and Henry continues, with the two Englishmen facing off with some high powered allies. PEWA Extreme champion Tomas stands with Van Banning, as well as the Vodou priestess of Benin and confounding submission master, Yetunde Oya. For Vladimir Henry, his usual sidekick and lover Heidi Karnstein prepares to wreak havoc, as does the Destroyer from Uganda, the imposing King Bemba. PEWA Extreme Title #1 Contender’s Bout Jack Fury vs. Mystery OpponentHaving proclaimed that 2019 would serve as the last year of his career, Jack Fury has set his sights on winning the PEWA title one more time in the organization’s twentieth year anniversary. He will get a chance to do so, as long as he is able to defeat one of the debuting mystery opponents. Bath Salts Zombie vs. Loco Dixon(Warrior Pro)Everyone knows Loco Dixon is a few marbles short of a full set. Everyone knows that Bath Salts Zombie never had any marbles to begin with. Therefore, the combination of crazy in this match should make for a bloody spectacle worthy of the PEWA ring. Opaque vs. Downtown Lucy BrownNewly acquired by the PEWA in the Itzcoatl Hernandez debacle, Opaque starts her tenure in Philadelphia with a match against a similar opponent, the high flying, fork wielding Lucy Brown. Tracy Finn vs. Mystery OpponentThe first mystery debut of the night will be against Hard Luck Tracy Finn. A better opportunity to make some highlights has never availed itself. PEWA Extreme Tag Titles #1 Contender’s Bout The Goodfellas(Eddie the Wire and Tony the Rod) vs. The Wild Women(Mina Fitsharris and Juliette Erving)While the Bingo Hall Mutants are considered the crowd’s favorite for another title shot, the Wild Women and the Goodfellas will vie for the honors in this match, opening up the card. These two teams have met before, with the veteran experience of the Made Men taking the day in a hard fought contest. The Wild Women have persistently attempted to make their team work, and perhaps this will be the time they finally put it together. |
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Post by TheDenizen on Apr 2, 2019 21:50:34 GMT
that's a hot card
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Post by Senator Phillips on Apr 3, 2019 6:44:32 GMT
Well, it's about to get even hotter... ---  Match added to PEWA card, Biff Taylor speaks out on hardcore sceneby "Digital" Dave Doolittle Everybody knows I have all the insider info, all the best sources, and if there's anything that needs to be known, I know it before anyone else. As such, here's a number of items to consider. I may be able to confirm that some of the debuting mystery opponents at PEWA: Infusion are big time hardcore wrestlers on the independent scene, and one almost signed with the Senatorial Office in 2017. Word has it that Biff Taylor received considerable cash considerations in the Itzcoatl Hernandez trade. If you were paying attention, you likely already knew this. What you may not have known, is that sources have told me that Biff was looking to slowly convert the PEWA roster to move away from the Originals who have stuck it out for the better part of twenty years, and that this is his first move towards converting things into a sustainable future. In addition to those tidbits, I have this clip from Taylor, who spoke out recently regarding a new match on the card, as well as the state of affairs in the hardcore scene. You might be warned, this is unfiltered Biff, so don't tell me I didn't give you notice. Biff Taylor: Yeah, dudes and dudettes, it's your friendly neighborhood Biffmeister. And you know that I've been livin' the good life as of late, ever since Kevin Royce got knocked down a peg or three. I called up Mercy not too long after she kicked his everlovin' ass, and told her that I'm more than happy to keep workin' with Evergreen. And since my Bingos got their tag titles, I think she's gonna want to keep that going, least until she gets them back off of those two big slobs! Hey, I'm cool with that, they got some fine people over there, I mean, Veronika reminds me of some crazy biker gals I used to run with back at Sturgis, nobody puts on a better show than El Verde, Kantar's a badass, flat out. But that ain't all. You know, I talked to some other maniacs out there, from Blackrose, and they said they're damn cool with the PEWA, too. And I told those crazies that I saw one of theirs spike a lady right out of her boots, and outta the ring! Told them I had to give her a match after that! And they said that was cool! They also got Russian Deathmetal, who's gotta appear here some day, just because I love saying that damn name, dead serious! Then you got the AAW, and hey, Belmonte and I go back a bit, so I get it, he sees Royce as a brother in spilled blood. Doesn't like seein' him get beat down. Mind you, I loved it! But Josh Belmonte, he's gonna talk, it's what he does, hell, it's what I do, too, so I ain't mad. Just wanna say this, though. You got damn lucky the last time around, Jersey Boy, not that your guys ain't some of the best around, but a clean sweep...ain't happenin' again! And I see your wackjob dad doing uncool stuff week in and week out...that don't fly in Philly. We like our fighters livin' to get their asses kicked another day! And I know Kerry Texan's still alive, damnit! He's like a cockroach that powerbombs people, you can't kill him, even when you think he's gone, he shows back up again with those ugly ass purple trunks and puts the hurt on everyone! Anyway, the whole point of this, was that I wanted to announce one more match for Infusion, and that's gonna be Lash from Blackrose takin' on one of my new people! Not gonna tell you anything more about that, other than to say that I guarantee it's gonna be a violent time! Peace out! Added to PEWA: Infusion Lash(Blackrose) vs. Mystery Opponent |
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Post by joshthejerseyboy on Apr 3, 2019 13:56:08 GMT
JJB:
"Maybe getting your brain got scrambled multiple times fucked up the nerve endings in your brain Biff because I hear you talking a whole ton of shit without any evidence, youre gonna do something. You still dont understand why I'm mad at the Royce situation. Do you remember a year ago when Charles E. Oswald paid off my goons to turn on me and he took over AAW? He nearly killed my company with that shit!! So when I see a couple of opportunistic cunts, take over a company like that...You bet your ass I'm not gonna stand by and watch them destroy another company!!
