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Post by Senator Phillips on Feb 9, 2019 7:08:00 GMT
Lariats and Legislators #7: Dominican Domination Friday, February 8 at 8:00 PM (CT) at the Auditorio de Pedro Santana in Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic Bonus Match Kyle Anderson(Phoenix Rising) vs. Big Bubba Bob  A surprising bonus match brought Kyle Anderson in from Phoenix Rising and Big Bubba Bob over from the TIPWF. Notably, Anderson demanded that his less than sanitary foe wear a t-shirt, a request that was quickly granted. Anderson played catch up for too much of the match to gain any real momentum, and was submitted in the end by a crushing bear hug. Senatorial Office #1 Ranking Bout Jean-Pierre Mutombo(c) vs. Tomas the Tiny Giant  Where to start? Tomas was on a mission from early on, hitting a Ball Peen Hammer at the five minute mark, which prompted a shaken Mutombo to resort to grabbing a bat from the outside. Tomas was not bothered by the weapon wielding and pulled his usual fork out, after drawing blood with a brutal stomp. Tomas's power game seemed to be yielding dividends in spite of his low stamina, but in the end, Mutombo took over with a wild flurry of offence and hit the Supersensational Drop after a spectacular spin out side slam on the bat to win the match and keep his #1 Ranking. Santana Family Wrestling: Dominican Golden Championship Bout Felix Santana Jr.(c), Salvador Sosa and Senator Steve Phillips vs. The Immovable Object Meets the Irresistible Force (Colossus Rhodes and Julio Rivera)  Before this match, Senator Phillips took to the microphone for an important announcement: Senator Steve Phillips: Last year, Morgan "Midas" Matthews created a crisis of his own making when he interfered in the Dominican Golden Championship scene, forcing a new champion to defend against the debuting Colossus Rhodes. Tonight, the debt owed will be repaid in full. Senator: For this will no longer be a standard tag match, but instead this shall become a special three on two handicap match. Turnabout is fair play, Mr. Matthews, and that, sir, is nothing, but the truth. Salvador Sosa, making a surprise early return from his horrific injury suffered last year at the hands of Rhodes, became the third man for the Senator's team, and exacted some degree of revenge as he and Phillips took Rhodes outside for an extended beating. As the match settled down again, Phillips was caught by a spinning backbreaker and a double stomp for the pin, taking the fall...but not allowing Golden Touch to take the Dominican Golden Championship, securing the real victory, through a lesser defeat. Pan African Wrestling vs. AAW Mohammad Ramses vs. Adrien Lawton(AAW)  While Adrien Lawton spoke of respect leading into this match, he showed very little of it during the contest, constantly taunting his foe, taking to the top rope and knocked Ramses out with an illegal brass knuckles punch in a dominant performance. UCSS Openweight Title Bout Thiago Gracie(c) vs. Gang Wong  A non-stop thrill ride of a match, Thiago Gracie seemed well on his way towards victory when Gang Wong exploded in the second round of this bout, landing multiple strike rushes and huge, fancy kicks. Gracie pulled guard, only for his foe to counter with an ankle lock from top guard to secure the submission and the UCSS Openweight title. Wacker Drive Revival: The Loop Championship Bout NBNF(c)(The X-Treme Kid, DUDE Smith and Emerald Santiago) vs. The Action Pack(Ross Malone, Dutch Schwartz and Elle Barrett)  A roughneck brawl broke out in the middle of this match and while it seemed like the Action Pack was in control, DUDE Smith planted Dutch Schwartz with a massive fireman carry drop to finish this match in favor of the champions. TIPWF Lone Star Heavyweight Championship Bout Cowboy Johnston(c) vs. Lil’ Lariato  As thrilling a match as one could possibly hope for, Lariato's star continues to rise with performances like this. Kicking out of multiple Amarillo Sunsets and giving back with his own lariats, Lariato looked on the verge of pulling off an upset when Johnston managed to put him down with a thunderous lariat of his own. UCSS Rules Grudge Match ”Irish Firecracker” Aoife Daley vs. “Mercenary in Exile” Renate Barlowe  A sweet victory for Daley, who came in prepared this time, executing her game plan to perfection, even taking Barlowe by surprise with some competent ground work. The Firecracker Punch to the liver was the final blow, however. Home Team vs. Rudo Army El Froggy Mask, Felix Santana III and Margarita Morales vs. Poison Froggy Mask, El Hijo De Macchiato and Megan Chabot  The Home Team and the Rudo Army were fairly evenly matched, with Margarita Morales notably working her submission game as the match went on, and Macchiato landing big slams and lariats, but it was the ever-reliable El Froggy Mask who took this with a Frog Fifty Splash on his caffeinated opponent. El Experto vs. Canadian Grizzly  One of the best matches of the entire night, with Experto's seasoned rudo style keeping the Grizzly at bay, and drawing blood. However, it would be Grizzly who took the win in a Lucha Libre manner, by way of magistral. Princesa Torbellina vs. Felice Santana  This one was supersonic fast, and while the Princesa attempted to work over Felice's arms, it was the Santana Sky that finished her off instead. --- Match of the Night: Thiago Gracie vs. Gang Wong -The toughest answer to this question in the history of the Office. There were four legitimate contenders here, with El Experto vs Canadian Grizzly, Johnston vs. Lariato, Gang Wong vs. Thiago Gracie and JPM vs. Tomas all close together. However, the Gracie vs. Wong fight was absolutely relentless, with multiple momentum shifts and saw the inaugural Openweight champion pass his belt along, and as such, gains this award. Performer of the Night: Jean-Pierre Mutombo -A hard fought win over a dangerous threat in one of the best matches of the night in the main event, nothing more could have been asked from Mutombo. --- Injury Report -Dutch Schwartz: Herniated Lumbar Disc: Two month medical suspension - The Eradicator took a rough fall courtesy of DUDE Smith's DUDE-isher, injuring his back in the process, but should be back in action following a routine recovery. -Mohammad Ramses: Fractured Jawbone: Two to Three month medical suspension - Adrien Lawton broke out the brass knuckles to knock out the Pan African Champion, breaking his jaw in the process. Ramses will almost certainly be back in time to join the Pan African Tour again in 2019, but will have to sit out for a good while before doing so. |
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Post by Senator Phillips on Feb 13, 2019 19:36:52 GMT
Post Lariats #7 Presser
Aoife Daley: I told you all that would happen! I told everyone that I wasn’t backing down! And I told everyone that I was going to explode and take her head clean off! So, people are saying I should fight Gang Wong for the UCSS title, and I wouldn’t turn that down, but right now, the one thing I want to do is to get a ref, a cage and Stanford Bradley, and give you all a new dictionary definition for the word “violence!” Soon, Stanford, you’ll find your back up against a wall, and you’ll find no place to run, you’ll find no place to hide, and you’ll regret the day you decided to turn my personal life into fodder for your trite little pile of shite you call your “comedy show.” Keep running, and you’ll just die tired!
Renate Barlowe: What do you want me to say? I lost out on a good paycheck. Aoife was better. That’s all I have to say. If Morgan Matthews wants to pay me again, I’ll take his check, if anyone else wants my specific services, we can talk. UCSS wants me to fight there again? That’s ok, just pay me right. Pan African tours again, I’ll tour with them. Guess I have some spare time before that, though. And the next time I get in the ring, I’ll be ready to break legs and get paid.
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Cowboy Johnston: Yeehaw! That was one fine match there, my buddy!
Lil’ Lariato: Can’t disagree, big man, can’t disagree.
Cowboy: So ah just gotta say, future’s lookin’ mighty interestin’ for this here title. The Commisioner Man, Walt Callahan told me ah’m gonna be defendin’ a bit against sum folks from outside the TIPWF an’ Office. An’ ah told him there’s two of ‘em ah’d be good facin’. So, Milkshake Jones, you an’ me, we went to war a bit before this match out there in the indies! Anyone saw that, saw one of the best matches they’ve probably ever seen in their whole damn lives! So, wanna do that again, for the TIPWF Lone Star Heavyweight title?
Lariato: I ain’t lyin, I’d pay to see that one. Good thing I don’t have to pay to do that, though!
Cowboy: An ah got one more man out there to challenge! Yeah, ah know the Office, an’ my boys, the Roland Chang Trio been workin’ sum in Warrior Pro. An’ we all know who’s the guy who thinks he’s the big shot ov’er there! Doc Wyatt, you wanna team up with that big galoot, Colossus, an’ wreck people’s days? Come try that over here!
Lariato: Really, I just have to say I feel a bit funny here. I mean, I just put everything out there on the line, and came up short, and it’s weird, I don’t feel bad. I don’t feel bad about losing that match. I don’t even feel bad sitting here listening to who gets the next chance at that belt that I missed out on. And I think I just realized why. It’s partly because Cowboy’s one of the coolest people on the face of the planet. Partly because I know my time’s coming soon enough, long as I keep at this game. And partly because this man here, me, and Hailey Comet are going after those TIPWF Lone Star Trios belts as soon as we get a chance. So I’ll load up on some bling in the near future. Just ain’t today.
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X-Treme Kid: We showed those old farts just what they’re worth.
DUDE Smith: Nuthin!
X-Treme Kid: And anyone who thinks they can take on the Now Generation the Re-Degeneration of the wrestling world, you’ve been served a notice! A notice that if you’re not on board with us, if you’re not down with the NBNF, if you’re gonna stand in our way, we got TWO WORDS FOR YOU!
DUDE: Suck it!
Emerald Santiago: You earned that one, DUDE, just one time, but you earned it this time…
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Thiago Gracie: Maybe is time for Thiago to no more fight for UCSS. Maybe is time for hang gi up on wall, only teach art of Jiu-Jitsu to kids and old people. Maybe is time for Armbar Grandmaster to go away.
Gang Wong: Maybe it’s time for Thiago Gracie to learn English finally! Sorry, but I will be serious now. I prove much tonight! I prove that Shaolin training is for real! I prove that I can survive on ground with the best submission fighter in the world! So, no, it is not time for retirement, Thiago! It is time for the Shaolin Superstar to shine, yes! Kung Fu is not just movie art, but real style of fighting! But it means nothing if Jiu-Jitsu was not also real! You want rematch, pick your pride up again and fight me like the man you were!
Thiago: I…have nothing for answer.
Gang: Then wait some time! And when you find answer, come find me again. I want to prove this is no fluke. You need to prove you still are elite in the ring! Meditate, ask questions of yourself, and come back with your answer!
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Nefertiri: I am very sorry to say, my husband is not able to speak. Because that dishonorable boxer broke his jaw with brass knuckles! But when he is healed again, Mohammad will want to fight that person, and exact his measure of revenge! I hope he gets it!
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Jean-Pierre Mutombo: All is well! The Man of Unity has delivered a unifying victory to the people of the world! I, Jean-Pierre am still the Number One of the Office! And I have backed up the words which I spoke before this match! But I must not let this moment pass before I also speak very nice words for my opponent, Tomas! He hit me so hard early in the match that I thought I was going to pass out! Yes, I panicked, badly! I grabbed the bat of baseball and nearly received a terrible disqualification for it! And I would have deserved it! Tomas was very, very dangerous, and deserves to be celebrated. I tell all my fans, be happy for my win, and also tell everyone that Tomas is a great wrestler, too! May we all have peace and unity and let the party begin!
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Salvador Sosa:(In Spanish) <Did everyone miss me while I was away? Because I am now back here for good!
Felix Santana Senior:(In Spanish) <It is good that you are back. What happened before was an absolute injustice. Now the wrongs have been righted. And the first show back on the endless Santana Touring Festival, you will have your real opportunity. In fact, I consider this your match to lose.
Salvador: <That felt great, kicking Colossus’s oversized ass, teaming with Senator Phillips, and with you. But I am afraid that everything between us is not going to be as smooth as you may hope. You see, Felix, I do plan to take my title back. And I do plan to move back into the leadership position as the franchise player of the Rudo Army. And I do plan to remake this organization in my own image. How does this sound: Sosa Family Wrestling? Salvador Championship Wrestling? Do those sound as good to you as they do to me?>
Felix: <I hold onto this belt for you. I do not defend it against anyone. I conduct myself with honor. And you slap me in the face? You wish to destroy my family’s traditions just like Midas does? Is that true?>
Salvador: <Undoubtedly. Nah, I’m joking about the last part. I don’t want to change anything’s name around here. Even if it would sound great! And I give you and your family all the credit in the world, personally taking care of my medical bills, visiting me and staying with me in the hospital, working with me in rehab. I will not lie, that means a lot. But I am a man of my own ambitions. And I do not forget the years that your family held me back from my opportunity. Many amends have been made, but I must make up for lost time.>
Sosa shakes his head with a determined smile on his face.