Ive been meaning to show my face in Evergreen and Blackrose. Theyve been going on and on throughout the deathmatch scene and they forgot to offer me a ticket to their shows! Those other comapnies have ignored AAW for far too long. They forgot to pay tribute to the leading deathmatch company today!! If CHANGO was here to see this, if Brad Pope was here to see the amount of disrespect you young bucks have shown...there wouldnt be any words just screams. So on line with my predecessors of carnage, I will do the same shit. I am officially declaring war on PEWA, Blackrose, and Evergreen. Expect to see my people soon and I fully expect all of you to suffer the consequences.
P.S. I heard Will Craddock wants to form a deathmatch company in Philly. As much respect as I have for him, he better hopes he stays in his lane or else Ill break his fucking neck again"
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Post by LankyLefty17 on Apr 3, 2019 17:29:39 GMT
Just outside 2300 Arena in Philadelphia, a fairly prominent Wrestling Convention is being held. Some of the biggest names in pro wrestling today are inside signing autographs, doing podcasts, and mingling among themselves. Just outside the arena, sitting behind a folding table with a cardboard sign that reads "Auto Graph- $5" is Loco Dixon, in full wrestling gear. He is being interviewed..."This will be your first match in PEWA, how are you feeling Loco?""Great. I feel great. Pewa is a weird name for a wrestling company, but then again being weird is what got me into wrestling in the first place. So this seems perfect!" "What do you think about your opponent?""He does drugs. Drugs are bad. I don't do drugs. Its like my favorite luchas that I grew up watching use to say, 'Esta noche me convertiré en campeón!' Which I assume means something like drugs are bad, I don't speak lucha." "Bath Salts Zombie is a pretty tough dude, do you think you can win?""For me, its not whether you win or lose. Its about ripping off another mans face and wearing it as a hat. I think thats the true meaning of pro wrestling."
(A man walks by on the sidewalk)
Stranger: Uh.. are you talking to a rock? "This interview is over!" Loco throws the rock, grabs the sign and runs down the street...
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Post by Senator Phillips on Apr 3, 2019 17:51:07 GMT
Just outside 2300 Arena in Philadelphia, a fairly prominent Wrestling Convention is being held. Inside, some of the biggest names in pro wrestling today are inside signing autographs, doing podcasts, and mingling among themselves. Just outside the arena, sitting behind a folding table with a cardboard sign that reads "Auto Graph- $5" is Loco Dixon, in full wrestling gear. He is being interviewed..."This will be your first match in PEWA, how are you feeling Loco?""Great. I feel great. Pewa is a weird name for a wrestling company, but then again being weird is what got me into wrestling in the first place. So this seems perfect!" "What do you think about your opponent?""He does drugs. Drugs are bad. I don't do drugs. Its like my favorite luchas that I grew up watching use to say, 'Esta noche me convertiré en campeón!' Which I assume means something like drugs are bad, I don't speak lucha." "Bath Salts Zombie is a pretty tough dude, do you think you can win?""For me, its not whether you win or lose. Its about ripping off another mans face and wearing it as a hat. I think thats the true meaning of pro wrestling."
(A man walks by on the sidewalk)
Stranger: Uh.. are you talking to a rock? "This interview is over!" Loco throws the rock, grabs the sign and runs down the street... |
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Post by Senator Phillips on Apr 4, 2019 14:40:00 GMT
Promo roundup for PEWA: Infusion
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Tomas: the tiny giant does not like mummies. tomas does not like vampires. i really really hate people who come from england and have sir in their names. TOMAS WANTS TO HURT SIR VLADIMIR HENRY AND SHOW HIM THAT A TINY GIANT IS STRONGER THAN A MONSTER OF FRANKENSTEIN! and then tomas will be able to make the nightmares go away, yes go away, go away, GO AWAY!