Salvador: <So, yes, if Midas wants to interfere again, send his heartless tools down here, I will stand by your side as a brother! But otherwise, I will take my rightful spot in leadership of the Rudo Army. And I will take my deserved title back and put it around my waist where it has belonged!>
Felix: <I will be ready for your challenge! Do not think I will take it easy on you in any way! We will fight fair, and honestly, and no matter what the result will be, it will be arrived by the proper process! Manos a manos, we will decide who will be the Dominican Golden Champion, and will be the face of Santana Family Wrestling going forward!>
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Senator Steve Phillips: I will make no apologies for the actions I took. Thwarting Golden Touch’s design on the Dominican Golden Championship was well worth everything I did. Taking the fall after delivering a terrible beating was strangely satisfying, considering how it negated the intended result of the match. Including Salvador Sosa may be seen in a vacuum as a nefarious act of manipulation and undeniable favoritism. I saw it as a simple act of restoration, instead. Now the scales have been evened.
Morgan “Midas” Matthews: Of course you would say that. Like every politician, Senator Steve Phillips lies out of both sides of his mouth and justifies everything he does with the sort of reasoning that sounds great at first glance, but falls apart under any examination! Phillips, you have done nothing here but to make my case for me. The case that you are simply unfit to run this organization.
Senator: Let us not forget how you nearly ended a man’s career at the expense of your own Machiavellian games. You may accuse others of lacking the proper demeanor and constitution for the administration of this Office, but you yourself have done nothing, indeed, nothing but attempt to undermine our own talent and Affiliates to clear the way for your own favorites. You, sir, are as unqualified an individual as any. And frankly, I believe that the Office can get well enough along without any of your contributions at this point. Do you want your payments returned? We can negotiate such a deal.
Midas: Oh no! No, no, no. I wish nothing of the sort! I’m having the time of my life playing around in this sandbox of professional wrestling! But I will make you a counteroffer. Let’s have some fun here. Let’s put all our chips on the table. Next Lariats, you pick five people. I pick five people. We pit them against each other. Whoever takes the most wins out of this, takes the ultimate prize. Do you trust your own beloved talent that you speak so highly of? Or are you as full of hot air as you look?
Senator: So it comes down to this. Our irreconcilable differences have created a mandatory need for an ultimate conclusion to this cold war. Perhaps this was always meant to be. Our ideological standings are simply too far apart to co-exist any longer. My friend Duke Cogburn is fond of quoting his hero, John Wayne, and I will echo him, in stating that “this town ain’t big enough for the both of us.” Such a momentous decision should not be agreed upon on such short notice…but the time is right. Very well then. Lariats and Legislators #8: The War to End All Wars, we will pick our teams. Our proxies will do battle. And one man will emerge as the uncontested victor. I merely wish to ask for two changes. First, increase the match number to seven, to lessen the chance that a fluke decides the outcome. Second, should my side win, I want to be able to book one single match. You and me, in a steel cage. Do we have a deal?
Midas: I believe we do. Oh yes, we certainly do.
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Post by LankyLefty17 on Feb 13, 2019 21:59:23 GMT
Doc Wyatt and the rest of the Jackson Hole Gang were stopped heading into the Warrior Pro Training Grounds facility earlier this afternoon by a reporter, and Doc was asked to comment on the statements made earlier in the day by Cowboy Johnston... |
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Post by joshthejerseyboy on Feb 13, 2019 23:09:13 GMT
Adrien Lawton:
"I got my boy Midas' back. Them other mother fuckers aint worth shit. Ive knocked out some stiff competition and im ready for more. Stay Woke L & L!!! And Cowboy Johnston i know youre repping that perverted old geezer, so im laying down a challenge. Me and you one on one. I dont respect you and im gonna fuck you and your legacy up. The balls in your court bitch..."
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Post by Senator Phillips on Feb 14, 2019 16:59:00 GMT
Senatorial Office Rankings for February ‘19
1. Jean-Pierre Mutombo [Last Month: 1]
Still king of the hill, top of the heap. The D.R. Congo native undertook an evolution in his style, becoming the self-proclaimed “Man of Unity.” He decisively defended his spot against a formidable threat from Tomas, who gave him everything he could handle and represented himself as a true champion elsewhere.
2. Cowboy Johnston [Last Month: 2]
The Cowboy remains the TIPWF Lone Star champion, defending against a tough challenge from Lil’ Lariato and has kept himself busy outside the Office as well, engaging in what was described as a surefire match of the year contender against SHTCWA’s Milkshake Jones. Johnston has been vocal in his desire to defend his title against the best outsiders the TIPWF can bring in.
3. El Froggy Mask [Last Month: 3]
El Froggy Mask has been stable in the Office and spectacular outside of it, as usual. His constant presence in the Critical Alliance and grasp on various Internet titles keeps him high in the rankings.
4. Nishimura Endo[Last Month: N/A]
Beating Crusher Honda in defending his Victorious Medal in Lightning Pro competition was well enough for Endo to grasp a top five spot in the rankings.
5. Tomas the Tiny Giant [Last Month: 4]
While he lost his attempt at the #1 ranking against Jean-Pierre Mutombo, Tomas acquitted himself well enough to only slip a few spots.
6. Colossus Rhodes [Last Month: 8]
Rhodes is still one of the most dangerous men in the world, even managing to drag Julio Rivera to a win over Senator Steve Phillips, Salvador Sosa and Felix Santana Jr. in a two on three handicap tap. He’s also made waves in Warrior Pro as of late, under the command of Doc Wyatt.
7. The X-Treme Kid [Last Month: 7]
The XTK has maintained his form, and kept the NBNF team on top of Wacker Drive Revival, most recently with a crushing victory over the Action Pack.
8. Gang Wong [Last Month: N/A]
Defeating Thiago Gracie for the UCSS Openweight title was a big deal, and catapults the Shaolin Superstar into the top ten. He not only defeated Gracie standing up, but secured the victory on the ground, leglocking the submission expert from top guard.
9. Aoife Daley [Last Month: N/A]
Despite personal issues, or perhaps because of them, the Irish Firecracker overcame a close loss on short notice to defeat Renate Barlowe in a rematch, with an unquestioned knockout. Daley has been considered for a shot at the UCSS Openweight title, a chance that might hinge upon the decision of Thiago Gracie to accept a rematch.
10. Lil’ Lariato [Last Month: 13]
A determined challenge for Cowboy Johnston’s title and multiple standout matches aside, Lariato has been becoming more and more of one of the Office’s most reliable workers.
11. Crusher Honda [Last Month: 9]
Another drop for Honda, who simply seems to be in a bit of a rut as of late. One big win could turn that around, though.
12: G.P. Christopher [Last Month: N/A]
Defeating ECKO and Sam Hall and establishing the opener as his “Preliminary Main Event,” GPC has been setting himself up for big things without leaving his beloved spot on the card.
13. Tarkhan the Mangler [Last Month: N/A]
A win over ALEXANDER to gain a #1 contender shot for the Victorious Medal set Tarkhan on the top fifteen for the first time.
14. Mr. Moonsault [Last Month: 6]
The seven foot high flier from Wacker Drive remains listed thanks to an utterly one sided victory over the Stakhonovite Warrior.
15. Freight Train McMichaelson [Last Month: N/A]
A huge surprise for the former Chicago Bears standout, but the Freight Train has been on a roll over the last few months, defeating the Queen’s Rangers with Daunte Thomas at his side and running over Fred the Red in singles competition.
Bumped Off
Mohammad Ramses [5]
Thiago Gracie [10]
Renate Barlowe [11]
Nefertiri [12]
Florida Man [14]
Phil Mercury [15]
Some very tough calls here, with Gracie as perhaps the closest one to a spot.
Close Calls
ALEXANDER, Eiji “Jay” Sato, Emerald Santiago, DUDE Smith, Felice Santana, Salvador Sosa, Wrecker Yamamoto, Rei Hasegawa
Not Ever Happening
Stanford Bradley
'Nuff said.
Tag Team Rankings
1. Neon Knights [Supernaut and Holy Diver] [Last Month: 1]
Still on top, but only by the thinnest of threads. The Knights lost in the opening round of the PEWA Extreme Tag Tournament to the Bingo Hall Mutants, but redeemed themselves by defeating the EWO for their TIPWF Lone Star Trios belts.
2. 2 Junkies [Florida Man and Bath Salts Zombie] [Last Month: N/A]
Winners of the PEWA Extreme Tag Tournament, and so close to the top ranking that they could very well overtake the Knights by the next rankings if they gain one more solid win.
3. The Bingo Hall Mutants [Rampage Rage and Skullface Killah] [Last Month: 3]
Still in third, but a win over the Neon Knights certainly earned them some serious bragging rights.
4. The Roland Chang Trio [Roland Chang Jr. and Roland Chang III] [Last Month: N/A]
The Trio has taken Warrior Pro by storm, going deep into their tag team tournament and looks to become one of the most recognizable teams in the Office.
5. The Wild Women [Mina Fitsharris and Juliette Erving] [Last Month: 2]
They may have dropped to fifth, but the Wild Women seem to actually be gaining ground and becoming more cohesive, with a big win in Evergreen.
Bumped Off
Muscle Machines [4]
Exotico World Order [5]
Tough times, with the EWO showing its usual flamboyant competence and the Machines even winning an award in Phoenix Rising, but the competition was just too harsh.
Close Calls
The Goodfellas [Eddie the Wire and Tony the Rod]
The D-Train [Freight Train McMichaelson and Daunte Thomas]
The Goodfellas had a solid showing in the PEWA tournament and the D-Train has been better than ever.
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Injury Report
Diego Santana
-Dislocated Shoulder (Santana came back in January after a lengthy recovery, and promptly was re-injured. While he was only suspended for a month, complications might keep him out a bit longer)
Ibrahim Rahman
-Concussion Protocol, Injured Neck, Early Spring at earliest (notes same from prior report)(Thanks to King Bemba, Rahman’s been in recovery mode, and should not be back for some time unless he convinces the medical staff that he’s good to go)
Dutch Schwartz
-Herniated Lumbar Disc (Two to three month recovery, following a Dude-isher from DUDE Smith that finished him at Lariats #7)
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Post by Senator Phillips on Feb 24, 2019 17:05:43 GMT
RESULTS The Old Guard ChallengeFriday, February 22, 2019 at The Stockade in Amarillo, TX Felix Santana Sr. vs. Mega Meat(Hana)  Accompinied respectively by granddaughter Felice and daughter Besos, Felix Senior and Mega Meat headlined the card, demonstrating their still-potent abilities. Felix pulled off a surprising huracanrana in the early going, and Felice even got a few shots in on the outside, but the dynamic bulk of Meat was too much in the end, winning with an avalanche hip swivel frankensteiner. El Experto vs. Peregrine II(Dawn)  Arguably the most anticipated match on the card, pitting one of the foundational members of the expansive Peregrine family against the International Luchador. Peregrine II looked nearly invincible on this night, and took a surprisingly early victory with a flash cradle. Gunny Lee Hart and Roland Chang Sr. vs. Kerry Texan(JJB) and Bart Weston(Panda)  The immortal Kerry Texan was in fine form in this Texan Tumble, dominating much of the match, but Gunny Lee Hart was able to catch Bart Weston with a Drill Instructor Style knife edge chop for the win. Swingin' Suzie vs. Eve Blackwood(Firehawk)  Eve Blackwood came into this match with an intelligent strategy, attempting to nullify her hard punching opponent with focused armwork. It almost seemed to be working when a brutal Suzie Q overhand right put her down, hard. Biff Taylor vs. Tank McDaniel(Lefty)  Two busted up, broken down, cardioless company heads should generally make for a poor match. This was not the case. Taylor and McDaniel both brought their best effort to this contest, with both men leaving everything in the ring with multiple near falls and a surprisingly relentless pace. Tank emerged victorious following one final axe bomber, but both men put on a top notch showing in this one. "Textbook" Tim Dwight vs. Illium Levanto(Severla)  The technicality of Dwight was pitted against the fluid agility of Levanto, with the latter coming out ahead following a particularly effective combination, a flipping inverted DDT into a clutch pin. Duke Cogburn vs. Ricky Backdrop(Aroo)  