Victor Van Banning: Across nations and continents, the dread shadow of Sir Vladimir Henry has cast its awful influence. I have made it my life’s mission to combat him wherever he goes, to take any measure to prevent him from consolidating his influence and his dark powers. And in my ceaseless purpose, I have forged some, if I may, unorthodox alliances. Yetunde Oya, the Vodou priestess from Benin has traveled here to assist, having discerned that Henry has unbalanced the spirits she confides in. Tomas the Tiny Giant, a man noted for his erratic brutality, also has agreed that Henry represents an unprecedented threat to his livelihood. Together, we shall stand and together we shall work towards the purgation of this malign threat from our presence.
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Sir Vladimir Henry: Oh, Victor, you always believe you are on the side of the angels. But not all of the angels stand in agreement. The PEWA has been…amusing to me. The crudity of the populace in this loathsome environment merely masks the true potential that lies beneath. And just as smoke clouds one’s vision, mirrors distort perception, I too am a tool of misdirection. Beware, Champion Tomas. Beware, my dear old friend, Victor. Beware, outsider Oya. Even you, President Biff Taylor, should pay heed. For you do not understand the situation that you are trapped within. You do not know the dangers that lurk beyond the veil. And you are not ready for what awaits you on this Friday.
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Jack Fury: All men pass through their prime, wither and perish, and become food for the worms. I too, will do so. But in 2019, that time is not now! Now is the time to close the circle, just as I defeated P-Dogg to become the second PEWA champion in 1999, I will again grasp the crown off the king and place it upon my own bloody skull! It only takes two matches. Tomas is the ultimate destination, but I first must defeat my opponent on Friday. Whoever it may be, I will show no mercy, I shall demonstrate that I will not be denied!
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Bath Salts Zombie: whoislocodixonbecauseidonotknowwholocodixonisalliknowisthatheisamanwhowearsamaskandtalkstorocksbutthatisokbecauseitalktorockstoosometimeshahaha
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Eddie the Wire: Here we go again.
Tony the Rod: One more time again, against these two crazy broads.
Eddie: We’ve seen a lot of opponents through the years, haven’t we? But these two, they’re real good. Real tough, too.
Tony: Good enough that they’d probably beat either of us in a singles match. But that’s not what we’re doing here.
Eddie: See, we’re specialists. What we do, we do very well.
Tony: And we’re going to show that the last time wasn’t a fluke. We’re gonna show you two that you may be top stars around here, but when it comes to tag matches, we’re the Made Men for a reason.
Eddie: All it takes is one Wire Cutter to put out the lights!
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Juliette Erving: Aww, Mina, I missed you so much while you were over there on the West Coast. I missed all our special time together, all the long hot nights…
Mina Fitsharris: And I certainly didn’t miss your creepy self over there.
Juliette: Come on, don’t you wanna give me a nice big hug?
Mina: No.
Juliette: Hah! Anyway, we got the Goodfellas again. Those two lame ass Mafia men beat our asses the last time, didn’t they?
Mina: We held our own.
Juliette: But we lost, didn’t we? And I haaaaaate losing, especially to people like them, they’re just, not cool.
Mina: Don’t worry, we’ll get them this time. We came close before, and much as I hate to admit it, we were doing the team thing pretty well. But Erving, you do know they’ve tagged for twenty years or so.
Juliette: Yeah! They’re old! And we’re the fresh young things on the block! So our youth and enthusiasm is gonna be our secret weapon. We’re more determined, we need this more. How many damn tag titles they need to win in their career, anyway? We got something to prove. All those matches where we just came close enough and lost, all those times we made one stupid mistake. We’re better than that, I know it, you know it! Now we just gotta show the people that we’re better than that! That we’re not a joke, we’re not a thrown together team. We’re real, and we’re gonna prove that here, we gotta set up our future as a team. And as a couple!
Mina: Yeah, yeah. Let’s go kick their ass.
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Biff Taylor: Just the ol’ Biffmeister here wantin’ to say that anyone lucky enough to catch PEWA: Infusion is gonna see some real cool stuff. Not just the best hardcore warriors from all around the Critical Alliance, like our sisters and brothers from Blackrose and Warrior Pro, but we’ve got the future of the Philadelphia Extreme Wrestling Alliance makin’ their debut! Three mystery people I’m beyond excited to see show up and show why the PEWA in its twentieth year anniversary remains one of the baddest locations for hardcore anarchy in the entire United States, hell, in the world! We set the standard, folks! And we’re gonna set it again! So, Belmonte can talk all his shit about how we should all bow down to his boys, but guess what, Jersey Boy, we got something going here that you ain’t in on! So chew on that! But yeah, PEWA: Infusion, just come check it out, and see where we’re going for the future of blood, guts, and barbed wire!
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Post by joshthejerseyboy on Apr 4, 2019 15:11:27 GMT
Shrieking Shiek:
Im a man of few words. So tonight let it be known...me and my gang will make our presence known. The war has begun...
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