The Man who Invented the Backdrop was in good form, outbrawling Cogburn until the TIPWF founder caught him with the Badman Sleeper for an early finish. Mr. Nobunaga, Yuriko Masamune and Kosuke "Choppu" Arai vs. Hideaki Hase(Wilcox) Kokan Okubo(Jetlag) and Sota Kawama(Mordecai)  This six person puroresu showcase effectively displayed the skills of all six individuals in this match and was one of the better matches on the show. Kosuke "Choppu" Arai eventually took the win with his Hell Banishing Chop. Dean Bardo vs. Wataru Nakajima(Denizen)  A solid opening contest between Nakajima, fresh off his KO victory(it was a win, period) over GORO in ZIP Japan and the Professional. Both men traded powerful suplexes but it was a point blank lariat that gained the victory for the Patriarch. --- Match of the Night: Biff Taylor vs Tank McDaniel -This was an easy choice, as both fed runners went out with a point to prove and put on the best match either man has been in for quite some time. The Felix Senior vs Mega Meat, Bardo vs Nakajima and Illium Levanto vs Tim Dwight matches also could have contended here. Performer of the Night: Duke Cogburn/Peregrine II -Very impressive showings for the Badman and for Peregrine II, with Cogburn slapping on his trademark sleeper to make a big comeback and Peregrine II piecing apart the formidable El Experto in a technical showcase. |
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Post by Senator Phillips on Feb 26, 2019 16:52:40 GMT
After the success of the Old Guard Challenge, the Senatorial Office moves on to Santo Domingo with the endless Santana Touring Festival, and the latest stop promises to pull out all the stops with heavy collaboration with the Philadelphia Extreme Wrestling Alliance. ---  Santana Touring Festival - March ‘19Friday, March 1, following All Time Boxing at the Auditorio de Pedro Santana in Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic Main Event: Dominican Golden Championship Bout Felix Santana Jr.(c) vs. Salvador SosaThis is it, the promise fulfilled. Felix Santana Jr. lost the match when these two initially fought, a result nullified by the machinations of Midas Matthews. Now, with a begrudging mutual respect, Santana and Sosa again fight for the right to the Dominican Republic’s most storied prize. Sosa has vowed to fight with the Santana family against outside threats, but has also taken the reins back over the Rudo Army, wishing not to destroy the fed, but to dominate it from within. Debut of the Moonman Moonman vs. Poison Froggy MaskThe mysterious Man Who Says Moon has a dangerous introduction awaiting him on his debut, with Poison Froggy Mask of the Rudo Army stepping up to break him in. Moonman arrives with a good amount of fan interest, but Poison Froggy Mask has always delighted in taking special measures to torment foes that receive such attention. El Experto and Itzcoatl Hernandez(PEWA) vs. Killer King Jones and Jack Fury(PEWA)This match could get ugly, fast. The International Luchador and the Aztec Executioner have a history, having fought each other in Mexico numerous times, had have a familiarity forged in their mutual bloodshed. Back in action from his lengthy injury sustained from the Pan African Tour, Killer King Jones called upon fellow PEWA Original Jack Fury to team up in this match. Of special interest, both Hernandez and Fury have set their designs on the PEWA Extreme title, engaging in several confrontations at recent PEWA events and may well use this match to determine who takes the next shot at Tomas’s title. Felix Santana III vs. Kyle Anderson(Phoenix Rising)A promising matchup between two rising stars in their respective organizations. Kyle Anderson, despite some missteps, has overhauled his look and his approach in the ring, looking to become more rough and aggressive(and now sports a playoff beard), while Felix III went from begrudging supporter of his family to Rudo Army member to…somewhat less begrudging supporter of his family, thanks to the Midas invasion. Anderson’s size and power will put Felix’s amateur wrestling and lucha fusion to the test. Margarita Morales and Princesa Torbellina vs. Monochrome(Yamikuro(PEWA) and Opaque)Morales has promised to take Torbellina under her wing, in an attempt to realize the potential of the young luchadora, but the two may have their new partnership tested in a brutal fashion with Monochrome in the other corner. Yamikuro’s hardcore antics and Opaque’s power based lucha attack bring wildly different dimensions in a greyscale form, while the flashy style of Torbellina and Morales’s trickery could give them a fighting chance here. |
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Post by Senator Phillips on Feb 26, 2019 22:32:27 GMT
 Tocapelotas to Appear on Santana Family Card By Kevin "The Internet" Anderson The hottest breaking news can be found here first, with World Wrestling Daily Digest. Tocapelotas, a.k.a. Toca, the quirky sensation from La Guerre De Sangre, has become the fastest rising name in Lucha Libre over the last year. Going from a bizarre sidekick to main event billing, the pink-haired Luchador has been one of the most popular men in Mexico, hawking Jumex and Tecate beverages along the way. And now, the Toca movement will arrive in Santana Family Wrestling, as the organization has managed to sign him on a guest spot to replace Poison Froggy Mask in facing Moonman on Friday's Santana Touring Festival card. |
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Post by amsterDAN on Feb 27, 2019 3:53:00 GMT
TOCA SHOOTS THE MOON*The scene fades in to Tocapelotas, standing in front of an elaborate display of Tecate cans arranged in an impressive ziggurat, about as tall as the man himself. Although he’s clearly sipping from a Jumex carton, there is a Tecate sticker slapped over it in order to fulfill certain contractual obligations. He takes a long chug from the carton followed by an exaggerated gulp, wipes the juice from his chin and addresses the camera.*
TOCA: Now that Toca is much the too famous for stinky little La Guerra de Sangre, Toca must head to the greener pasture. This why the Toca visits to the Santana Family Wrestlings. But Toca should have knowed: in the green pasture there is always the thing that goes moooooo and now Toca must fight one of this things that makes always a moo. Moo Man, you look not like the cow but you sound like him, and that makes the Toca smile but then it makes the Toca angry because when Toca hears the cow, Toca also wants to see the cow, and when Toca hears the cow but does not see him, there is a big disappoint. Moo Man, you make a disappoint on Toca for the last time! On Friday, Toca makes you a dead meat!
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Post by Senator Phillips on Feb 28, 2019 16:45:21 GMT
Santana Promo Roundup (All dialog in <brackets> is translated from Spanish) --- Domingo Santana: <This is Domingo Santana, standing here with our newest, most exciting signee, a man who comes here with a lot of hype and a lot of mystery. Let’s talk to Moonman. So, Moonman, where are you from, anyway?> Moonman: Moooon. Domingo: <Um, I do not think you are actually from the moon. But we will carry on. Moonman, what do you think about debuting against such a formidable guest in Tocapelotas?> Moonman: Mooooooon. Domingo: <I think I see where this is going too fast. Do you say anything besides that?> Moonman: MOOOOooonnnnnnnn. Domingo: <I see. Well, this is Domingo Santana, and that was the strangest interview I’ve done since the last time I talked to Killer King Jones!> --- Salvador Sosa: <Now we all gather here, members of the Rudo Army. We are stronger than we were ever before, and we are about to finally do something we were never able to do before! Each and every one of you fine people have sacrificed something along the way, and you all...> Poison Froggy Mask: <Where is my match? Oh, that’s right, the Santanas sacrificed it to bring in some Jumex drinking pink haired goon! Toca Toca Toca Toca Toca…if I hear that anymore, my head’s going to explode! You need to do something!> Salvador: <Now, now, calm down there, Poison, my man.> PFM: <There is no calm when I get screwed over! No calm! Salvador: <Ok, you can stop talking.> PFM: <I will not be silenced! No silence, no peace, no…> Salvador: <Shut up!> At that moment, the eyes on Poison Froggy’s mask almost look like they widen as he abruptly ceases his dialog. Salvador: <Now, do not get me wrong, what they did to you was wrong. Flat out wrong. But we all have those stories. Each and every one of us. And that is why we will win in the end. We are misfits. Bandits. Outcasts. The discarded. That is what we are. And because of that, we do whatever we have to do to succeed. And I look, and where others see losers and villains, I see beautiful people! Poison, they say that you are a mask thief, that you stole the gimmick off a more popular man. But I see that when El Froggy cast out the poison, that it needed a home, and you provided it. And you improved it, and you added an edge that he never could have! Macchiato! El Hijo de Macchiato: <WWWAAAAAAAAAKEEE UP!!!!!> Sosa rubs an ear, shaking his head before continuing. Salvador: <Macchiato, they say you are nothing but obnoxious and loud. And yes, you are those things. But what you really are, is an alarm clock. People hate the alarm clock. It wakes them up from their comfortable sleep. It makes them get up to do things they do not want to do. But it is needed! It is important! It is something that makes us all get our paychecks and run our cities the way the need to be run! You are an alarm clock, and that is a great thing! Now, Grizz, Meg, you two are…yes, you’re Very Canadian in every sense of the word.> Canadian Grizzly/Megan Chabot: Thank you! Salvador: <Some say you are jingoistic evangelistic jerks. That you love your country so much that you end up making everyone else hate it! But I say, no wrestling fed anywhere in the world should be without Canadians. You are justly proud of your traditions and even if you bug the hell out of the rest of us, you don’t stop trying to make the world understand something very special!> Grizzly: Of course, we wouldn’t have it any other way. Because Canada is worth it. Chabot: Very worth it. Salvador: Opaque, people don’t understand that while it is good to see the subtlety of the world, it is also good to have the clarity of black and white. You bring the dual dynamics to our little group, you have the power to put people down, and the agility to do so the way that we do things here! And Jonesey? Killer King Jones puts down his fork, with a burger patty impaled on the business end. Killer King Jones: <If friend are you talking to me?> Salvador: <Yeah, buddy, you may not speak Spanish worth a damn, you might be disgustingly fat, you’re old, you may have lost your fearsome ways…but you’re still one of us ‘til the end! And I know when you need to, you still have that old Killer packed in your back pocket, even if you have to dig deep to get it out! Now, I, myself have one single task to accomplish, and that is to take back what was rightfully mine. What I deservedly earned! What that bastard, Midas Matthews stole from me! We all have lost things, we all have been held back, we all know what it is like to hate!> Macchiato: <I never hated!> Sosa tilts his head towards Macchiato, a dubious look on his face. Macchiato: <Maybe just a little tiny bit...> Sosa lifts an eyebrow. Macchiato: <OK, I HATED THE SANTANAS! HATED THEM! WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY CAFFINATED BEING!> Salvador: Now that’s more like it! But you see, the problem was that you all held onto your hate too much. You didn’t use it as a tool. You let it make you the tools! But now, we, the Rudo Army stand tall and proud. We’re not hatin’ because we know we’re too good for that. We’re here to take our place. And the Santanas aren’t the problem. They’re just in our way. Doesn’t mean you have to love them, like them, be cool with them. But they’re just our foes. Just like how the fans saw us first and foremost as their antagonists, that’s how we see them: as the necessary bad guys to make our story, our victories that much more meaningful. You all good with that? Of course you are. Now one last thing before we all go on our merry way, I told this to Felix Junior, and I’ll tell you. We’re a unified front when Midas comes to town. Santanas, Rudos, all of us. Because we don’t let people like that oppress us, ruin our home fed, control our lives. The Santanas are our rivals. Midas is our enemy, and we give interlopers like that no quarter, no mercy. We’re the Rudo Army. We win, our way, by our rules, on our time.> --- Felix Santana Senior: <Son, you have a big, big match here. The last time you fought Salvador Sosa, he countered your Proof of Greatness and pinned you. Now you have another chance, defending your title here. Are you ready for this?> Felix Santana Junior: <This is a second chance, for Salvador, and for myself, too. He gets the chance to get that win back he was denied, and I have the once in a lifetime chance to rewrite my own mistakes. Am I ready for this? I’ve never been more ready in my life. I am a proud Santana, but I can admit when I went wrong. I wasn’t ready when we first faced. Salvador was the better man, maybe because I thought I was too good to lose. I wasn’t. And now I’m the underdog in the eyes of the public. But I’m not so humbled to think that I can’t win this match! I’m a champion and I will not let go of the family pride, the Dominican Golden Championship, until it is wrested away from me!> Felix Junior: <And I am not going to let that happen without a fight! And even more, I think that, no matter what the people think, I have every chance of winning this that Salvador does! He wants to beat me, he has to bring the very best he has! Because 99% is not going to do it! You’ll need everything you have, Salvador and even then, you’ll be bringing that against everything that I have! And we will see if it is time to pass the torch or if this decorated veteran still has what it takes to represent Santana Family Wrestling in the eyes of the world!> |
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Post by Senator Phillips on Mar 1, 2019 21:12:47 GMT
The Friday Night Fights carry on tonight with two action packed cards on the Senatorial Streaming Service! www.twitch.tv/senatorphillipsFirst off, starting at 8:00 PM (CT), All Time Boxing #5: Foreman vs. Foreman takes to the ring, with two massive title eliminators: Young George Foreman meeting his older self in the ring and Sonny Liston seeking blood against Iron Mike Tyson! Multi-division champs Manny Pacquiao and Tony Canzoneri will fight in the Lightweight division, Light Heavyweight greats Michael Spinks and Bob Foster trade punches at Middleweight and a stamina war between Sailor Tom Sharkey and Rocky Marciano are all on the card as well! Then stick around back to the present day as the Senatorial Office presents the Santana Touring Festival with Felix Santana Jr. defending his Dominican Golden Championship against the Headman of the Rudo Army, Salvador Sosa, Tocapelotas of La Guerre de Sangre takes on the debuting Moonman, Felix III looks to fend off the revitalized attack of Phoenix Rising's Kyle Anderson, and much, much more! |
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Post by Senator Phillips on Mar 2, 2019 15:55:48 GMT
RESULTS Santana Touring Festival - March ‘19 Friday, March 1, following All Time Boxing at the Auditorio de Pedro Santana in Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic Main Event: Dominican Golden Championship Bout Felix Santana Jr.(c) vs. Salvador Sosa  The anticipation for this match was on another level. And as such, it was fitting that Felix Santana Junior put on the single best performance of his entire career. Salvador Sosa fought off his back foot for much of the match, always a dangerous threat, and attempting to catch his opponent with various rollups and hard kicks. Several Dominican Destroyers netted near falls, but just when it seemed that nothing at all could possibly defeat Salvador Sosa, a top rope Proof of Greatness flipping piledriver would be the exclamation mark to get the hard fought three count. A landmark performance for Felix Jr, but a worthy challenge from Sosa as well. Debut of the Moonman Moonman vs. Tocapelotas(La Guerre de Sangre)  This match had some serious hype behind it, and did not let the fans down. Tocapelotas dominated the early going, keeping Moonman off balance with his unorthodox technique. As things went on, though, Moonman found his footing, landing several Moon Valley Drivers and incredibly, KOed his La Guerre de Sangre foe with a Lunar Landing moonsault double stomp off the top rope. El Experto and Itzcoatl Hernandez(PEWA) vs. Killer King Jones and Jack Fury(PEWA)  A hardfought match that brought in several PEWA stars on opposite sides. El Experto, the one man without PEWA experience, was the one who drew first blood, however. Jack Fury and Itzcoatl Hernandez had much to fight for here, and both showed off their best moves, but in the end, Killer King Jones pulled out the rare Mandible Claw to win the match for his team. Felix Santana III vs. Kyle Anderson(Phoenix Rising)  Match of the Night calls were abundant as this match proceeded. Felix III and Kyle Anderson were both at their very best, and it was obvious that they were well matched in this contest, with an endless string of counters and suplexes making up the bulk of the proceedings. In the end, however, it was an electric chair lift German that won the match for Anderson, who well lived up to his "Five Star Kyle" nickname on this night. Minerva Markovic(UCSS), Margarita Morales and Princesa Torbellina vs. Ong Daengsri(UCSS), Monochrome(Yamikuro(PEWA) and Opaque)  Minerva Markovic was added at the last minute to this match, to pay tribute to the recently retired Mirko Cro Cop, and her arch-rival Ong Daengsri followed as well. All six women were at the top of their game, but it was Princesa Torbellina who netted the victory following a twisting splash off the top rope. --- Match of the Night: Felix Santana Jr. vs. Salvador Sosa -Out of this world match that could make the MOTY list without a doubt. But Felix III vs Kyle Anderson was almost as good and Moonman vs Toca was up there as well. Performer of the Night: Felix Santana Jr. -A no brainer decision. --- Injury Report Stu the Blue: Fractured Rib(Two to three month recovery) -Not actually from this card, but from his match in Evergreen Wrestling against Kantar, where the Everton ultra suffered a injury due to a hefty Triple Powerbomb from the big man. |
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Post by amsterDAN on Mar 2, 2019 17:47:40 GMT
Spectacular show, Senator! Sorry I missed the live airing, but three day old babies don't give a toss who's on the card, even if it's Toca! Even in defeat, Toca did me proud. If the match had taken place on the moon he might've survived that Lunar Landing, but the increased gravity of earth ensured that Toca's innards became his outards when subjected to the force of those mighty moon boots! |
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Post by Senator Phillips on Mar 4, 2019 19:14:09 GMT
Fresh off hosting the Old Guard Challenge, the TIPWF returns with a double championship night at The Stockade in Amarillo. ---  TIPWF: Gold RushFriday, March 8, after ZIP Japan at The Stockade in Amarillo, TX Main Event: TIPWF Lone Star Trios Championship Bout The Neon Knights(Supernaut, Holy Diver and Hija de Holy Diver)(c) vs. Cogburn Ranch(Cowboy Johnston, Lil' Lariato and Hailey Comet)After losing to Johnston at Lariats #7, Lil' Lariato stated his desire to team with his friendly rival and Hailey Comet in pursuit of the Trios Titles. As star studded as the Cogburn Ranch team might be, they face the top team in the Office in the Neon Knights, a team that easily wrested the Lone Star Trios belts from the Exotico World Order in recent memory. TIPWF Old Guard Championship Bout Mr. Nobunaga(Lightning Pro)(c) vs. Walt CallahanCommissioner Callahan issued his intention to fight for the Old Guard Championship in late 2018, and will finally get his chance at the Office's oldest member. Mr. Nobunaga has proven to maintain his killer instinct on the mat even at his advanced age, but will Callahan's straight forward, merciless approach be the answer to his riddle? Hardcore Outlaw Fenced In Invitational Doc Wyatt(Warrior Pro) vs. Johnny SixnameThe Man With Six Names makes his TIPWF on-screen debut in a match that may well have long term ramifications. Doc Wyatt of Warrior Pro has made it clear that he is not traveling to the TIPWF to leave empty handed and has set his sights on the Lone Star Championship of Cowboy Johnston. While this is not officially a #1 contender bout, it may well end up being a de facto one once the dust settles. Jimmy Jack Walker and Misterio Guerrero vs. Blue Collar Brawlers(Newfie George(Independent) and Big Bubba Bob)Two of the TIPWF's most dynamic stars team up in this match to go up against a cross-promotional Brawlers team of Bubba Bob and the enigmatic fisherman from up north, Newfie George. Anyone who says they have a clear prediction on this one is bluffing. Rodeo Angel vs. Vice VersaA promising sprint can be expected in the opening match, with the EWO's Vice Versa looking to gain some momentum at the expense of the fast paced submission specialist, Rodeo Angel. Fans of pure Lucha Libre may well be salivating at this match. |
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Post by Senator Phillips on Mar 4, 2019 21:39:40 GMT
Major Post-Show Results from Santana Touring FestivalBy “Digital” Dave Doolittle Two seemingly unrelated events from the Santana Touring Festival have combined to create serious consequences. The tag team match featuring El Experto and Itzcoatl Hernandez against Killer King Jones and Jack Fury and the 96% main event between Felix Santana Jr. and Salvador Sosa each resulted in an event that could shake the foundations of Santana Family Wrestling for years. My unparalleled worldwide network of contacts has uncovered this exclusive backstage footage, taken directly after the March 1st Santana Touring Festival show concluded. --- (All <bracketed> dialog is in Spanish) As Salvador Sosa returned to the Rudo Army meeting room, following his defeat to Felix Santana Junior, the mood in the room was anything but joyful. Sosa, an ice pack held to the back of his neck, cleared his throat to draw the attention of his associates. Salvador Sosa: <Hush down. You need to hear what I have to say. Yes, it is true. I went out there, I did what I could do. It was not good enough.> Poison Froggy Mask: <After all that talk and all that work, that’s the best you can do?> Salvador Sosa: <You want to tell me you can do better? Where’s your titles? You want to run this thing? You want to make the challenge? Step right up.> PFM: <Maybe I want to! Or maybe you needed to be better for us!> El Hijo de Macchiato <CALM YOURSELVES! SALVADOR DID HIS BEST!> Opaque: <Wasn’t good enough.> Canadian Grizzly: It’s ok, maybe a little time training in Canada might make you better. Megan Chabot: Yeah, let’s be nice here. Salvador tried, and that counts! PFM: <Stop speaking English, North Americans!> Canadian Grizzly: (In French) <Fine, how does this sound to your ears?> PFM: <Speak Spanish! Spanish!> Salvador: <Look, we aren’t on the same page. We had a bad night.> At this moment, Killer King Jones comes strutting into the room, a bowl of cooked fish in one hand, his ever-present fork in the other, as he shovels the seafood into his gaping maw. Killer King Jones: <Simply making me a good time with my great victory! Goodnight!> PFM: <I’d rather he speak English!> Jones: (Singing) <Oh, what a winning night!> Sosa: <Let me take control here, and say this. I am still the leader of the Rudo Army. And until someone steps up and can prove that they’re on my level, I’m going to keep…> ??: <Maybe the right person wasn’t here before.> Macchiato: <WHO GOES THERE?> El Experto: <The International Luchador, that’s who. And I have a friend with me who wants to talk to you people.> Canadian Grizzly: Aren’t you with the Santanas? Experto: <I’m with whoever. And this seems like the place to be. So much so, that this man right here wants to join in on the fun.> Stepping into the room, the Aztec Executioner, Itzcoatl Hernandez looks over the Rudo Army with a disdainful glare. Itzcoatl Hernandez: <There is too much dead weight here. Sacrifices must be made. They tell me in the PEWA that I have no shot anymore right now for the title. So maybe I come here instead. And maybe it is here in the Dominican Republic where I spill the blood to bring back the era of Quetzalcoatl.> Experto: <So, I overheard what you said, Sosa. You want someone to challenge you on your level? Then listen to me. I challenge you, for the control of the Rudo Army. I win, I’m the new headman. You win, you make the point that you’re the man.> Sosa: <We’re doing this? Fine. Let’s do this. But the way I see it, we have enough oldsters in the Rudo Army with Jones over here. We have enough hardcore with him, too. And we’re just in a rough spot. Nothing we can’t overcome, nothing we will not get past. Together.> Experto: <That sounds all good and nice, but if I win, the Rudo Army will be reborn. Revitalized. Rejuvenated. And I have the…expertise to make that happen. I will bring Itzcoatl from the PEWA. I will bring my friends. The Rudo Army is headless and directionless and has been for a long time. That is not good for Santana Family Wrestling. I know Felix Senior. He called me over here, wanted my help. But I don’t help in the way he asks. I do things the way I see they need to be done. You do not dictate to an expert how he does his expert things. I lead the way, I tell people how it is done, and I get the job done. He wants this place stronger? I will make the Rudo Army stronger.> Sosa: <And you talk your head off with that nonsense. My people and I will stick together. And we’ll show you just why the Rudo Army is stronger than the individual parts. We’re tight. We got a bond that can't be beat. And when I defeat you, we’ll reach heights you never dreamed of in all the years you wrestled. You can count on that.> ---  FLORIDA MAN WATCH  A typical encounter for one half of the PEWA Extreme Tag Team champions. PEWA President Biff Taylor was quoted in response, stating that “We knew what we were getting into when we signed him. Par for the course, if you ask me. No consequences on my end of things. Guess I just have to try harder to find someone who can beat those two morons.”
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